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Pharma is very Harpy shaped, with the wings being attached to the upper arm area instead of the shoulderblades; I propose this be taken a step further and that pharma should have talons instead of just feet.
Generative AI is just like Asbestos man
It feels like the only reason ATLA was so good is because there was a room of people telling Mike and Bryan (Bryke) no.
Flatline/Pharma/Tarn Sparkmate au loosely based on the fic Empire of Dirt by interface on Ao3
Pharma and Tarn are Sparkmates, and they found out at Delphi. Tarn immediately shut down the bond, making sure the blackmail was "impersonal." Since Pharma is an autobot and the autobots are the enemy, having a sprakmate does not matter if that sparkmate is an autobot.
Tarn used to hook up with other mechs but stopped after discovering the bond despite having no intention to pursue it. Something pretentious about the sanctity of a sparkbond. Hypocritical purple prose as per usual.
Since the civil war ended earlier in favor of defense against the Quintisons, Pharma's greatest crime was letting a few patients slip away instead of directly killing them. While the Decepticons do not care about this, it is still something that weighs heavily on Pharmas spark. Having his talent recognized by the Decepticons Pharma is placed as one of the lead doctors for the Decepticon Air Force.
This eventually leads to Pharma meeting Flatline post-victory while working in the new hospital. Flatline, who was not forged with a sparkmate, relentlessly pursues Pharma despite the jet trying to drive him away, "You know I have a sparkmate, right?"
Eventually, Flatline breaks through Pharma's icy walls, leading to a tender moment where Pharma reveals: "My Sparkmate wasn't who I desperately wanted them to be. And when I finally did meet him? It was a brute who wanted nothing to do with me and everything to do with what I could give him."
To which Flatline responds with,
"All I want is to give you everything I have"
After this, an official relationship between the two finally starts. However, Tarn still lurks...
With the war over and the turbulent beginnings of reconstruction having ended, Tarn has found himself with free time despite his position as head of enforcement. Coming to terms that the Autobots, or well the former Autobots, has been an adjustment for Tarn. But time and a direct order from Lord Megatron have certainly helped.
Now that he is "allowed" too, Tarn decides to look into Pharma. This is done with the intent of wooing his one and only sparkmate, only to discover the "great betrayal".
In reaction to this news, Tarn conveniently injures himself in a fit of rage; Thus he is needing to go to the hospital. After refusing treatment from any other doctor, Tarn is able to ambush poor Pharma. Unfortunately, Pharma was unable to check the name of the belligerent patient demanding his treatment.
Pharma refuses to leave Flatline. And since Flatline is the Decepticon CMO (or whatever), Tarn can not make him "dissappear." This leaves Tarn in a predicament; if he wants to woo Pharma, he will need to get through Flatline, and it seems like the only way he can do that is to woo Flatline as well.
Milf Pharma... Save me Milf Pharma... Motherhood giving pharma an ass... (or hips at least, it's pretty flat back there)
Transformers that carry sparklings bulk up with denser and expanded plating plus thicker protoform and components. This structural change is a result of coding being sent from the spark once it recognizes the new energy draw and need for support and protection. Once the code is sent, a bots' natural nanobots (kind of like a combination of cells and good bacteria) get to work on completing the task.
Of course, nanobots do not have the same capability of drastically changing a mech as a doctor or a customization specialist. Nanobots can add or remove to an extent as needed.
So, while cybertronians are durable, their "immune system" is not the greatest.
All this to say, I think Tarn would really appreciate Milf Pharma, ESPECIALLY if Pharma was already a milf by the time they meet.
I'm having visions in my head of pharmaidbulon...
I adore the idea where Pharma fixes Tarns face mesh and uses material that doesn't match his current derma (Frankenstein style).
Then Pharma can kiss and lick the spot where the two meshes meet since it is more sensitive :).
Tarn squirming while being peppered with kisses despite his size and strength is so lovely. Plus, Pharma would be able to see the blush on his face since Tarn would have his mask off...
I figured out how to nerf elytras...
If there were a MASSIVE endurance hit whenever someone used a rocket, it would devalue the elytra as a form of travel. In order to balance this, players should be able to heal elytras with phantom membranes mid-flight.
This will force players to actively use phantom membranes if they want to use the elytra for prolonged periods of time and hopefully encourage the use of other modes of transportation.
The cartography villager should also sell maps to desired biomes in order to (partially) eliminate long searches for biomes where the player ignores everything else.
Of course, the cherry on top of this will be a minecart and rail update to make them more viable.
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What game has the best art style?
Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.
Man idk uhhh, Ultrakill
Pharma nation tonight we mourn... It was a hard battle, and we did what we could, but I fear pregnant Pharma will just have to come from our hearts.
I need mojang to stop adding completely new things to minecraft and just focus on connecting/utilizing what we already have...
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 2 POLL 3
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Gale Dekarios (Baldur’s Gate 3)
Pharma (Transformers)
PROPAGANDA:
[Gale]
"Not saying he would WANT a child or even be a particularly good father I just need to see how he deals with it. The fear of the biological changes innate in pregnancy affecting the stability of the Karsus Weave. The mix of intellectual curiosity and resistance. The horrifying idea that Mystra might take interest in the child like she once did in him. It would be tasty."
"Need that stupid wizard man pregnant."
"He sucks and is a cuck."
"I saw some art of him knocked up and it required my brain chemistry."
"He's is the perfect male wife already, but a baby bump would make him even better."
"(1) he can handle it. Hes had worse time sensitive situations inside him. (2) hed like it."
Gale propaganda from last season
[Pharma]
"The issue he's reintroduced is literally called "The Fecund Moon". Pharma's Phecundity for the win. Most breedable robot in TF history."
"He's been put through the ringer more times than I can count and is hated by the majority of the fandom who do not understand his character. He deserves to get pregnant as a treat. Plus I think he'll care for his kids, he just needs to be given some mood stabilizers and a therapist to make sure he doesn't screw them up."
I like these two👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 just a bit👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
I HATE when fic writers only include Pharma in a fic just to give Dratchet conflict/juxtaposition.
I will read a fic with Pharma in it and literally out of nowhere they'll have a character say "Pharma you suck and also you're not even that good of a doctor fuck you".
EVEN WORSE is when the fic writer will have Drift and/or Ratchet commit abhorrent actions just to frame it as "they did what they had to do my poor little victims of circumstance 🥺"; Like that does not accurately describe Pharma.
The mischaracterization of Pharma always ruins a fic for me.
Oh my god this update is awful, I was half-joking when I said the thing about tumblr reheating twitters nachos whyyyyyy is this happening.
Hopefully, they end up repealing this shit-for-brains update when they realize kicking themselves in the balls hurts.
@staff
@tumblr
Pharmaidbulon is very much two chuds and their tall, beautiful wife.
I love them so much.