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"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?"
"You truly believe I would be doing it in case I did not know?"
— That was a lie, of course, the corvid-..man had no idea how a oil lamp was supposed to work or what was he doing wrong for that matter. But he was not about to ask for some human for help either. After all.. How hard could it possibly be? —
Into the Woods starter sentence meme: act 1!
"What are you doing with a cow inside the house?"
"It’s not for me, it’s for my granny in the woods: a loaf of bread, please."
"I sort of hate to ask it, but do you have a basket?"
"You can let me have the baby that your wife will bear… and we’ll call it square."
"Your father cried! Your mother died! For extra measure, I admit it was a pleasure!"
"To wish and wait from day to day will never keep the wolves away."
"No, the spell is on my house. Only I can lift the spell!"
"But child, specify! Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor, and good fortune, like bad, can befall when least expected."
"When first I appear I seem mysterious, but when explained I’m nothing serious."
"Hello little girl! What’s your rush? You’re missing all the flowers!"
"Mother said straight ahead, not to delay or be mislead!"
"I guess this goodbye old pal; you’ve been a perfect friend."
"If you know what you want, then you go and you find it and you get it."
"If the end is right, it justifies the beans!"
"Rapunzel, Rapunzel! What kind of a name is that?"
"I’d rather a wolf than you any day!"
"What kind of a hunter are you?"
"I should have heeded her advice! But he seemed so nice…"
"If a prince were looking for me, I certainly wouldn’t hide."
"There are big tall terrible giants in the sky!"
"You are everything maidens could wish for!"
"What’s as intriguing or half so fatiguing as what’s out of reach?"
"Have you encountered a boy with carrot-top hair and a sunny, though occasionally vague disposition, answering to the name of Jack?"
"My goodness, you do take plenty of spills, don’t you."
"…Perhaps it will take the two of us to get this child."
"No person with a brain larger than this is going to exchange a cow for a bean."
"Just two days ago you were accusing me of exercising deceit in securing the cow!"
"Why could you not obey? Children should listen!"
"It was lonely atop that tower!"
"Who out there could love you more than I?"
"I don’t believe that egg came from that hen."
"Knowing this time I’d run from him, he spread pitch on the stairs. And I thought ‘well, he cares.’"
"We have nothing to discuss, you have attacked me once before!"
"Please, I need that shoe to have a child!"
"There’s a dead giant in my backyard!"
"Of course I’d prefer a live one! So bring me the dead one and I’ll bring her back to life!"
"…I was going to come fetch you just as soon as you learned your lesson!"
"You are the only family I know. Come with me. Please."
"I didn’t think we could be so happy!"
BREAK MY MUSE'S HEART: Send them an ‘IF WE BROKE UP’ description
Tell me why you followed my blog
anon or not.
#I’M SO CONFUSED BY HOW 95% OF YOU GOT HERE#OR RATHER STAYED HERE
My friend drew me this picture :3
It’s beautiful fairy tale~
speed sketch
[ I don't know why, but in my head Maleficent is just the one from the 2014, and Malévola is the villain I grew up with. My drafts don't want to edit the posts, therefore I will be taking even longer to answer than I thought. ]
Long before the Maleficent movie, Disney released a hilarious book called My Side of the Story where Maleficent and Aurora both told their respective sides of the story with some great illustrations. Maleficent claims of course she was only looking out for Aurora and Phillip’s best interests, despite those pesky fairies. And poor Phillip is constantly described by both sides as always being a total mess and “smelling like a horse.” (Also Aurora says he has dimples so deep you could ”plant corn in them” and “deep enough to mine for gold.”)
Dia has opinions about things.
I really enjoy drawing his dumb face I should do a comic or something.
Back to your regularly scheduled shenanigans.
everyone has all these fancy rp symbols and verses and tags and I’m over here like
"You look like you could use a hand." [ hey there! How do you feel about threading with Diavals? (: ]
(hello! About how I feel… well idk. I think Diaval is the only thing about that stupid movie buut I haven’t got the chance to rp with none yet ^^’)
"And what makes you think that?" She asked.
"The fact that you spent what? 13 years looking for one girl with the sunshine in her hair and lips red as roses; without /any/ rate of success on finding said girl for starters.
But I can't deny the expression of dread in your /lovely/ face does help with the draw of my conclusions."
-- He rolled his eyes as he wondered if the very definition of 'stubborn' wouldn't happen to be Maleficent's name. He was certain it would. --
"Would you like to tell me what that is all about?"
-- at that he offered her a smile. He had come to know, in the past days, that the woman who shared his Mistress' name, wasn't /all/ that bad; but it changed naught in the fact that he had to go back to his.. World? Plane? Dimension? As soon as possible. --
Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.
But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.
Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.
This makes me extremely happy. God bless you correct suit man.
What always kills me is that he stands at parade rest at the end of gif two i’m just
god damn it
such class.
*breathes heavily*
Send me "Dat Ass" if you think my muse is hot
200 starters you can use
just a bunch of random starters from various sources (my spotify playlists, books, random commentary, tv shows and such). more under the cut!
❝You swore that you would always love me.❞
❝I was a fool to ever love you.
❝There’s always a chance that at the next corner you turn, you’ll change your life.❞
❝Hush! He’s/She’s asleep.❞
❝Do you want to build a snowman?❞
❝That’s not my name.❞
❝I was blessed with beauty & rage.❞
❝It’s all for you. Everything I do.❞
❝There is no such thing as Hell. The world we live in is hell enough.❞
❝What the fuck?❞
❝I mean for seventy to eighty-five minutes.❞
❝Oh hell.❞
❝Let’s go party on the rooftop, underneath the sky.❞
❝This is the hour, I swore I’d see.❞
❝I still believe.❞
❝We can send a hazmat team to get your things.❞
❝Why me? What’s your plan?❞
❝I can’t help her/him! No one can!❞
❝Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?❞
❝I’m not here as a friend, I have a job to do.❞
❝I hear your voice in the darkness, but the words aren’t yours.❞
❝Do you trust me?❞
❝Oh… just you?❞
❝Where are your visions now?❞
❝Get out of my way.❞
❝Gather your belongings. And hurry.❞
❝You will not touch him!❞
❝If you want the reason, I will show you now.❞
❝You learn to live without.❞
❝I’m not looking for anyone. I just completed protracted legal process to extricate myself from someone.❞
❝They are not nice, they’re mostly noise.❞
❝They swear like men, they screw like boys.❞
❝It feels like a faithful day, doesn’t it?❞
❝A scene I can’t erase.❞
❝Hi? … Bye?❞
❝But all that I’ve been through, can’t make my dream come true.❞
❝A dream I long to find.❞
❝I will not cry, I will not think.❞
❝If they hurt me, I’ll just close my eyes and see the movie in my mind.❞
❝They kill like men, they die like boys.❞
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