I've had it with your sassy mouth!

I am a swamp dragon. Multifandom/ personal account. Be prepared for a lot of shit posting 

[tabloidsores]

Whatever man *goblinizes*

[tredlocity]

[stydiaislove]

[purpletangyvaginas]

[grandpaq]

If I reblog it does that mean I’m gonna have good dick to give out this summer? 🤔

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

Just here for the money part lmao

[interminaterogationriteolworshi]

Bring me my blessings

[n0kiv]

I just need the money

[earthshaker1217]

I want the money.

[myniggahplease]

^^

[peace-to-beauty]

I need both.

[goldchickenfr-blog]

Remember to take care of your hands and wrists and take frequent breaks. If your wrist starts to hurt, take a long break and rest your wrist and hand.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

she wants you to take the chicken out of the freezer

[lesbiankatebush]

who

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

the mom coming home in 20 minutes reading this

[maddygail-deactivated20250513]

Thor Ragnarok: Valkyrie is bi as fuck

Marvel: *through gritted teeth* lowkey

Thor Ragnarok: Yeah, him too

[captainshroom]

the year is 1888

me, the first palaeontologist to dig up a triceratops skull, whispering softly: what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk

[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[celanon]

no house

[clst]

just avocado

[thebeautyandthehorror]

[spoopzoop-deactivated20171003]

Good post

[dragon-ball-meta]

…I have no words for how utterly repulsive and disgusting this is. This fanbase has some of the most elitist, entitled, and sick people, I swear to God.

[bluejettyy-deactivated20220927]

This…makes me furious

[ellipticalgalaxy1-deactivated20]

How can some people be so heartless to say such words about an ill person, I swear they don’t have the smallest whit of sympathy in their hearts

[malarkeyshenanigans-deactivated]

Shitty people…

[betaruga]

How can you seriously devalue a human being’s worth based on which voice actor you prefer? He’s a person, and he’s seriously ill, you fucking sociopaths

[lftlkhll]

Remember the other side of the fandom spectrum, the one that puts these fuckheads to shame — a fund that was for Chris not only met its goal in a matter of DAYS, but it continues to raise nearly nearly ten thousand dollars more than what was asked.

The good hearted people in this fandom outweigh the degenerates who think their elitist opinions actually matter.

Also, they’re still accepting donations for Chris! Any amount helps.

https://www.youcaring.com/christopherayres-1010986

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mosquitoes are grossly overlooked as a threat during a zombie apocalypse.

[humunanunga]

[quesoconmermelada]

(I took this from a group on FB)

Moms: Sera and Bethany (they’d make a cute couple! Best moms) Husband: Cullen (❤️ one of my chantry boys! I’ll take it) (though I think I’d be happier with Alistair 🙊) Daughter: Wynne (lol!! How?)

Reblog your answers! (If you want)

[thefluffynug]

Parents: Anders and Zevran (wow whee) Wife: Merrill (yes dear I’m here for this) Child: The Iron Bull (I’M SO PROUD OF MY GIANT MAGNIFICENT SON)

[taerellavellan]

Mom: Cassandra (:D) Father: Solas (dear god help me) Husband: Cullen *heavy breathing* <3 Daughter: Tallis (meh)

[thereluctantinquisitor]

Dad: Iron Bull Mum: Isabella Husband: Cullen Son: Alistair

[myrini]

Moms: Isabela and Aveline (I wonder how they worked THAT out) Husband: Cullen Son: Alistair

[fleshwerks-deactivated20191021]

Mother: Aveline (uhhh) Father: Alistair (oh no) Spouse: (Varric) (no no no) Kid: Cassandra  thanks i hate it

[shift-shaping]

Eir has single dad anders, marries Morrigan, and blackwall is her son. Sure why not

I got zev and anders are my dads (omg), alistair is my husband (alright), and tallis is my child (oh boy)

[fleshwerks-deactivated20191021]

Lmao I misread this meme the first time

For me:  Mom and dad: Aveline and Alistair (still awful) Spouse: Ser (muuuuuuuch  better!) Kid: Cullen (awful templar/straight-laced family save Sera) For Spiridon Lavellan: Dads: Dorian and Fenris (well that’d explain why Spiridon’s got a tevinter name despite being dalish-born) Spouse: Morrigan (oh hell no they’d kill each other) Kid: Cassandra (…) For Lea Surana:  Parents: Sera and Anders (this is incompatible in every conceivable way) Spouse: Zevran (IT’S FATE I TELL YOU Kid: Blackwall. (nobody knows how that happened)

[prince-bejita]

Dorian and Solas are my dads, Cullen is my husband and our son is Alistar lol

[bigchungo8383-deactivated202208]

this is the money ammy. reblog for blessed funds

[sofuckingblue]

small change chibiterasu to charge!!!

[tiredherethicc]

now THIS is a money spell post I can get behind!

[letswookieswin]

“Whomst?” 😂 I’m dead.

[chiiefhopper]

summary of eleven and hoppers relationship

[andreii-tarkovsky]

vvitch better have my money

[andreii-tarkovsky]

payeth me what thee owe me

[andreii-tarkovsky]

[andreii-tarkovsky]

this is black phillip, the money goat! reblog in 10 sec and money will come your way so you can live deliciously

[bando--grand-scamyon]

reblogging to live deliciously