[its-the-fluorescentsss]

I cannot believe Robert Pattinson

I’M SCREAMING

[its-the-fluorescentsss]

I cannot believe Robert Pattinson

I’M SCREAMING

[lesbx]

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

[owlmylove]

tumblr will never die because we’re all too incoherent and petty to leave. someone will just pirate the source code and start running “tunglr” and we’ll all move over like the chucklefucks we are

[owlmylove]

every time web developers try to “rebrand” or “repurpose” this website we just sink our heels deeper into the quicksand of our own absurdity

[owlmylove]

look what im saying is there was a story abt a group of artists whose house was demolished in order to make room for a new shopping mall and, once it was constructed, they fueled their rage and pettiness at being displaced into finding an unused room in the building, renovated it into a condo, outfitted it with a fully stocked kitchen, china hutch, AC, TV and gaming system and then proceeded to live in the mall undetected for years. that creativity? absurdity? sheer stubborn pettiness? thas tumblr babey!!!!

[siriuslydoubtful-deactivated202]

I love when I’m about to clock out and a coworker says “you’re leaving me?” like first of all it’s so touching to know that my presence here offers you some semblance of joy and relief from the misery and anxiety-inducing stress that our work environment causes. Second of all yes bitch I’m OUT I’m gonna go play some viddy games suck it

[pr1nceshawn]

Living Alone by Yaoyao Ma Van As.

[cosmictuesdays]

Alone is not the same as lonely.

[scretladyspider]

One of my favorite illustrators 💛

[bellaxiao]

Self-defense? He’s 6 years old ffs…I can’t

[daughterofthestars]

More infuriating info:

The boy is autistic

The boy and his father were in a truck

The father stopped the vehicle and raised his arms to show he was unarmed

ONE OF THE ARRESTED OFFICERS WAS ACTIVELY STALKING THE FATHER’S FIANCE

They are trying to claim self defense AND claim they didn’t know there was a child in the truck

They fired “no less than 18 rounds” into the truck

The father was hit but still alive. The boy ended up being shot in the head multiple times.

There is bodycam footage of the incident and every official/lawyer that has seen and spoken on it has called it horrific.

[genericdubstep]

50% of all police violence victims are autistic or mentally ill. If an autistic person starts screaming or can’t look a cop in the eyes, they use that as an excuse to shoot. I hope Black Lives Matter starts talking about that, too.

Police violence hurts the mentally ill a lot and of course that also means black autistic / mentally ill kids are getting hurt and killed. Ableism is deadly.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Wholesome compares to cops killing innocent people in America.

[binturita]

Splatoon cops

[awed-frog]

Oh and also -

[all-the-fand0mz]

Burrito of shame

[ichormaze]

if shes your girl why is she on the floor wailing in unison with me and six or seven other flower crowned empathy maidens?

[theglitterous-deactivated202208]

No porn on tumblr we describe our nudes in detail instead

[gxlddustwoman-deactivated202411]

today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[gxlddustwoman-deactivated202411]

there are ppl reblogging this not knowing what my immortal is and it’s so fucking funny

[spritzeal]

straight men be like “Oh i love women” but then the only women they like are skinny long-haired girls age 18 - 25

fake fans smfh

[lioncalledparsley]

#oh you love women??? name three of their albums

[micdotcom]

Watch: Ahmed Mohamed speaks out about being arrested 

[tarynel]

That whole damn staff at the school need to be fired.

[rianphin]

How are people rich in their 20s like what is that about

[zanimez]

this is ridiculously funny

[dreamlogic]

RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck

i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, “my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??”

and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded “…..watering my.. roses? you?”

[jodalovesstuff]

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

[moonlight-mery]

Let’s take a look at it one more time

[bitternest]

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

[postmarxed]

👀

[tyrala1]

[feral4catra]

[wiacollections]