Her Excremental Highness

Hi there I'm rachel and I almost never post original content anymore but I'm still on this godforsaken site almost every day so feel free to message me if you want to chat

[linusbenjamin]

Lost + out of context

[ndav1d42]

personal fav

[imanwithoutbowie-deactivated202]

Continue✨ Keep going✨

[roaldamundsen]

stuffed animal contest

[everythingfox]

“A rambunctious wombat named Timothy at a local animal sanctuary.”

(Source)

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL.lil rowdy bitch!! go off, tbis is your day

[girlnephew]

[env0]

[mudwerks]

100% atk and 0% dmg baby goat

[duerede]

ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ. ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ & ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ & ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ

[duerede]

The goat a gnome warlord would ride into battle

[responsibilitychan]

fresh asf like a million dollars justfine and dandy

[iwilleatyourenglish]

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

[iwilleatyourenglish]

despite the fact it's dressed like the boring guy you avoid at office christmas parties in every ad, it does not, in fact, arrive at your home khaki'd up and ready to go.

he's 5'7" so i hope you just have clothes for an adult man just laying around. and yes, his name is Puffy.

anyways the naked photos further cement his horrid homunculus status.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

all of the information provided about this thing make it seem like its creators only have a passing understanding of human beings.

i mean like yeah. that is true. teddy bears are usually shaped like bears and this one certainly is not.

kill the ones you love. puffy is enough.

puffy is enough.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

hey! don't be scared, okay?

puffy is a milky brown!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[elksewer]

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[jack-of-no-cows]

[ghirahimbo]

[stealingpotatoes]

my cat still doesn't get that we have different definitions of 'acceptable breakfast time'

[voice-of-illogical-sense]

[flagellant]

this is what a Bodhisattva is

[alexaloraetheris]

Oh, literally!

[cricketcat9]

You find them in unexpected places

[justsomeguycore]

i am always on some level thinking about aloe vera evening primrose

[justsomeguycore]

old woman yuri…..

[memeuplift]

[malibuklaus]

[dsmsix]

[ablaske]

they're on a video conference

[sharkyuwu]

[thesquidtheman]

[ID: a photo of the Heath Ledger joker lowering his head and glaring up with the caption “you want to know how I got these scars. Sharp hamburger”.]