[insert cool title here]

Ash. I reblog things. I'm funny sometimes. That's pretty much it.

[2000ish]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Am I hallucinating or are these ads for tinder advocating for the consumer to stay off tinder

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Tinder, it seems, is embracing its status as a hookup app

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Tinder in 2015: look at all these cute, successful couples that #metontinder

Tinder in 2018:

[veryfunnymemes]

[angelwisps]

y’all are really just out here being shorter than 5’8” that’s wild

[capacity]

My family sent me this video bc I’m just like her with clocks lmfao :(

[abercrombee]

wearing watches is for the aesthetic, she’s valid

[gaycism]

4:73

[catholicboysdetention]

[wilde-impulse-deactivated202103]

Gurl….mess.

[jaecub88]

Y’all leave my cheetah alone

[stydixa]

John Tucker Must Die (2006) Dir. Betty Thomas

[dannydino11]

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

[nickholmes]

[kavalas]

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

[terapsina]

Was it revenge for the braids?

[karnalesbian]

you can lead a horse to water. but watch out

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[te-amo-corazon]

the entire term has been this confusing and chaotic

[geekscoutcookies]

The staff of The Onion are just growing cobwebs at this point

[whitepeopletwitter]

Screw it

[thebatfaminsta]

One time my five year old sister and I went in a hike in the woods and I told her “now if we come across a bear in here, I will throw myself in front of it and you run away!” And she looked me dead in the eye and said “No sorry I called it.” I was like, “what? You want to die? You’re five!” She just looked into the abyss and said, “I have been here too long.” And honestly? Big Mood.

[candiikismet]

“I have been here too long.” I’m through

[thepookah]

Damn

[soras-majestic-butt]

do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

[aphony-cree]

our thoughts aren’t always from us. Sometimes random thoughts are our brain trying to process and understand concepts we’ve heard from other people. Your reaction to that thought shows your true feelings on the subject

[stamtnek]

this actually makes me very relieved

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

That information is very important for people suffering from intrusive thoughts. Thank you

[brainless-out-deactivated201812]

This is so relatable, I’m dying.

[systlin]

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK

[whitepeopletwitter]

[labias]

[games-for-gamers]

Wholesome content

[endangered-justice-seeker]

I’m fucking dying 😂

[queenstravelingdarling]

DEAR GOD JUST COMPLETELY MURDERED HER!

[westafricanbaby]

I SCREAMED 💀💀💀💀