this motherfucker's gonna get my metal

23|Sydney|INFP. I'm Lily. Like, you know, whatever. insta: @lilyjefferson

[monstermelodies]

Monstruos stickers (1986)

[lifewithoutcosette-deactivated2]

How the fuck was this a children’s television character?!?

[samanthasbarkss]

this always cheers me up.

[mysharona1987]

I don’t know who played Mr Blobby here.

But that guy deserved a Best Actor in a Comedy Emmy Award here.   

He is hysterical. 

[mysharona1987]

Jack still being so suspicious.

[taragrimface]

what is this.

[gammywank]

an anxiety attack

[mad-march-hares-tea-party-deact]

He gone

Bonus:

[slumberblues]

Jack: no fear

Mr Blobby: J̡̼̓̓ͮ͑ͩͭ̇͞A̧̬̙̹̝̻̼ͯ̑͆̉̿C̯̬̯̬̤̻̦̞̎̐̈̏́͗̀̐͘Kͭ҉̹̼̭̹̻͢

Jack: one fear

[paintchipsfromthewall]

if you haven’t seen this.

[bears-are-trans]

Be blessed

[eeeeeeeeeeeek]

mr. blobby’s got me WRECKED

[mothgoggles-deactivated20210706]

I’ve unironically loved Mr. Blobby for a very long time.  Fucking LOVE.

[porterr-robinson]

[azuretheshitposter]

i almost fucking gagged laughing so hard

[princesstigerbelle]

[garecc]

IT’S A CHUMBY BUMBY

[princesstigerbelle]

@mysticalgalaxysalad

[kitty-cat-neko-chan]

If I do not reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[wildstandard]

[vanmorison]

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

[eliminated]

[notapoetess]

[erevshelshoshanim]

Lesbian culture is not wanting to casually date and just waiting to meet your wife

[flyngdream]

[sickpage]

[simpscreens]

[soft-princesa]

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly

[lyjerria]

I hate feeling like I’m not living enough. like I’m not experiencing enough

[sunbutch]

relationships are about the little things. buying your girlfriend's favorite snack at the gas station even if she said she didn't want anything because you know it'll make her happy. making an absolute fool out of yourself just so you can hear her giggle. laying at the top of the stairs with your head hanging down so when she comes home at 11pm and enters the dark stairway she'll think you're a scary monster. it's the little things

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

[Audio ID]

*washing machine beating noises come from behind the door at a steady rhythm*

*door creaks slightly as its opened*

Cowboy Wizard, in a sing songy country tune: "wellllllll you get out the fiddle and you get out the bow, ya kick off yer shoes and ya throw em on the floor. Ya dancin' in the kitchen till the mornin' lightttt~ till the lousi-"

(audio cuts out before he can finish the word lousiana)

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on

[feral-bard]

Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.

[glockpaperscissors]

Fav tweet I saw yesterday