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@primalthief-blog
minseokwrites:
“And I fell in love instantly.”
“It’s probably nothing.“
“It becomes perfect when you learn to accept it for what it is.“
“If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget.“
“And you may find, as time passes, that you remember it less and less.“
“Look, I’ve probably said too much.“
“If you don’t hear from me again, it has truly been a pleasure.“
“We are not history yet.“
“You are safe now.“
“You can let go now.“
“We have nothing to speak about. There never was.“
“I have chosen to not be certain of anything at all.“
“There are many things I wish I could remember.“
“I do not live but I exist.“
“I don’t know if he listens to me sometimes."
"We can do this together, you and I."
"You don’t know what to say."
"I know what I saw."
"Regrets just bear us down."
"You are all to me."
"Think nothing of it; it’s forgotten."
"There—now you know. Has that filled an emptiness for you? Are you any happier now?"
"I have something of urgent importance to tell you."
"And for now, existence is enough."
"No, not you! Not you!"
"Please, stay safe inside."
"I just don’t believe violence is ever the answer—it is a question. The real answer is far more terrifying."
"We can get along."
"I’m coming in there."
"There must be something beyond this something."
"I will try not to be long."
"I don’t know where I am."
"I told you I would be back."
"I let that woeful beast live."
"We have each other."
"As with life, and as with all things, it will pass."
"Am I in Hell?”
“I am certain that there must be more to us than just us."
"Let’s not dwell on our corpse strewn past; let’s celebrate our corpse strewn future."
"I probably won’t miss you."
"Well, let’s just find out together, shall we?"
"And it’s just no good anymore. We can’t carry on like this."
"Nothing is real, I don’t think. Whatever; who cares?"
"When I die, I want to have earned it."
"The present tense of regret is indecision."
"The future tense of fear is either comedy or tragedy."
"I can disappear if I want to."
"And what if the void is not as void as we thought?"
"Time is weird; so is space. I hope ours match again someday."
"We should all be so lucky to set our own futures."
"I fear for what we know."
"I fear for what we don’t know."
"We have nothing to fear and never did."
"It is likely I will learn nothing from this."
"After everything that happened, I just wanted to see you."
"It is too late for us."
"But maybe you shouldn’t sleep in your home anymore. Just in case."
"Your sadness will know no bounds."
"Nothing will be the same."
"Nothing has ever been the same."
"When something is this weird, one shouldn’t assume to understand anything specific about it at all."
"Ignorance may not actually be bliss, but it certainly is less work."
"No one has ever known anything—not really."
"I don’t know much about anything at all, honestly."
"Everything is some level of probably, nothing is a promise."
"You don’t know, and so it might very well."
"Nothing ever really happens to me."
"Thanks, that means lot. Not to me, but your words hold a lot of meaning intrinsically."
"So it’s best just to stay away."
"It cannot give you what you need."
"Oh, you don’t even want to know."
"But it wasn’t what I thought it would be."
"I’ll be back as soon as I can."
"You have no idea how often it is just you and me."
"There always seems to be something upsetting you."
"It’s not that there’s nothing coming to get you; there’s everything coming to get you. But relax anyway."
"Don’t worry. All is as it was meant to be."
"It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and fleeting, don’t worry."
"This is because I am also slightly malicious. Sorry about that."
"Thinking about it now, nothing seems good, let alone perfect."
"And those imperfections in our reality are the seams and the cracks into which our outsized love can seep and pool."
"And sometimes we’re annoyed. And disappointed. And that, too, is a part of how love works."
"I just thought it was time for us to make a home together.”
sickfake:
*picks a fight with someone i really love for absolutely no reason other than my constant need to destroy every relationship around me* this is fine
I am what I am. To look for ‘reasons’ is beside the point.
Joan Didion, Play It As It Lays (via wordsnquotes)
Her fingers wrapped around the Claw’s handle, and she unsheathed the metal grips with a double click.
“I thought you might need it.” She replied offhandedly. Perhaps Garrett was right - if she wasn’t so reliant on the Claw, maybe she wouldn’t have fallen through the skylight of Northcrest Manor that night. She wasn’t about to tell him that, though - and she slipped the weapon into her belt.
Then, she turned back to him. “You thought - you didn’t know,” Erin replied, equal parts fury and disappointment clawing at her throat. She’d always clung to Garrett, feared his abandonment, and now, in her mind, he’d done it to her twice. “I could have been alive. You didn’t know.”
One footstep, two, as she drew closer, hands turning into fists as her vision blurred. “You left me, Garrett. Again.”
Garrett faces her fully, no longer sitting or turned. His attention had never been divided but now that was apparently so. “It’s not like I had a lot of room to doubt, Erin. I saw you fall into the Manor, into that DAMNED ritual.”
Falling, screaming, he couldn’t save her. He should have saved her. If he had just let her keep that damned claw instead of trying to teach her lesson she should've already known then maybe they would’ve have been in that mess. It hadn’t been Garretts place to play mentor anymore.
“I left you? Y’know, you have a hell of a way of twisting my actions around. I didn’t know and I didn’t have reason to think you lived. Do you really think I wanted to believe you were dead? That’s the last thing I’d ever--” The thief pauses, unmoving as Erin approached him. When he speaks again his voice is softer though no less precise. “If I wanted you GONE so badly why did I follow that ‘ghost’ of you?”
He wouldn’t have left Erin to that fate. She was a KID, reckless as she was stubborn, but never would Garrett have simply thrown her to the side when convenient. Gods know pushing her away was anything but.
STARTER CALL
@vigiilance ;; starter
" Your dog- “ Garrett paused, gaze unflinching from the snarling hound as he spoke. “-he's not much for socializing, is he?”
IRONIC that the one time the thief wasn’t attempting to steal something he was cornered for ‘trying to steal’. No, a simple lapse in carelessness in which he left a near full quiver of arrows right by what he assumed to be the belongings of the Mabari’s master.
STARTER CALL
Isn’t this a dream come true? Isn’t this a nightmare too?
six-word sentences.
“ frankly speaking, i wanna give up. ”
“ they love me cause i’m hot. ”
“ just try to guess the answer. ”
“ everyone here knows you don’t care. ”
“ fine, do things your way. ”
“ i want to be in love. ”
“ no, i would rather make money. ”
“ shut up already, i’m not going. ”
“ because you said that, fuck you! ”
“ i hate you more than anything. ”
“ just sit down? let me explain? ”
“ can i be a little nasty? ”
“ there’s nothing wrong with being sexual. ”
“ i want you to like me. ”
“ don’t you dare lie to me. ”
“ i’m way too scared to fall. ”
“ terrified of my love for you? ”
“ we were both afraid, shut up. ”
“ it wasn’t anyone’s fault. not really. ”
“ life’s too short to care anymore. ”
“ i dreamt about you last night. ”
“ really? what did you dream about? ”
“ i dreamt you chose me instead. ”
“ how did you become like this? ”
“ this isn’t any of your business. ”
“ i’m losing my mind, losing control. ”
“ you weren’t there! i needed you! ”
“ please don’t start with me, okay? ”
“ why do you always leave me? ”
“ this is all we have left. ”
“ i turned around. you were gone. ”
“ all i can think about is you. ”
“ wow, you look like shit today. ”
“ i called and you didn’t answer. ”
“ i wanna be a child forever. ”
“ today, my love is in mourning. ”
“ your words felt like sharp knives. ”
“ say something nice or don’t speak. ”
ɪ’ᴅ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴅɪᴇ ѕᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ
ᴛʜᴀɴ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴏɴ ᴍy ᴋɴᴇᴇѕ
burned cinnamon roll, has literally been through hell and back, slightly charred
I can’t believe the Thief fandom hasn’t done by now that text post meme, so of course I just couldn’t help myself.
I am not sad, he would repeat to himself over and over, I am not sad. As if he might one day convince himself. Or fool himself. Or convince others – The only thing worse than being sad is for others to know that you are sad.
Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything Is Illuminated (via booksqouted)
“Of course. You’d better watch your step. Thanks for dismantling them all before, by the way: it’s not like they were there for a reason.” Thief. Assassin. Murderer. It’s not like Erin can afford anything less than paranoia.
She cocked her head and put one hand on her hip, lips pressed together as she scanned the Clock tower and Garrett. Two years and he hadn’t changed a bit. Neither had the Clock tower. Somehow, that didn’t put her at ease.
“What do you think I came here for, Garrett?” A pause, then: “Where were you?”
“Hey, I thought you were DEAD.” Palm flat against the desk Garrett sets aside his cards, voice betraying more emotion that intended. Two years since he watched her fall into that- that ritual. DYING, he’d thought. Maybe dying would have been kinder to her. Just thinking about what the Primal turned Erin to ( or she, it ) gave him a headache not even poppy could cease.
Pushing himself from the desk the shorter thief finally stands. "I’ve been here, like always.” Garrett knows it’s a bullshit answer and definitely not the one Erin was looking for. It was the truth though, whatever that was worth. He opens a drawner, shuffling through briefly before tossig a small, blunt object towards her. The start of their troubles, he would think.
“ Nice of you to leave the claw with me, by the way. I’ll take it you didn’t need it wherever you left for? ”
Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition
You can’t fight me, you’re miniature.
Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
You know, it only takes four muscles to just extend your arm and bitchslap the twat.
Congratulations on being an awful bitch who’s completely oblivious to the fact that everyone hates you.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
My business isn’t your business; so unless you’re my thong, don’t be up my arse.
I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times already.
I would retaliate against your snotty remark, but since you resemble a garden gnome, I’d say the joke is on you.
I thought I saw your face on my newsfeed but it turns out it was just a picture of a potato.
You want to walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it open for you.
I don’t do fashion, I am fashion.
Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology.
I’m only single because I’m too sassy for everyone.
Bitch please, have you seen me? I’m a princess.
I think, therefore I’m single.
Life’s too short to bullshit.
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
When in doubt, freak ‘em out.
I’d rather die my way than live yours.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
It’s simple, if it jiggles, it’s fat.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.