lexis-lexica:
You’re the guy Jesse is always bothering online. I’m kind of scared from how you’re describing it, am I going to want to cry after finding out the question?
Yep, that’s me...unfortunately. Don’t worry though, I’m sure it’s not that offensive to a confident girl such as yourself. So... I dare you to steal five items from different guests at the party. Of course, they can’t notice you taking anything. Good luck!



















