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Shane is offering his elbow to ilya when the two of them are walking into a fancy event. Ilya is just so giddy to be on Shane’s arm.

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Something that will always been deeply funny to me is reading a hollanov fic and you can see that the author forgot that these two have an amount of money that is difficult to imagine. And that’s on #love

somewhereincairparavel

I'd like to think ilya just cannot imagine shane doing anything wrong ever, like even longer into their relationship he kinda puts shane in a pedestal, on the flip side it also takes a harder turn when they get into fights and ilya is thrown off if shane says something extra harsh bc it shatters that pedestal.

bandsanitizer

shane and ilya get married and live together and shane’s goes “you’re like always stealing my hoodies” and ilya goes “actually☝️they are our hoodies. was in the marriage agreement.” “marriage agreement?” “yes, says: ilya can wear all of shane’s hoodies whenever he wants because they are now his hoodies, too.” “… then I can steal your shirts.” “oh nooo. noooo shane do not do thaaat. that would be terrible. I would haaaate to see my husband in my clothes. noooo.”

joondemiel

The craziest thing about hollanov is that if Ilya had done anything more subtle than cranking his shit in Shane’s face in the shower, Shane quite literally would’ve died wondering.

sugarkaanes

ilya kissing every part of shanes body. for some reason especially the most oddest parts.

backs of his knees

knuckles

his shins

the pads of his feet

elbows

shoulders

his hips

his waist

his chin

the shell of his ear

his finger tips

its a way to show that ilya doesnt just appreciate the privates of his body or his neck or lips like his usual spots, but instead all of shanes body. from his toes to his hair to his hands to the wrinkles by his eyes when he smiles.

actuallysara

for pride month ilya would totally post a photo of him and shane going "happy pride month to my boyfriend who is super gay (I am not btw)"

kalinara

I was thinking about Shane's propensity for clarifying questions and how funny they can be. (I think we've all made some cracks about "is it very upsetting" or "sick like...crazy?").

But it occurs to me that the first real clarifying question that we see him ask is not a question exactly, but it's "with Rozanov's permission" in that press conference.

Because Shane can see that Ilya's struggling. And Shane really has three options here: ignore it and let Ilya flounder on his own, use it to his own benefit, or jump in and save Ilya but possibly wound his pride in the process.

Shane is autistic. We know that. We also know that he probably does not know that. But he probably does know what it's like to have people jump in and "help" him in ways that sometimes make things look or feel worse. (As much as we love Yuna Hollander, I can't imagine that her overbearing presence made things easy for a teenaged boy on a sports team.)

So he asks. In a very practiced, almost casual way. (and more personally with the foot touch). He waits, for the acknowledgement and the nod, and only THEN takes over the question. Afterward, Ilya gets his chance to answer in a way that makes him look cool and unconcerned. He gets to keep his pride.

I feel like sometimes we blame Shane's autism for a lot of things that happen in the series, but I think this is one point where it was actually a benefit. Because Shane is used to asking questions about things that other people would take as a given. And because Shane is used to having well-meaning people "help" in ways that don't always feel like help. So Shane is able to give Ilya what he needs in this scene (and probably cement the idea that what should have been a one-night stand is definitely something worth revisiting.)

samehere-onlyone

I love you or as Shane Hollander would say:

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oh-phoenixx

ilya 'i'm lazy 🤷‍♂️' rozanov spending two years trying to get shane to let him hit

compatible1221

No bc this literally how I feel abt both of them

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The wrestling in the Hollanov house is truly legendary, which means they’ve got a guy they call… maybe a little too often to fix up the holes and dinks that come from it — their guy would worry something nefarious was happening in the house if it weren’t for how they act when showing him the damage (giggly)