Getting filled over and over again, bred enough to feel it sloshing around inside me, to constantly be dripping cum, not ever considering using a condom but in like a chill, not getting pregnant way
Cuddle bug extraordinaire! Simon might be ready to overthrow the government and bend you over a table in one and the same day but he’s the biggest, softest, cuddliest teddy bear afterwards. If you thought you wouldn’t get his hands off of you during the act itself then you’re not prepared to get peppered with a myriad of little kisses and sneaky touches after. That man has nothing but heart eyes for you, especially in a post-orgasm glow.
B = Body part
Everything. I don’t even know what more to say about this because it’s Simon. That man loves you head to toe and everything in between.
C = Cum
Maybe we should think about if that John Q. Public mask really just smells like the sweat if every gig and not something else as well…
D = Dirty secret
You’ve heard about those Polaroids but now get ready for a video camera and enough tape to fill half a Planet Video store.
E = Experience
Simon definitely knows what he’s doing and he does it with passion! Don’t ask me why, but Simon seems like a demisexual king to me. He needs connection to fully let himself go, not big on one night stands.
F = Favorite position
Are you looking for a chair? Simon points at his face. No, but seriously, that little punk-rocker likes to be sat on in various ways.
G = Goofy
Goofy but passionate. As soon as he’s comfortable with someone, moments of intimacy are filled with giggles and smiles.
H = Hair
Side-cut up on top and everything else just grows. Hairy pits, happy trail for days, full bush and hairy legs because why the hell not? Simon also would NOT care if his sweetheart shaved themselves or not. His stance: “We’re adults with body hair, so what?”
I = Intimacy
Simon pulls you in through romance and giggles but as soon as he’s got you, he’ll do whatever necessary to give you a good time and wobbly legs.
J = Jack off
So, about those Polaroids and video tapes…
K = Kink
Simon is a raging switch. Sometimes he likes it rough and fast and sometimes slow and sensual. However, when he’s going, he’s a pervert off his leash with one dirty, dirty mouth.
L = Location
Literally everywhere. Simon does not give a fuck about it as long as he can be with you. He also doesn’t shy away from telling people off.
M = Motivation
A mutual connection! Simon is fiercely loyal, barks and sometimes also bites those who either deserve it or are into it but his brain simply turns off seeing you happy and carefree.
N = No
No means no. Simon is a consent king and he won’t do jackshit if he hasn’t gotten clear and preferably enthusiastic consent.
O = Oral
Goes down on you like it’s his full-time job. Simon likes receiving as well but he’s swap it any time for working himself between your thighs and make you forget who and where you are for a good while.
P = Pace
Entirely depending on the mood and what both of you feel like. I can defo imagine him needing to blow off some steam, especially after gigs!
Q = Quickie
In the shower, after one of his gigs! I feel like he prefers to take his time whenever possible.
R = Risk
What even is a risk to Simon? He’d rail you on a public park bench if you batted your lashes at him one time too many. Would that be advisable? No. Would that stop him from acting like he owns the place? Absolutely not.
S = Stamina
Sometimes you get concerned about him because his stamina seems to be never-ending, never-tiring. Is he still getting air with your thighs wrapped around his face? Who knows, Simon does not care and if he suffocates himself between your legs it’s one hell of a way to go.
T = Toys
That man has bondage and kink gear, okay? He likes rope and it took some time to convince him that actual, proper rope is much safer than his microphone cord.
U = Unfair
Simon is an absolute tease, everywhere all the time. At the diner, at the bar, at home, everywhere with reckless abandon because he’s a little shit and you love him for it.
V = Volume
This man is VOCAL. I wouldn’t necessarily say that he’s loud, but he voices his thoughts with zero shame about it. He likes the way you bounce up and down on him? He tells you, rest assured.
W = Wild card
He likes his hair pulled and tugged at. No, I don’t take any criticism on that one.
X = X-ray
Tattoos, bruises, and the occasional scar he got himself from running way from the cops or stumbling into his band’s equipment drunk off his ass.
Y = Yearning
High sex drive when the connection is there. If brain and heart connect on the right wavelengths, Simon’s hands are glued to you to the point you’d need to shove him away because you are bout to visit your parents for Sunday dinner.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Honk shoo honk shoo mimimi. Your feisty punk-rock opossum snuggles himself up to you and is gone faster than what should humanly be possible. Which is fair because thanks to him, your legs feel like jelly now.
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