Lucifer

Sideblog to hllwaybound

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♱ DOSSIER ♱

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"ew"

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Happy belated totally 5 years

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@morifactory

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Doc is updated with relationship <3

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Everyone is stupid honestly

Smart until infected with stupid

You think you're safe don't you? You are probably the responsible one in the group, perhaps even the mom friend. You are relatively smart but all it takes is one little thing to suck all your braincells out. It could be hanging around your fellow stupid friends, it could be being left alone, it could be having a bit too much fun. The stupid lives inside you and it just takes the right environment for it to show.

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Devildom's little and favorite hell gremlin

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little shit:

╚»★ “Booooo!! You’re always so mean! I’m telling Diava I don’t want you here anymore, I’m only asking for Bee and Levi from now on.”

♱ "Do you want me to throw you a goodbye party? Good riddance."

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short brat:

╚»★ “Just because it’s the devildom doesn’t make it any less bad y’know! That’s like saying I should be like Asmodeus because I’m from the lust level of the devildom!” 

♱ "You could act like him but no one will take a shrimp like you seriously. Go play with dolls or something, shortie."

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morifactory​:

╚»★ LE GASP!!!

“I.. I.. I’m gonna tell on you!! I’m gonna tell Diava and Barbie you sweared at meeeee..!”

♱ "Tell them, we live in the devildom you should be used to inappropriate language by now."

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You all expect serious posts from someone who has gone by bingus van aegir?? Lucy my boy will be serious at times I promise but I am a gremlin for hilarity

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@morifactory asked; “why is your purse full of breadsticks” just leaves obey me au serina in here

♱ "First off, brat, this is a murse not a purse. Second off because fuck you that's why." Hell he's going to stuff more breadsticks in his lovely murse tm.

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♱ @pluviacuratio asked; “don’t talk to me or my son ever again” She's holding a little stray cat she'd found. Oops.

♱ He hadn't even spoken to this woman once, yet here she was daring to tell him to never speak to her or her son again. The Avatar of Pride couldn't allow that to pass. If anyone was to tell anyone that they couldn't speak to anyone again it was him. "I'll speak to who I please."

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memelord sentence starters part 2

part one here: ( x ) feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“uhhh can I get a boneless coffee”

“i don’t know her”

“none pizza with left beef please”

“where is your mother?”

“get shrekt”

“oh my god is that a rage comic?”

“you’re disrespecting a future us army soldier”

“bone apple tea”

“hey now, you’re an allstar”

“why is your purse full of breadsticks”

“wow much cool, very ice”

“rawr xD”

“you wouldn’t understand because you’re not a STUDENT ATHLETE”

“rip in pieces”

“you’re a *looks at smudged writing on hand* smother trucker”

“did you just rick roll me?!”

“hi, thanks for checking in. i’m  ♪ still a piece of garbage ♪♫ ”

“who is she”

“JOOOOHN CENAAAAA”

“don’t talk to me or my son ever again”

“new phone who dis”

“it was still better than twilight”

“hello darkness my old friend”

“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.”

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Look at my bootiful icons

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as of right now I am affiliated with Max's Mammon. They are my main Mammon although I don't mind writing with other interpretations of the character.

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Affiliated Lucifer of Obey Me! non-selective. private.follows from hllwaybound