Fuck it, we neander-ball

caveman of all trades, master of none header by mewos-laptop !!! 💕

[primal-s-h-a-n-e]

The S.H.A.N.E. stands for:

Shifts from

Human to

Alternate

Names and

Entities

Names: Shane / Lothar / Volgarr / Soldier / Zhaiin / Pierce / Viscera / Medic / Fungal / Null / Peixe / Sniper / Munz / Olax / Alex / Fritz / Ludwig / Tollfu / Dell / Amleth / Zyphon / Snake / John Wick / Kore / Mödur / Nöl / Ena / Arthur / Grace / Chasm / Parappa / Remmick / Logan / Alexios / Norwic / No-Name / Eivor / Susie

Pronouns: https://en.pronouns.page/@primal_s.h.a.n.e

Identities:

- transmasc

- genderfaun

- panromantic

- aceflux

- polyamorous

- soundrum

- neanderthalic

- primalweaponic

- cavegender

- cavepaintingic

[Alterhumanity]

DNI.

People engaging in discourse of any kind, zoos, pedos, overly sexual people, basic DNI criteria.

Tag Meanings:

​#🌲calls of the wild - for answering asks

[primal-s-h-a-n-e]

by the way seeing as i am shifted as susie at the moment

please do not refer to me with she/her

i know that i’m canonically a girl but

i dont owe anyone canonicity

in MY version of my source im transmasc

i use he/him, it/its, xy/xym and #/#’s (“hash”/“hash’s”)

im not tryna be that guy, obviously. just like. if you’re gonna refer to me to anyone else then please stray from using she/her

[theatheathea]

hohoho

[primal-s-h-a-n-e]

LANCER?

@chad-thundercock42069 LANCER????? ^^^^

[theatheathea]

yep that is me!! no this is @therealfuckingdoise lancer

[primal-s-h-a-n-e]

@chad-thundercock42069 KRIS. KRIS. HOLY SHIT. it’S LANCER. IT’S FUCKING LANCER

[cartoonscientist]

people will be like “if you kin with this super fucked up villain dni because that’s a huge red flag” but in my experience everyone I’ve met who has “problematic” kintypes has been a lovely person with insanely severe cptsd

[primal-s-h-a-n-e]

Period.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You just got isekai’d into your most recent hyperfixation, how are you doing?

good

bad

great

awful

results

Voting ended onJun 21, 2025

[primal-s-h-a-n-e]

DELTARUNE MOMENT WOOOOO

[not-really-all-that-human]

Forcing you all to see my therian/otherkin Kris propoganda

[primal-s-h-a-n-e]

@chad-thundercock42069

👁️👁️ blink blink

[primal-s-h-a-n-e]

You genuinely have such a cool alterhuman identity! Mad respect

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU JUMPS UP AND DOWN KICKS MY FEET YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

[primal-s-h-a-n-e]

have i ever told anyone that i have a fat fucking crush on the m1 garand (yes. the gun)

[primal-s-h-a-n-e]

Platonically cuddling with my Kris sourcemate (they requested that I actually draw them in the whole primal attire, i just wanted cuddles

GONNA BE POSTING ANOTHER PICTURE OF MYSELF BUT THERES ARTISTIC NUDITY IN IT SO BE WARNED

NO THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE SEXUAL NUDITY, I JUST DIDN’T GET TOP SURGERY YET SO THAT’S WHY MY TITS ARE OUT

[primal-s-h-a-n-e]

by the way seeing as i am shifted as susie at the moment

please do not refer to me with she/her

i know that i’m canonically a girl but

i dont owe anyone canonicity

in MY version of my source im transmasc

i use he/him, it/its, xy/xym and #/#’s (“hash”/“hash’s”)

im not tryna be that guy, obviously. just like. if you’re gonna refer to me to anyone else then please stray from using she/her

[theatheathea]

hohoho

[primal-s-h-a-n-e]

LANCER?

@chad-thundercock42069 LANCER????? ^^^^

[shithowdy]

found this cool branch in the woods. i want to mount it but i need to make sure it's clean before i nail it anywhere.

[primal-s-h-a-n-e]

I dont care if this is weird, this is going on my main

[yokowan]

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

[important-animal-images]

Small Car indeed

[tofumarinado]

"there should be some kind of test you have to take before having kids" -> wrong, extremely dangerous and highkey eugenicist and racist "the youth should have safe and effective legal pathways at their disposal to make sure their human rights are constantly protected and upheld" -> based, centers the youth, gives minors more power to fight inequality and does not reinforce the idea that parents are immune to scrutiny from their kids

[byebyeleaving]

fictionfolk, do you consider your types/fictional identity controversial?

yes

no

other (please specify)

Voting ended onJun 21, 2025

[primal-s-h-a-n-e]

im susie and despite me being canonically female, im transmasc and a lesboy. people dont seem to like male lesbians that much. also people might think that me being transmasc would be “ruining the entire point of susie’s being 😱😱😱😱”

[primal-s-h-a-n-e]

ufkjjdhehehee :3

feeling so much better about being alterhuman because i get to talk about source stuff with someone that isn’t a couple people

i used to be a lot more open with it but.. things happen, yk

im just really really happy that someone isnt judgemental about it :)

[ttaranza]

it was worth a try

[primal-s-h-a-n-e]

@chad-thundercock42069 IM DEAD