Overlord Priere

Welcome to my netherworld... Only the strongest survive~

[fourredmages-blog]

The Journey Begins

This is the story of four red mages. Tofu. Yarn. Myna. Prin. Four crimson-clad adventurers. Alone they fall, together… they don’t fare much better. Will they succeed? Who knows! But let’s get started, shall we?

Tofu: Aha! Corneria! I told you guys I knew where it was!

Yarn: And it only took a month to find it. I think that’s a new record.

Prin: Light warriors? Sorry, we haven’t seen any.

Myna: No, dear. He’s talking about us.

Prin: But we aren’t wearing any white…

Yarn: Let’s go see the king before Prin gives me a migraine.

Myna: The king must be psychic. He got rid of the royal rug before you had the chance to burn it down, Yarn.

Yarn: Curses!

Tofu: Aye, Your Majestic Honorable Liege! We will save the princess!

Myna: …If it was prophesied that Garland would kidnap the princess, why didn’t you fire him?

Tofu: Decisions, decisions. I vote for getting armored up and storming Garland’s keep!

Yarn: Hold your tongue! Fire is all we need. Fire, fire and more fire!

Myna: We should probably learn some healing spells…

Prin: I want a nap!

Yarn: Oh the things I’ll burn! Ha ha ha!

Myna: Oh god, what hell have we wrought…

Tofu: Imps? IMPS?! Hardly worth our time.

Yarn: Target practice, plain and simple.

Myna: I never thought I’d say this, but I agree with Yarn. We’ll need to make sure we can go toe to toe with Garland.

Prin: A garland? But it’s not christmas yet…

Myna: No, not a garland, Garland- … Oh forget it.

Tofu: Garland’s castle has to be across this channel!

Yarn: Yeah, he just lifted the princess with one hand above his head and swam one-armed all the way across.

Tofu: The fiend!!

Myna: Oh, for the love of… Are there any other light warriors I can join?

Prin: Oh, what a pretty castle! I bet the King of Corneria is jealous!

Yarn: I’m sure a bit of spit and elbow polish is all it needs. And a liberal use of the quake spell.

Tofu: Only Garland would hide out in an investment property like this! Charge!

Prin: Hello? Mr. Garland? We came to bring the princess home from the sleepover.

Tofu: Garland, you devil! I will slay you by all that is holy!

Prin: You know Holy? Golly.

Myna: …Garland, I’ve come to join you. Don’t worry about these guys. Well, maybe worry about Yarn.

Yarn: I’ve got a fire with your name on it!

Tofu: Evil is slain! Our quest draws to an end!

Yarn: Not yet. We need to torch all of the bats too, remember what the king said?

Myna: …He said no such thing. Hurry up and rescue the princess.

Yarn: Fine…

All: OH GOD, THE PRINCESS IS A CREEP!

Prin: Garland was actually a hero! He was saving the kingdom from the monstrous princess!!

All: RUN AWAY!

Tofu: Whatever you do… don’t turn around. We’ll just walk back to the castle, hope it follows us, and tell the king his daughter is secretly a hellish demon.

Yarn, Myna, Prin: Agreed.

—-

[prieretheoverlord]

It’s a bit boring owning all of these Netherworlds

I could use a new challenge. After all, I’ve made Laharl, Adell, Valvatorez and Killia my servants so far.

[overlordpringerx]

But… Laharl defeated you.

[prieretheoverlord]

Bwa ha ha! Did he say that? Everyone knows it was me who decided to help him out, not the other way around.

[overlordpringerx]

But what about the time when he beat you up off-screen in phantom brave?

[prieretheoverlord]

Well duh. It was a cameo. Everyone knows that cameo appearances are weaker than normal. Otherwise the main character would always lose! So I put on a good show. Yeah.

[overlordpringerx]

But Laharl was also just a cameo. Meaning that cameo Laharl beat cameo-you

[prieretheoverlord]

Cameo Laharl had cameo priority and was the first cameo so by the laws of cameos, his cameo was more powerful but in non-cameo rules, he is far weaker. Far! Just ask Etna.

[historical-rp-memes]

{ Reblog if it’s always okay to send your character random questions }

[prieretheoverlord]

It’s a bit boring owning all of these Netherworlds

I could use a new challenge. After all, I’ve made Laharl, Adell, Valvatorez and Killia my servants so far.

[overlordpringerx]

But… Laharl defeated you.

[prieretheoverlord]

Bwa ha ha! Did he say that? Everyone knows it was me who decided to help him out, not the other way around.

[overlordpringerx]

But what about the time when he beat you up off-screen in phantom brave?

[prieretheoverlord]

Well duh. It was a cameo. Everyone knows that cameo appearances are weaker than normal. Otherwise the main character would always lose! So I put on a good show. Yeah.

[prieretheoverlord]

It’s a bit boring owning all of these Netherworlds

I could use a new challenge. After all, I’ve made Laharl, Adell, Valvatorez and Killia my servants so far.

[overlordpringerx]

But… Laharl defeated you.

[prieretheoverlord]

Bwa ha ha! Did he say that? Everyone knows it was me who decided to help him out, not the other way around.

[prieretheoverlord]

It's a bit boring owning all of these Netherworlds

I could use a new challenge. After all, I've made Laharl, Adell, Valvatorez and Killia my servants so far.

[prieretheoverlord]

I just had a plan. Offer the Prinnies sardines if they can solve the prisoner's dilemma. If they can't, they owe me sardines. I now have infinite sardines. Prisoner's Dilemma: Each prisoner is in solitary confinement with no means of communicating with the other. The prosecutors lack sufficient evidence to convict the pair on the principal charge. They hope to get both sentenced to a year in prison on a lesser charge. Simultaneously, the prosecutors offer each prisoner a bargain. Each prisoner is given the opportunity either to: betray the other by testifying that the other committed the crime, or to cooperate with the other by remaining silent. The offer is: If A and B each betray the other, each of them serves 2 years in prison If A betrays B but B remains silent, A will be set free and B will serve 3 years in prison (and vice versa) If A and B both remain silent, both of them will only serve 1 year in prison (on the lesser charge)

[totenkreuzmissile]

That’s how it is on this bitch of an earth.

[prieretheoverlord]

Adell! Y-You can stop training now! It's not like you'll ever beat me again! So just stop!!

[dlartistanon]

Please wreck me, darling

[prieretheoverlord]

I... AM... Disgaea after all!

[prieretheoverlord]

To my followers/prinnies ♡ An extra half a sardine this year for all the hard work. Of course you'll have to work overtime the next two years.

[prinneh]

DECEMBER 25TH. → happy birthday, christo! also, merry christmas to all of you disgaea fans! please stay safe and have a happy holiday! (❁´◡`❁)

[homriette]

15-20 mins disgaea drawings

0 refs too , orz

[prieretheoverlord]

So I've been exploring Monster Hunter World lately...

The best weapon is of course the Great Sword that I use. What are my prinnies using?

[prieretheoverlord]

I'm sort of impressed with the amount of fail here. Also impressed with this person's ability to steer Reinhardt charges

[petalpetal]

its lavender  

[vinesforall]

James: Maybe we shouldn’t get too greedy. That’s when things fall apart.

Meowth: Don’t worry that pretty blue head o’ yours, I got a plan.

James: [offscreen, lowkey annoyed] It’s lavender.

[sapiomorph]

I love this

[prieretheoverlord]

Is what I'd like to say to the jerk who forced me off the road and shouted expletives at me as he passed me in the ditch. Someone's gonna be one tortured prinny when he ends up down here...