Prima Facial

If you thought going to law school was a good idea, think again. You are still a sloppy useless college student. Screw it, be a stripper.

[primafacial]

FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT CONSIDER YOURSELF OPTIMISTIC, DISREGARD THIS POST

As I sit here procrastinating, I realize the calm before the storm is officially over as we are now balls deep in the second semester of our 1L year; we now ask ourselves a series of serious questions such as: Why did I do this to myself? When did I get so ugly? When did I get this poor? Why is the only time I smile when I see pizza or tequila? What are these gray hairs? Why do I become more socially awkward everyday? Why do I not hate the idea of dying? Will this be worth it? Ha, kidding what I mean is…is this allowing me to retire ANY SOONER than I would have with a bachelor's degree? Why am I not a prostitute, way easier... getting paid under the table to have SEX… so much more appealing…and I could go for hours but I won't bore the world with my endless misery.  Oh one more…when did I become so GOD DAMN DRAMATIC……that is all.

[lawschoolproblems]

When I made it through one class period without rolling my eyes*

*This has yet to occur

[lawschoolishard]

Again with the Legal Research class exercises.

[lawschoolishard]

When you think you're on top of your work for the week

First it’s like:

But all of a sudden…

[amberrunning-deactivated2017091]

[lawschoolproblems]

When you tell yourself that finals week will get easier after a few exams are out of the way but then you realize that it's becoming progressively more difficult to give any semblance of a fuck

[primafacial]

my response to this crime law exam review

[primafacial]

the day i get my loan check to live off of for the semester

[12b6]

12(b)(6) Presents: Some People You Meet in Law School

The Forever Anxious:

The Alcoholics (Majority):

Natural Born Litigators:

Law Student With a Cause:

Law Student With a Cause, 3L Year:

The One Attractive Guy:

The Annoying Gunner:

The Scary Gunner:

People in Long Distance Relationships:

Girls Who Came to Party:

Professor Fangirls/boys:

The One Old Guy:

Corporate Sellouts:

One (or More) of These Guys:

The Resident Lawblr-ers:

[merricats-blog]

Let’s put calories in alcohol

Satan (via weareglitter)

[primafacial]

still have to sit through one class before thanksgiving break

[primafacial]

When thinking about getting a job post law school

[primafacial]

Last class before Thanksgiving

[carletonuproblems]

What an ideal Saturday looks like right about now

[primafacial]

Professors trying to fit three weeks of work into one just in time for finals...

[lawschooltrials]

Last days of class before break and people want to make up crazy hypos?

[12b6]

When people say shouldn't I be working