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Indie, Selective Eric Cartman Spoiled by Wynn

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S t a n ! ( marshson‌ ):

❝ First off. Not boyfriends. Second, Kyle didn’t want to come and I wasn’t gonna force him. You came willingly, ❞ Stanley replied, stuffing his hands into his pockets in irritation. It was a party he was basically required to go to. The life of trying to grow in popularity just to make a cent was sometimes a boring one through all the excitement.

❝ Look, I thought it’d be fun if one of my friends to come and you were one of the only free people. There’s plenty of non ❛ lame ❜ things we could do around here, unless you feel like slow dancing to some music on the dance floor. ❞

   “ As fun as slow dancing with you sounds, I think I’ll hard pass on the homo shit. “  Cartman’s eyes danced around the party, no one interesting was really here. The usual crowd of trend followers with nothing better to do with their Saturday nights, it was almost pathetic. Whose he kidding? It was pathetic.

    “ Lets go get something to drink and find one of these “non-lame” things to do before I cave and ask you to play something on your guitar. “  Not that he thought his friend was any good really, but watching desperate girls faun over anyone who can remotely keep a tune was kind of interesting. 

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@pridedrag  ———  fuck  off!

(’  then  go  upstairs.   i  know  you  have  common  sense,  eric.  ’)

    the  sarcastic  reply  was  tinged  with  annoyance  as  he  went  over  to  the  bathroom  door,  ensuring  it  was  locked  from  the  inside.   whatever  loneliness  he’d  felt  at  jimmy’s  disappearance  had  turned  into  restlessness,  annoyed  at  eric’s  presence.   god  forbid  eric  have  common  sense.   dumbass.   fucking  moron.   who  thought  that  eric’s  existence  a  good  idea?

(’  wise  words  coming  from  someone  who  likely  crashed  the  party.   how  does  it  feel  to  be  the  burden  on  everyone’s  minds?   always  insignificant,  the  egotistical  eric  has  to  insult  others  to  keep  up  a  reputation  of  which  no  one  cares  about.   does  it  feel  bad,  knowing  you’ve  had  to  crash  every  party  for  the  past  four  years  because  no  one  wants  to  invite  you?  ‘)

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      “ Jokes on you crip bitch, I was invited to this party because people actually want me around. I don’t insult people to keep some shitty reputation either, I insult people because people need to hear the damn truth for what it is no matter how harsh of a reality it is ! If that hurts their feelings that’s on them for being pussy shits. “

God damn, everywhere he goes someone seems to think they know why Eric says what he does, when they really don’t understand him in the slightest. It’s not that hard to get that he is just superior and speaks the truth about people. Though that wasn’t the only problem here.

        “ Dude get out of the damn bathroom, go home if you want to hide from people, don’t make everyone uncomfortable by hogging the restroom. Fuck, if you don’t want to go by yourself get your friend to fucking walk you or I’ll do it myself. “                                                                    This party was getting boring anyway.

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H E I D I ! ( wideeyedwanderers )‌:

“I– yeah, that’s right,” Good enough. At least Eric knew which play  she was even talking about. She wasn’t really looking to argue with her ex-boyfriend about any of this, not unless he started shoving all the work onto her. Sure, if it really was just a one person project, she’d be more than willing, but since this was supposed to be a dual effort? She wanted Eric to at least one part of it.

“What would you prefer to do? I don’t wanna take away from you being able to do what you’re good at. You could do some of the analysis on your own, or design how we want to present it, or just type it all up. So long as you contribute in some way, I’ll be happy  with no matter what you decide to do,” She wasn’t going to take “looking pretty” as an answer, though.

     “ You’re actually trusting me to pick something to do on this project ? “  A soft chuckle left his lips as he pulled his bag up just enough to pull out a notebook and pen, leaning on the desk and looking back tot he brunette. He’s come a long way from being a lazy piece of shit who lets everyone else do his work for him, got tired of failing projects from shitty group members. But he was still surprised that Heidi didn’t jump on the opportunity to do all the work so she wouldn’t have to have even a little faith in him to actually do work. 

              “ Lets keep it simple, the less time we have to spend together the better. I’ll get some notes on Donkey boy and any other character you don’t want, send you the notes I take and you can fix em. “  He opened his notebook to a fresh page and tapped his pen against the page, his eyes dropping to it.  “ When we have all the notes we want, I’ll make the presentation. It’s the only fun thing to do in a project after all. “

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K a h l ! ( temperheld‌ ):

  ❝ That’s NOT what you said, and you fucking know it!! ❞   Kyle’s voice raised an octave UP; loud enough to be heard by passers-by who glanced at them with some concern. He lowered his tone, shook his head, scoffed.   ❝ You know what?? If you want to be so BUTTHURT because I’d rather look at my phone than your fat, ugly face, then fine. But don’t fucking call me a bastard. ❞

     “ Alright alright, I won’t call you a bastard !  That’s an insult to bastards everywhere anyway. “  Wouldn’t want to be in the same group as him after all, his eyes darted from his target to the people staring at them with a crooked grin. “ Maybe I should call you a dirty ginger bitch instead ? More fitting after all. Though I can definitely think of a more fitting name for someone... Of your upbringing. “

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     Despite what people think, Cartman does have a job. Though he wouldn’t admit to it and he doesn’t actually go in very often or all that long when he does. But he works at a Vet, keeping where the animals are kept clean, as well as feeding, watering and bathing the animals.

Occasionally he assist with animal check ups, though usually only for Cats.

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Reblog this if your muse loves their MOTHER !

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H E I D I !

This was a nightmare. A damn nightmare. Heidi hadn’t feared Eric in years, but still the prospect of having to work with him felt like an immense burden on her psyche. She had to be overly careful, after  all, to make sure that no problem arose from this. The last thing she needed in her life was more conflict with her ex.

“Well–” Heidi began, struggling to keep her eyes from falling down to look at her books in front of her despite Eric not even having the gall to look at her. “I was thinking we could do an analysis on A Midsummer Night’s Dream. Maybe something to do with the characters. Or, if you have any ideas, I’d be happy to hear them,” Her voice spoke just as gently, if not with a bit more of an anxious edge than she once did.

When she spoke softly, the boys eyes darted on and off of her quickly to gauge her own posture, her eyes on him like he was on trial now, forcing his own gaze to remain on her. Can’t have her sitting there staring at him and he be unable to look at her like she has some kind of power over him, everyone would fucking jump on that in a heartbeat and he refused to be weak.

      “ The one where the dude gets turned into a donkey right ? Everyone at this big ass party gets put to sleep by some bitch ? “  He wasn’t sure this was the right play honestly, but he remember watching something with that title with his mom on her birthday one year. It wasn’t the worst thing but it really could have used something more flashy.  “ What would you want me to do ? Unless you want to do it all and I’ll just nod my head and look pretty during the presentation. One of us is going to have to look pretty you know, that’s how you get a really good grade. “

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yeah bro your clones are taking over. God help us

     “ There is no stopping us now. “

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More Cartman blogs are popping up now because of you fucker, can you jsut delete

     “ Look dude, I can’t help it that I’m just that fucking awesome that people are trying to be me ! But can you really blame them? I mean fucking look at me ! “

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K a h l ! ( temperheld‌ )

   Kyle looked up from his phone, brows furrowed. Automatically on the DEFENSE; as if he was ever anything but. He kept walking, but his canter slowed just enough. Just enough to let on that he was bothered more than he’d admit.

 ❝ I didn’t even fucking DO anything, asshole. ❞

Time to lay it on thick, really get him worked up.

    “ Woah woah !  Kahl what the hell ? Why do you have to resort to name calling when I was just saying if you didn’t ignore people who were walking with you by staring at your phone all the damn time people would like you better ! “  

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coffeebuzzcd‌:

     ⛾𝒯𝓌ℯℯ𝓀;;– His blood was absolutely boiling– Not to say it wasn’t before, but it certainly was like a pot with the lid on too long. He could easily recount how bad everything between Eric and Heidi was, and how that all went down. He knew EXACTLY who the bad guy was here. And it absolutely wasn’t the blonde. If Cartman wasn’t such a pretentious dick all the time, he’d actually have pitied the guy in some fashion.

     Instead, here he was, watching the shit drip out of his mouth like a goddamn faucet. It was unbelievable. On the one hand, he wanted to deck this guy in his stupid face– On the other, he didn’t want to give Cartman the satisfaction of inflating his ego more. It was a tough call. Defend your man’s honour, or prove the offender unintentionally right.

     He played the devil’s advocate somewhat, going for the non-violent route for the moment. ‘ Innocently? Oh no, you always have some dumb spiteful or otherwise meaning to hurt intention behind anything you say. You may think I’m the bad guy. But, compared to you, I actually know where I stand in all this. At least my relationship didn’t revolve on manipulation. Eric Cartman, you can say what you want, because we all know you absolutely fucking will, but one day all this bullshit your preaching and all this bullshit you pull is all going to come back and bite you in the ass. And when it does, I will happily be watching your world proverbially burn around you. ‘

It was Eric’s turn to ball his fist, feeling his knuckles crack as he tightened his grip as much as he could. The barista’s words were blunt and dangerous, something that you would expect from someone like him, someone who couldn’t keep their fucking head on straight. He sure knew how to press peoples buttons though, and that? That was poison in the wounds.

     “ You don’t know how she would talk to me, how she would make me feel like trash. That bitch wasn’t some innocent damsel, she was a monster and you all fell for her fucking act. “  His gripped fist loosened as he spoke, words tainted with lies of pain he felt because a monster he created stretched farther than reality. How he hated that everyone could see through it.  “ Get your shitty accusations and your false accusations that I said anything bad about Craig and just go shove em’ where his dick goes ! Leave me the hell alone. “

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am I allowed to toss my URL?

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Do I Follow Them?: Bet your biscuits I follow them !Why Did I Follow Them?: Oh I followed them because I followed them from another blog, I followed them from my Token because I’m thirsty for Craig’s gang interactions.Do We Role Play?: We do! On multiple blogs with multiple threads and even just some crack stuff that drives me nuts !Do I Want To Role Play With Them: Ever since I followed them !An AU Idea For Our Muses: An AU for Cartman and Tweek? Oh man, uh, partial to some Dark Storm and Coon interactions? Cause man is the Coon WAY out of his league.A Song For Our Muses: I actually can’t think of a song for them? I wish I could but I guess I never really felt much vibe between them to have a song connect them.Do I Ship Our Muses?: Tweek deserves better so no.What I Think About The Mun: Are you fucking ready? Ari is ABSOLUTELY fantastic, no matter what muse they are portraying or in what way, they do so fantastically. I’ve followed them for a while, I’ve interacted with them for a while and heck for a time they indulged me in my guilty ship of Token and Tweek and that was rad ! Really, in a place like South Park roleplay, you would never expect to find someone as fantastic as them, a shining beacon of sorts, and yet here they are! Bright as day and twice as beautiful !Overall Opinion: Their the best? What more can I say?Blog Rate: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

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gently places my url for the url thingy?

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my url!

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Do I Follow Them?: Of course I do, they’re lovely !Why Did I Follow Them?: I rarely find Stan’s that portray Stan in a meaningful way, so that definitely played a part in it, but I do believe it was a return follow that sparked it at first.Do We Role Play?: We bout too ! I hope !Do I Want To Role Play With Them: Of course I do ! I want to roleplay with anyone willing to put up with this shitty child.An AU Idea For Our Muses: You know that AU you were talking about in the post you made for my url? Yeah that AU sounds like the absolute bomb diggity and I would die for it.A Song For Our Muses: Twenty One Pilots - Judge  ( I also get vibes for Stan and Cartman from this song sorry )Do I Ship Our Muses?: I don’t ship Cartman with anyone currently, the thought makes me incredibly anxious. (Except Kenny and that is only really with my friend Rat) But I wouldn’t mind him having actually make meaningful friendshipsWhat I Think About The Mun: I haven’t had the privilege to talk to them just yet, but I bet they are really rad !Overall Opinion: Overall? Excited to see what comes from them because they seem POWERFUL !

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@marshson tried to drink that like button for a starter !?

     He isn’t sure why he bothered to trust Stan when he said a party would be fun, nothing fun ever happened at parties in South Park. Nothing worth watching at least.  “ Why didn’t you just drag your boyfriend Kyle to this bullshit ?  This is all pretty lame dude. “

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coffeebuzzcd‌:

     ⛾𝒯𝓌ℯℯ𝓀;;– Alright, now Cartman could absolutely say whatever the hell he wanted about Tweek– He’s heard it all before. But this guy can go piss gasoline on a burning bush if he thinks, even for a second, he’s getting outta this after calling Craig a “tool”.

     ‘ Just shows the kinda person you truly are. ‘ He growled, fists clenching as he could almost feel the steam releasing from his ears. ‘ You think you can go fucking dragging PEOPLE, never mind their relationships, and you know NOTHING about them. You have no idea what he’s like at all! ‘

     He took in a breath, one that was about as shaky as his body was in this. Very. Moment. ‘ Yes, I’m offended! So I ask: Does that make you feel better about your own bullshit? Huh? Tell me that. Does. It. Feel. Good… ‘ His index finger poked at Cartman’s chest with each pause, ‘ to be this much of an idiotic douchenozzle that you think “oh, I can drag whoever I want because I think everyone should be in as miserable about themselves as I was and make them feel bad”? Because, guess what, Craig and I are happy, and I think that makes you absolutely fucking MIS-ER-A-BLE so you gotta drag at least one of us with you somehow!  ‘

Cartman couldn’t help but notice the blond’s hand balling into a fist, he had grown accustom to seeing that sort of thing when people approached him ranting and raving about the simple facts that he would give out to people. No one could ever really accept the truth and it was quite pitiful to think about, of course even if it was pitiful, it didn’t make their fist softer. It just made it harder to avoid having them thrown at him.

      He swallowed a lump that had formed in his throat and went to speak before he felt a finger push against his chest forcefully, one, two, three, four jabs. Enough to almost knock the wind out of him from surprise that someone so small could hold so much force and anger in them without fucking spontaneous combustion. Hell, Tweek looked close enough to that as well!

     “ I’m not miserable, “   His voice started in a stammer, his cheeks flushing as he grew embarrassed about his current predicament.   “ My life is just fucking fine without me having to justify myself by trying to make other people miserable ! If anyone wants to have their day ruined by something I said innocently than that’s on them because I’m not a BAD guy ! You guys just don’t pay fucking attention to what I’m actually saying ! So fuck you Tweek, you’re the bad guy here not me ! “

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