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Good morning shanelovers shanethinkers shaneposters and shaneiacs as well
if your blog had a smell, what would it smell like?
answer! (0_o) (I’m wondering what my blog smells like)
@idia-draconia @d4rcyxh @vaguelyinsanelibrarian
AWWW!!! TYSM FOR THE TAG TWINY!!! AND THE ANSWEAR ISSSS….IT SMELLS LIKE SUNFLOWERS,ROSES,THOSE BEAUTIFUL SWEETS FRESHLY BAKED (Trey mentioned here 😌🫰) AND SCENTED CANDLES TO PUT IN BATHROOMS AND AROUND THE HOUSE (LAVENDER IS MY FAVORITE)!!!
(And your smell too…..like lil flowers that have to bloom (* >ω<))
If my blog has a smell…it’s the smell of avocados…and sometimes cherry pies i guess since Ace Trappola lives in my blog
@idia-draconia if I would give a smell to your blog, it would be the smell of blue and green fire…maybe blueberry scented candles because Idia
Or msrshmallows in a open flame i guess
AWWW!!! TYSM!! AND YOU’RE RIGHTTT!!! IDIA AND MALLEUS MENTIONEDDD!! AND BLUEBERRIES ARE MY SECOND FAVORITE FRUITS AFTER STRAWBERRIES!! 🥹🫶❤️❤️
And it’s true that your blogs smells like avocados and cherry pies XD BUT I would add the smell of the violets that reminds me of Yuki….so cuteeee!!🥹🫶゚+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ノ.+゚(o≧▽≦)ノ(* >ω<)
(Might as well invite the others now: @astralfool @atutysworld @marigoldendragon @malleusrighthorn @mary-lennox-1955 @deadkalwalking @deafeningdreamobservation @blueapplesposts @kalims-left-earing @sora-nakahara @inside-floyds-walls @floryd @gl0omyfae + FREE TAGS!!(o≧▽≦)ノ
Hmmmmmm, thanks for the tag.
I think my blog might smell like a warm day(like the smell of the sun) with a little bit of lysol and the grapefruit trader Joe’s candle.(the sun since my username is the main characters of the secret garden, lysol since i use it a bunch irl so it might seep into mu blog, and the candle because it’s nice and cozy)
@idia-draconia i would have to agree with avoyuki-avacado. A toasted marshmallo scent and maybe like the scent of candy and coffee(since idia and malleus give that vibe)
@caffeinated-chocolate @dethuio11 @fizzy-talkss @ficsarecool @starsndaggers @radio-sanistired +open tags!!!
if my blog had a smell it would be like sugar, cake, lemonade, burritos, and Dunkin’ Donuts coffee
@mary-lennox-1955 I would say yours smells like hot chocolate, books, cookies, and cozy candles like lavender sandalwood!🫶
Taggshdj: @milymoon @moonlight-lunna @mitsubaisnormyname @spintwowin @ebi-heartsalltheway +open tags!!
What an odd question…
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Maybe Chocolate, old books, and cinnamon or nothing 😅😅😶
@radio-sanistired @randomassidlotidk @amaneyxgi @givemenoname
turkish delights and gingerbread :3
@gbee333 @golden-kasper1215 @stories-i-guess aaaaand @dib-by
DUDE THE TURKISH DELIGHTS ARE SO RIGHT ACTUALLY??
:3 it would be cool if my blog smelled like oranges, a very very faint smell of honey, and hibiscus flowers!
/nf tags @littlekiller823 @thefavoritechild @stardog144 @mute-doll @your-local-starstruck-dreamer + whoever else wants to join (mutual or not. :))
THAT SMELL RIGHT BEFORE IT RAINS AND ALSO YOUR AT THE COAST‼️‼️‼️
Gbee your blog smells like summer tangerines 👍 and also tree bark
@mintbecrazy @hardtobethebardbitch @mariyoursweetheart @alorekeeper + open tags loves <33
a familiar scent in a location where it’s not supposed to be present
sift!! your blog to me feels like the ocean and also hints of ozone (like that before storms/lightning) :D
tags: @al-the-great, @narrative-bunny1864, @kingmackinac + open tags
Idk I feel like mine might smell like citrus and bread? Idk tho
Alore I feel like yours would be like a late summer night once the suns gone down and the stars are up, out in the bush away from light pollution and people. Like that really fresh night and wilderness smell?? Idk
No pressure tags @mossthewolfe @fish-nailed-to-a-cross @justobsessedwithvic @cheesesandwjch @milltheinfinity @illiteratesblog @le-dormeur-du-val @that-one-xachster @hermy-97 @ladyloss-blog @abyss-tea @pinealeye @pancake-of-death @nonbinary-akutagawa @sagehills @angst-fairy @oatmeal-33 @cecil-speaks @siameseshan @memostar-21 and open tags :3
I think my blog smells like dust, really fine flakes of dusk dancing under the sunlight that falls from a window, vintage nostalgia, even in the present moment there’s this dread, this longing. A dusty, warm and wet closed room, abandoned but very much alive with memories.
@al-the-great Yours smells like citrus, yes, but with wood like undertones, I feel like. And deodorant. Idk why but it makes me think of Smells Like Teen Spirit (the Nirvana song), both in a deodorant kind of way, but also in a literal sense, the strong and impatient vibe of a young spirit.
@prettypinkbubbless @spira—mirabilis @sapphoyetagain @jumpy-b @foxonrollerskates @cunt-force-therapy
Mine probably smells sweaty right now unfortunately. :/ Lots of men on there. Will fix soon. 🫶
Mary yours is definitely dusty in a vintage way but also smells like a cold room. If you’re picking up what I’m putting down. That kinda tang that comes from being a couple degrees lower than whatever you just walked out of. Haunted house in the misty forest vibes.
@the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman & open tags
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
Whenever I see some anon asking an artist if it's "okay to take inspiration" from their art it makes me want to make some kind of manifesto or billboard or PSA or skywriting campaign to undo whatever damage strange litigious illustrator types inflicted upon the most basic foundations of the creative process. We can't let them get away with this
Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk
“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”
Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?
Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby
Husband: RIVETING!
Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️
Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!
Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk
All of tumblr collectively at my husband:
Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream
Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!
Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued
Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.
THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND
yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this
Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays
Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.
????
Husband: Holds Penny Rose up to her reflection in the microwave
Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!
FYI this is how you get a Deals Warlock if you were wondering
I have follow up questions:
1) Did you participate in baby talk to make up for your husband's deficit, or did you also opt to speak to the Deals Warlock like a very tiny adult from babyhood?
1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?
I didn't baby talk with her very much either! I think I squealed at her more than my husband did.
Something funny that has happened is that while she formally calls me Mama when she's answering me in passing she does call me "My Darling Love" and I don't know for sure but I think it's because I call her and her father "my loves" and her father calls me and her "darlings" and she's created a mash up 😂
So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" 😂
Everyone is always so so kind on this post but I do want to warn you all that this did in fact lead to an insanely verbal child, and if you choose that life you have to commit to that life.
Penny Rose is now 5 years old and she
1. Starts talking the moment she opens her eyes to the moment she passes out at night
2. Asks, and I am not exaggerating I counted, an average of 892 questions a day
3. Does not accept "I don't know" as an answer to said questions, will usually have a follow up question as to why you don't know OR a suggestion on how we can find out together
I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times
Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”
IMO, blurring the lines between “I’m defending them because they’re right” and “I’m defending them because you’re taking this too far” is step numero uno to cutting down the very existence of fair trial and democracy–even in places where saying that might seem a little dramatic.
Mob mentality is extremely strong in humans and it’s also extremely dangerous. Mobs don’t think things through. Mobs kill and they destroy and they can’t be reasoned with. Someone trying to calm a mob down isn’t someone defending the ~problematic party~ It’s time we re-learn that.
so I want to know why no one told me there was a free to watch musical that was cattered to me and my special interests specifically
i think at a certain point shane would start getting seriously annoyed at the seemingly widespread idea that he's somehow supposed to be "controlling" ilya. maybe it starts off as a lighthearted joke with the way some of their friends will glance at him in anticipation when ilya says something particularly asshole-y like they expect him to tell ilya off. and at the beginning maybe shane somewhat gets it (but really though, he doesn't) because yeah it's his reputation in the league and maybe the rivalry plays a part in it too, especially for people who've never gotten to know him, but eventually, it just starts pissing him off
they're at the kingfisher after a game in new york and scott and some of the other admirals are there along with a majority of the cens and they're all having a good time. ilya and some random admirals player are chirping each other and ilya says something a little mean in the asshole way he does with a small tilt of his lips. and shane can suddenly feel eyes on him from scott and carter and troy and various other players, and for a second he doesn't get it. he doesn't get it, until all he does is snort in response, because well, it was true and also pretty funny and ilya really is the funniest person he knows, okay, and ilya nudges him with a small smile when he hears it, but then the stares slowly morph into something like confused gapes, and all of a sudden, he gets it. it's not the first time it happens and it definitely won't be the last, but shane starts noticing it a lot more and it continues to piss. him. the. fuck. off.
hayden giving him an expectant glance when ilya is half-yelling and groaning with a few cens in the bar at the soccer game on tv, like shane is for some reason gonna tell him to quiet down. scott giving him a quick side-eye when ilya chirps about his age on the ice, like shane is gonna tell him to stop; like he doesn't find the multiple layers to ilya's chirps to scott genuinely impressive, like he doesn't find it amusing. evan, though to his credit he was mostly joking, making a sly comment about shane needing to hold ilya back from fighting during a game, like shane would do that when ilya is well-fucking-aware of when to pick fights and when not to because he is the second-best hockey player in the league; like shane doesn't also find it unbearably hot when ilya has a little blood on his knuckles and dripping down the corner of his lips as he calls out mean little quips at the other team with a smirk on his face
because the thing about their relationship is that shane is undeniably attracted to ilya being an asshole. he thinks it's funny. it almost definitely also turns him on. and he likes when ilya is mean and smug and rowdy and a little shit. he likes when ilya is an asshole to him because that's their banter and their foreplay. he likes when ilya is an asshole to other people because he pretty much always thinks what ilya says is hilarious. (plus it's the fact that shane is also an asshole; it's just that ilya says it out loud more often than he does)
and so the thing about their relationship that, for some fucking reason, other people don't get is that shane, from the very beginning, has always and will continue to like when ilya is an asshole. and yes, they're married (shane also thinks some people seem to forget this, because why would shane marry ilya if he truly doesn't like ilya's personality. he thinks other people are a little stupid sometimes.) but they're also best friends and bond over being the best at what they do and how competitive they are and that they're both a little bitchy at times
long story short, i think that at some point during the first season of them playing together, all of the cens (and various other friends/players) eventually learn, as shane continues to not react the way they expect him to, that shane is THE biggest ilya enabler. he won't tell ilya off or nag him, but is actually probably standing a little off to the side with a tiny little smirk on his lips and hearts (and a little heat) in his eyes as he watches his husband
whatever
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i lowk am a bad person but if u ignore that i have great tits
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I'm only a day late which means, by my standards, that I'm perfectly on time to wish them a happy anniversary! ❤️