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Can you tell I haven't slept very well since the last time that we spoke?            I said, "please understand I've been drinking again and all I do is hope."

[inprnt]

“Fairy Foxes” by Emmi-Riikka on INPRNT

[danielhowell]

You Will Get Through This Night - written by Daniel Howell. Coming May 2021 - available to pre-order now! thisnightbook.com 

hello everyone i have written a book about understanding your mental health - it’s deep it’s dark it’s personal it’ll make you laugh it’ll make you cry and it actually has profound professional advice that might completely change your life so please pre-order it thank you 🎥 by curtis essel http://33bound.tumblr.com/

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nineprotons]

Dolly’s absolute amazingness aside… She is who she wants to be, and shows herself as she wants to. Anyone who sees her as a joke is in fact the joke themselves and I’m quite happy to laugh at them.

[injuries-in-dust]

The real joke is that she’s the one finding it, not the government.

[elfwreck]

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

She purposely does this, y’all. I have been fascinated by her for years and she has purposely crafted this and people reacting like this is her intention. She is a master. Like, how many country artists can get away with openly being a queer ally and funding AIDS research and COVID research and all this other stuff and yet still I defy you to find a person–no matter how conservative–who will say anything worse than ‘she’s trashy’ to you–but it can’t even insult her because she says she’s trashy!! She is so good at this y’all. A master at the whole concept of reclaiming and owning one’s image. All hail Dolly.

[ultrareginarules]

An American icon. A hero.

[rcktpwr]

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

Good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today

[grrten-deactivated20221014]

I did @/thatphanartist dtiys on Instagram, it was so pretty not to do!

[durbikins]

weird plant people of tumblr: ☼ Pwease don’t kill the wittle insects~~~~ ♥

me to the bug that’s been divebombing me for the past 15 minutes:

[deadseass]

[octoswan]

[taylortut]

i recently found out spiders can’t stand peppermint and all i could think about was peter finding out one day that he’s inherited that part of being a spider after trying to eat something peppermint flavored

tony: hey, want a stick of gum?

peter: sure! *puts the gum in his mouth, then expressionlessly opens his mouth and lets the gum fall onto the floor* 

tony:

peter: what the fuck was that

[former-whyistomholland]

I’m crying

[valtoon]

dan but he's a goth bf

open for better quality

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[paramorpolly]

do you miss me like i miss you?

@danielhowell

[cherryfiields]

kirby face

@amazingphil

[cherryfiields]

Hehehhehehe @amazingphil

[aidashakur]

“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”

Speak it into existence.

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

[lipstickdemon]

“You . Are. A. Legal tthief.”

[uss-edsall]

When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are

When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.

[uss-edsall]

I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again

[bluemonkeydevil]

They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣

[uss-edsall]

OH, MOTHERFUCKER

[official-kircheis]

[ardhangini]

choose a partner who is good for you. not good for your parents. not good for your image. not good for your bank account. choose someone who’s going to make your life emotionally fulfilling.

[juuliaroberts]

Rudolph with your ass so pink, let me see that butthole wink

[meanplastic]

[ellieisnotoldyet-deactivated202]

I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok.

[realityremedy]

You would not believe how comforting this is.

[sydcores-moved-deactivated20210]

[til-death-do-we-art]

@danielhowell as coraline 💙💛🖤