Sweet dreams are made of Cheese (and Jam)

Mass effect (shakarian), dragon age (•Alistair x Cousland• #fav•), writing, art (I'm @ artsywarden on instagram). I once got to divines in inquisition . Check my Wattpad for some fantasy writing . If you enjoy my writing, consider supporting me on ko-fi :3 each ko-fi comes with a fanfic (you may choose the pairing and the prompt) :3

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'Flemeth Witch of the Wilds' Mug by artsywarden

“We stand upon the precipice of change. The world fears the inevitable plummet into the abyss. Watch for that moment… and when it comes, do not hesitate to leap. It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly.” • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.

these previews suck D: but I swear the mug is cute!

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'Fenris the Blue Wraith' Sticker by artsywarden

Fenris is not amused • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.

now you can slap Fenris’ face wherever you want

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'Flemeth Witch of the Wilds' Sticker by artsywarden

“We stand upon the precipice of change. The world fears the inevitable plummet into the abyss. Watch for that moment… and when it comes, do not hesitate to leap. It is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly.” • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.

flemeth sticker, available on Redbubble

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(I took this from a group on FB)

Moms: Sera and Bethany (they’d make a cute couple! Best moms) Husband: Cullen (❤️ one of my chantry boys! I’ll take it) (though I think I’d be happier with Alistair 🙊) Daughter: Wynne (lol!! How?)

Reblog your answers! (If you want)

[thefluffynug]

Parents: Anders and Zevran (wow whee) Wife: Merrill (yes dear I’m here for this) Child: The Iron Bull (I’M SO PROUD OF MY GIANT MAGNIFICENT SON)

[legimel]

Parents: Alistair and Sera

Husband: Alistair (wtf? 😂)

Son: Cullen (can we switch that please?)

[queergaymer-blog]

Parents: bull and Dorian

Wife:sera

Child: anders

Welp that child parent combo won’t have problems

[avaquet]

Parents - Dorian and Varric

Husband - Cullen

Child - Tallis

I don’t know how to feel about this

[kierarutherford]

Parents: Iron Bull and Bethany (omg… That sounds amazing!!!!)

Husband: Cullen (I squealed)

Child: Varric (then I died laughing!)

[call-me-mrs-alistair-theirin]

My parents are Anders and Iron Bull

My husband is Cullen (there is a god ❤️)

My kid is CassAndra.

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It’s sooooooo fucked up XD

Sebastian is my mother AND my father.

And Alistair is my husband AND my kid.

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when did this turn into a Dark - Dragon Age crossover?

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My redbubble shop

I rarely come to tumblr anymore, and I’m aware my tumblr name doesn’t match my instagram name/artist name, but: it’s me! Ok? Ok (you may check my instagram while you’re at it : artsywarden. I’m postin all my art there)

Here’s my redbubble shop, where you’ll find dragon age and mass effect fanart merch, including that cursed Solas Moon some people have been having nightmares about ahahah. Feel free to peruse my items >.> fine dwarven crafts! Direct from Orzammar! You won’t find better.

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Alistair Experiment

Alright, here’s the experiment: each time you reblog this post, add a picture, fanart (if it’s not yours, you must source it) or gif of Alistair.

Rules: Alistair has to be in it. No other rules lol. He can be with the warden, companions, alone, whatever you want!

Let’s see how big this thread gets, for science.

I’ll start: 

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tumblr puritans had flagged and hidden this post, but it’s up again. I don’t come here anymore, but I had to appeal to that injustice.

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Fisheye Placebo by Yuumei

( Tumblr | Twitter | Instagram | DeviantArt | Website | Patreon )

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HEY SO LOTS OF PPL DONT KNOW THIS BUT THE ARTIST WAS SHADOWBANNED FROM INSTAGRAM AFTER POSTING THIS!!!! 

PLEASE SUPPORT THEM!! 

[isa-ghost]

I FUCKING LOVE YUUMEI IVE BEEN FOLLOWING HER ART FOR YEARS, PLEASE SUPPORT HER!

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who is James Charles??

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An Ocean of Lies (AFOS II) - Chapter 34: Laurentius (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/m0nKXOrqL2 Second book of the "A Forest of Secrets" series (https://www.wattpad.com/story/101969186-a-forest-of-secrets) The Fog Ocean is vast, deep and full of dangers: will you take a leap? Are you trusting enough? Alaric's long-lost sister is not the only secret those treacherous waters hide. All evidence points to Grandmother knowing all about it, yet again manipulating her granddaughter to be in the right place, meet the right people and uncover all the lies she was told, but to what end? The Fog Ocean holds answers to questions deep inside Jo's heart, its salt will burn her unhealed wounds and set the world aflame. Meanwhile, in Ontur, Laurentius is playing a dangerous game. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer was never his motto, but he's too curious and way into deep to let it go. With Wyn's help he'll get in more trouble than he bargained for, but trying to fix a kingdom at the verge of a civil war is terribly fascinating. He can't stay away from that kind of fun, and maybe someone's counting on it- again. Both paths lead to dangerous destinations. Both paths have more in common than they think. Welcome to An Ocean of Lies. Try not to drown. Updates every friday at 5pm EST

[briarfox13]

I’ve had this wedding scene of Saskia and Garrus stuck in my head for the last few months and I just had to commission it! @savbakk was the absolutely perfect artist for this and JUST LOOK 😍😭😍😭😍😭

I’m dead, this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen!!!! Just look how happy they are, the colours, the background everything. I’m speechless. Thank you my dearest Sav

It’s been excruciating tough recently, and Saskia is my hero, to see her happy makes me hope I can be.

Please, I beg of you follow and commission my friend @savbakk, it’s absolutely worth it. 

[aileani]

hello! first of all, thank you for the hair repack, I loved it ^^ I installed a couple of hairstyles and they work perfectly. I have a question, though, where's the yennefer hair pack? The files I see are not the same as the ones you listed, except for Josephine and nimue (in the pdf you attached) or am I missing something? I'm only using frosty, since my laptop won't support dai mod manager anymore. Thank you again!

Hi! I’m glad to hear you are enjoying the pack n_n. Hooray for using Frosty, I think it’s a great tool for modding the game and the progress done with it is off the charts.

As for the yennefer hair, it’s available on the Nexus here

The file is still in .daimod, but do not be discouraged by that. If you want to use it you can just open frosty mod manager, and drag the .daimod file there, the tool will take care of the rest and convert the format to frosty (that’s how I made the conversion for all the other hairs that are in the newest pack). From there you can add it to your active mods before launching the game.

Frosty will warn you (probably, idk how it works with the latest versions) that the mod was created with an older tool or something but it will work just as well as the other ones you have already used.

Same restrictions apply though, settings must be set to Ultra and the hair is not compatible with mods that replace the hair 052 (there’s a picture in the description), as far as I know it’s still is trespasser compatible.

Hope this helps!

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thank you! I’ll try that ^^

here’s a couple of screenshots of my inquisitor with one of your hairstyles <3

thank you again!! :D

[aileani]

What does this pack contain?

Josephine’s Hair Pack: The original 6 variations converted to all races + some random fixes + a NEW option called Bangs & Bun

Lavellan Hair Pack : Converted to all races, with NEW option for the tarot hair that has shaved sides

Yennefer Hair Pack (all remaining conversions to all races)

Ponytail (Over the shoulder) : Fixed a black spot that was front and center, ported to all races

TWO new hairs: Including here the Nimue hair in all 3 Variations, and the Neria hair (currently available for DF, DM, EF, EM, HF)

Optional Files: SK Hair Re-texture (Smooth Version, by Skaramoosh) now frosty compatible, and a mesh edit for the Ardent blossom that fits the Josie hair pack. 

Download

What does Beta mean when it comes to Hair packs?

Well, in this case it means that it hasn’t been fully tested in game, so there might be some races/genders that present clipping or some black patches that I haven’t been able to correct yet. But given that I will be out of commission for a little while, I decided that instead of sharing the hairs individually with whomever might be interested in them, I would just put them out there as they were, with the warning that this is what it is, and that it will be as it is for however long it might take for me to get a computer with modding capabilities again. If you have any questions check the user guide in the folder, or contact me please.

If you like my mods please consider supporting my Ko-Fi 

[blazingjackdaw]

I was lost without you 💜

Just a cropped version since I’m not sure how to finish colouring this piece but I love how soft these two look. 🥰

#masseffect #shakarian #garrusvakarian #femshep #commandershepard #digitalart #workinprogress #artistsoninstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/B4pYRqZh8VN/?igshid=1hwtmuw3akyql

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yes: it’s pride and prejudice with turians

it’s called REACH AND FLEXIBILITY and you can read it here https://archiveofourown.org/works/21241847/chapters/50576270

*renegade interrupt* you can buy me a goddamn ko-fi here:                                                                                    ko-fi.com/artsywarden                                                                    

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Reach and Flexibility

I’m writing a mass effect fanfic (#shakarian): it’s a pride and prejudice retelling set in the mass effect universe. I’ll just drop it here, if anyone’s interested: https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/50576270?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_259658402

         Summary:            

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a turian Hierarch in possession of a powerful spaceship, must be in want of a good commander.

A turian training spaceship has docked on earth's orbit in an effort to strengthen human/turian relations and every young commander and capable recruit is hoping to get the biggest prize: Mr. Bingleykus' turian-made vessel. Captain Hannah Shepard wants to see her girls going up in the Alliance navy, at any cost, and has her heart set on her only daughter, Elizabeth, winning the prized ship. What the human military ladies don't expect is to find love in the arms of a turian: Mr. Bingleykus has brought a friend, Mr. Vakarian, and sparring match after sparring match, Elizabeth Shepard doesn't quite know what to make of him.

Warning: read at your own risk. Garrus as Mr. Darcy might cause extreme thirst, spontaneous combustion, faintness, rapid hearbeats, shortness of breath and vivid hallucinations. Proceed with caution. Remember to stay hydrated.

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An Ocean of Lies (AFOS II) - Chapter 32: Alaric (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/DpE4ux4GJ0 Second book of the "A Forest of Secrets" series (https://www.wattpad.com/story/101969186-a-forest-of-secrets) The Fog Ocean is vast, deep and full of dangers: will you take a leap? Are you trusting enough? Alaric's long-lost sister is not the only secret those treacherous waters hide. All evidence points to Grandmother knowing all about it, yet again manipulating her granddaughter to be in the right place, meet the right people and uncover all the lies she was told, but to what end? The Fog Ocean holds answers to questions deep inside Jo's heart, its salt will burn her unhealed wounds and set the world aflame. Meanwhile, in Ontur, Laurentius is playing a dangerous game. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer was never his motto, but he's too curious and way into deep to let it go. With Wyn's help he'll get in more trouble than he bargained for, but trying to fix a kingdom at the verge of a civil war is terribly fascinating. He can't stay away from that kind of fun, and maybe someone's counting on it- again. Both paths lead to dangerous destinations. Both paths have more in common than they think. Welcome to An Ocean of Lies. Try not to drown. Updates every friday at 5pm EST

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Fenris, during his time with the fog warriors

( I’m @ artsywarden on Instagram.  )

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twitter: +100 likes

instagram: almost +47 likes

here: 4

I’m done posting my art here lol, this place is dead