Don't Worry About It...

Old enough, bisexual, nerdy & splendiferous. Currently digging moody sea scapes, & tattoos.

[prettyadequate]

What do you call a 2 man threesome with a nursery rhyme themed prostitute?

Slickory Dickory Cock

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[folieassdeux]

i mean same

[staceyshere]

Big same

[inosfe]

I'm really just taking 2020 raw, unprotected. I don't have a nintendo switch so i can't play ac and I don't even have a dnd group to keep me going. I'm just. Doing a line of pure, uncut 2020 right down the kitchen counter.

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[riotgirlstylenow]

Plus size women in music

Lizzo / Brittany Howard / Tina Halladay / Shannon Shaw / Beth Ditto / Kimya Dawson

[riotgirlstylenow]

Wow almost 3000 like/reblogs overnight! I hope you are supporting the fat women of your life the same way

[bluthsbananas]

I’ve met Shannon and she is an ANGEL

[6xthsense]

no way fucking way....

NO fuckifn way

[montypythonandtheholyblog]

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

❤

[dunhamsanddreamscapes]

[sadxfuzz-deactivated20141025]

today on satan makes a blog post

[mytinygayitalianson-deactivated]

Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.

[clockworkjerk]

Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.

[thelilnan]

i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format

[minireaper]

Someone please remind me of this post in a few years, I feel like I may need this for any new job I might get.

[hupperts]

[bluebeetletedkord]

[lastnightspants]

[saint-batrick]

that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiftgfffffffffff

[somecutething]

[swordspearplusone]

@thegreenpea

[thegreenpea]

They are liquids :O

[galexion]

@nagunkgunk

[shalrath]

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[petitesaffron-blog]

I wonder what he is dreaming about.

[happifying-things]

Nobody move…

[guiltyidealist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

u ever wake up in the middle of a heated theoretical argument? 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I woke up and grabbed my phone to ask my mom to make my sister apologize for yelling at me in my dream

[thatsbelievable]

[jonphaedrus]

[caption: the world might be full of despair and broken promises, but it is also full of brightly colored, poisonous frogs.]/end id

@alternis