[daveofstride]

its new years eve

[previouslydorito]

Uhhh follow my new tumblr @disruptor

I’ll be over there for now

Idk

Bad memories here

Peace

[previouslydorito]

Uhhh follow my new tumblr @disruptor

I’ll be over there for now

Idk

Bad memories here

Peace

[previouslydorito]

Uhhh follow my new tumblr @disruptor

I’ll be over there for now

Idk

Bad memories here

Peace

[previouslydorito]

Uhhh follow my new tumblr @disruptor

I’ll be over there for now

Idk

Bad memories here

Peace

[previouslydorito]

Uhhh follow my new tumblr @disruptor

I’ll be over there for now

Idk

Bad memories here

Peace

[previouslydorito]

Uhhh follow my new tumblr @disruptor

I’ll be over there for now

Idk

Bad memories here

Peace

[previouslydorito]

Uhhh follow my new tumblr @disruptor

I’ll be over there for now

Idk

Bad memories here

Peace

[gokushowerthought]

what us gamers doin when females aint around

[unseelie]

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[unseelie]

he is here….

[narcissus-thee-squeekual]

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

[amkrii]

How else would you pet the goose if you did not let him in?

[kedreeva]

I used to let my turkey free range because she was polite and stuck nearby and liked to eat bugs, and one day I went out and I couldn’t find her in my own yard and so, worried that she’s bothering the neighbors, I walk over to their yard through the little woods between us

And there she is

Standing at their back door

Tapping on the glass

And the lady comes to the door, and mind you I’ve never actually met my neighbors yet, and she starts letting Joslin into her house!

So I yell, and burst out of the trees, startling everyone, and start apologizing for my bird bothering them, and the lady looks absolutely baffled

“Your bird?”

Apparently this wasn’t the first time Joslin had done this

Apparently she’d just been over visiting my neighbor for weeks

And my neighbor just dead-ass thought she was hanging out with a wild turkey

She just let an entire wild turkey into her house without question

And my dumb bird apparently would just go in, inspect everything, and then walk out again

I cannot even imagine what this lady was thinking, she just accepted that she’s getting a house inspection from mother nature a few times a week.

I’m not surprised at all someone let a farm goose in. Humans have no sense of self preservation when it comes to things that we might get to pet.

[childhoodruiner]

[mainflopgirl]

found family is just the. absolute best dynamic in the whole world im sorry but if you have a bunch of characters who are placed in a group together and they dont feel like a family at the end of it then your group failed

[lmaonade]

sick of not having pointy ears fuck all life 

[btchnahalf]

[brbjellyfishing]

A martyr

[digitalhunk]

they got her :(

[surprisebitch]

[dateagirlwhosweird]

date a girl who knows that istanbul was constantinople now it’s istanbul not constantinople been a long time gone old constantinople why did constantinople get the works?

[friendraichu]

date a girl who also knows that’s nobody’s business but the turks

[arandomblackbook]

Met a girl and made a date in constantinople but she was waiting in Istanbul fml

[cayennecrush]

i got these avocado socks at target the other day and i felt like they were perfect for peridot 🥑🛸

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

at work we have a family of three huskies who come in for daycare and everyone calls them “the mafia” it makes me so happy because occasionally out of nowhere someone over the radios will say “we’re sending in the mafia” and then three huskies barrel their way inside and usually slip and fall on the tile ajfjajg

[gaytectives-deactivated-deactiv]

the white one is zephyr but everyone calls him the godfather and his sisters follow him around everywhere and they’re a tiny gang which i love

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

this is the only pure post