Going soft, Peril?

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[prettyboynapoleonsolo]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Illya Kuryakin/Napoleon Solo Characters: Napoleon Solo Additional Tags: Unrequited Love, Character Study, Introspection, Background Illya/Gaby Summary:

Napoleon wonders, for just a moment, how he will ever look at Illya again without feeling a knot of grief in his throat over things that will never be.

[caribbean1989]

Henry Cavill as Napoleon Solo in Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)

My GIF masterlist

[quietwingsinthesky]

open up your heart to the possibility that This Character Would Not Fucking Do Christmas Shit

[datasupremacy]

Hey, here's a fun new game. Put "📓" or some other version of a book emoji into my inbox and I'll explain the plot of a fanfiction that I haven't written but daydream about.

[prettyboynapoleonsolo]

Find the Word

thanks for the tag, @justabigoldnerd!

My Words: Turn, Mutter, Attention, Whole

Turn from an untitled transfem!Solo Soloverly fic:

Alexander doesn’t often let himself indulge this particular vice; in many ways, it’s as dangerous as opium, at least for someone in his position. Despite that, though, he finds himself at a rather dive gay bar in Soho. He steps close to the bar but only orders a soda, knowing himself all too well. He turns to face the rest of the building and accidentally makes eye contact with one of the crossdressers similarly scoping out the room. The crossdresser’s face pales, though, and Alexander suddenly realizes that that’s Napoleon Solo staring at him. Well, that’s unexpected.

Mutter from an untitled seasickness fic:

“Going to survive, Cowboy?” he asks the man curled up on a bench in the ferry’s lounge. They’re ignoring the “no shoes on the furniture” sign right next to the bench. No one seems to care about it anyway. “No,” Solo croaks, face pale and clammy. “Don’t suppose you’d put me out of my misery.” “Sorry,” Illya says. “Crew would not like to clean up the blood.” “Of course you’re on the workers’ side,” Solo mutters. “You’re too good of a communist, Peril.”

Attention from an untitled transfem!Solo Soloverly fic:

“Oh, dear,” Lady Penelope says, just enough edge in her voice to make Alexander pay attention through his earpiece as he circulates through the crowd. She’s one of the many people Alexander doesn’t miss from these days. “I hope you aren’t after Alexander’s money.” “I don’t know what you mean,” Josephine replies carefully. “Did he never tell you he was cut off?” Lady Penelope asks, false sympathy in her voice. “Oh, you poor thing.”

Whole from Reunion, a Soloverly + Gallya future fic:

Solo makes a small sound and reaches into his blazer pocket – with his left hand, which is whole but horribly scarred. Illya aches at seeing all these injuries, because it’s proof Illya should have been here to protect him. Solo draws out a familiar, beloved watch. “Kept it safe for you,” Solo says, holding it out.

Your words are: scramble, union, measure, prize

Open tag for anyone who wants to join!

[prettyboynapoleonsolo]

looking for a fic but unfortunately i'm much better at remembering plots than titles so, what i can remember: solo gets stabbed when he's alone on a mission (the knife is left in the wound), has to get himself out of the bad guy's lair, collapses in a forest (near a river maybe?), and nearly dies before gaby and illya get into radio range. they almost don't find him in time bcos solo's too out of it to give precise info on where exactly he is. probably napollya? might be ot3.

does that ring a bell for anyone?

[fandomdoestzedakah]

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[fandomdoestzedakah]

Wahoo!!

[rose-in-a-fisted-glove]

[prettyboynapoleonsolo]

i still can't believe we had a character tell another character "i noticed you're very good with your hands" and barely anyone realized the ship potential. like yeah i get it solo and illya are soulmates and all but solo also deserves to have some fun with the older man who thinks he's good with his hands

[lavosse]

they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good

[mikopikopon]

#technically they know and understand each other better than anyone else alive#but they communicate that in the most fucked up insane unnecessarily complicated way and think thats normal

[prettyboynapoleonsolo]

some waverly screenshots <3

[morningmightcomebyaccident]

Replied to a recent comment on a fic that I wrote years ago and then took the time to revisit previous comments and I say this with complete sincerity:

Leaving a comment on a fic provides compounding delight. Authors will love initially receiving a comment, will love later recalling this and that particular aspect of a comment, and they will love rereading comments and being reminded how readers enjoyed the work.

Comments are not a one-time act of kindness and consideration. They keep giving.

Thank you to those who take the time to give a nice word, describe an excited reaction, point out favorite parts, and generally let it be known that not only has the work been read but it had some effect. :)

[morningmightcomebyaccident]

Replied to a recent comment on a fic that I wrote years ago and then took the time to revisit previous comments and I say this with complete sincerity:

Leaving a comment on a fic provides compounding delight. Authors will love initially receiving a comment, will love later recalling this and that particular aspect of a comment, and they will love rereading comments and being reminded how readers enjoyed the work.

Comments are not a one-time act of kindness and consideration. They keep giving.

Thank you to those who take the time to give a nice word, describe an excited reaction, point out favorite parts, and generally let it be known that not only has the work been read but it had some effect. :)

[pentapoda]

Every time someone comments on my old fic, i feel like I'm an old actor getting paid residuals. Appreciate you, old-fic-commenters. Key source of emotional income, tbh.

[boycottxxlove]

my dream as a fanfic writer is for one day, one of my fics to be someones comfort fic. like the fic that they reread when they don't feel good and want to be happy. i want my words to comfort someone one day

[justabigoldnerd]

BIRTHDAY BOYYYY

[traveling-spartan]

If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:

1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.

2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.

[kristanna-deactivated20230429]

Smutty prompts

Stolen from google (artistofthetribe)

Send me a number and a pairing and I’ll write…something.

1. grinding up against each other

2. phone sex or sexting

3. pinning the other against the wall

4. winding the other up in public

5. restraining the other

6. walking in on the other jerking off

7. coming untouched and/or early

8. convincing the other to try something they’re not interested in and then making them like it

9. extensive, prolonged make-outs

10. having to be very quiet for fear of being overheard

11. surprise discovery of an overly-sensitive body part

12. angry sex

13. sleepy sex

14. being ridden

15. trying to distract the other with sex while they’re “busy”

16. orgasm denial/edging

17. one person clothed and the other naked

18. coming from ass play only

19. biting and/or marking

20. accidental voyeurism by an outside POV

21. being shy about sex

22. talking about (but not having) sex

23. getting fucked over a desk or table

24. drunk sex

25. mutual masturbation