Pimping Ain't Easy

@prince-kayn

So...I guess it's a good thing I'm not a pimp........................... Kayn Mallister, pleased to meet you. Son of Hermes, kind of adopted red headed step child of Bia. If there's anything you need to know about me it's that raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are one of the main reasons I have trust issues. That being said, I love everything, especially my family.

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amber-kapoor

How do you set up a bomb and not know where? Did you just randomly chuck the thing?

If I went anywhere with you, I’d get arrested for being involved with a bomb threat, knowing you.

prince-kayn

One of my siblings bet me three dollars and fifty cents that I couldn't set up a highly explosive hydrogen bomb while blindfolded.

Guess who's carrying 'bout tree fiddy in his wallet right now? Well....if we do get arrested I promise I'll at least bust us out.

#IREUNOIUWFNWIOUEQNFOQIUWEOIUQWEF KASEEEEEEY

zarina-muerto-blog

…..Kayn. Please, tell me you’re kidding. Oh my gods, KAYN.

prince-kayn

Of course I'm not kidding! You need to get out more Z, Amsterdam was fun. Made lots of friends, they even took me out to the Red Light District. Which at first I was like wat why r u bringing me here this place sounds boring as fuck y does this country have a district with just red lights are there just a bunch of cars standing around how do ppl get home what if they have like an emergency and are about to go into labor but theres no green lights so they're stuck in traffic imagine the complications that could arise-

But no. I was wrong. It was the most amazing thing ever...

So uhm okay. Yeah. How do I explain this...In the next 30 minutes there may or may not be a bomb going off around here. The fun part is that I have no idea where?

Srry? Oh and also, you should come on vacation with me next time. Promise I won't get us thrown in prison.

#titanstarter #yeah idk man #as usual just roll with it

prince-kayn

I swear I ain't drunk this time.

jonixfoster

I’m pretty sure you were picking it.

prince-kayn

*When he realizes who he's talking to, Kayn's gaze suddenly changes. He blinks several times, jaw agape and can't take his eyes off her, before laughing like a dork and looking away. He trips on air as he tries to take a step back, laughing again at his own clumsiness before some unseen force compels him to start stripping*

Wow well uhm you know...I would much rather pick your lock instead ifyaknowwhatimeanhehe *he covers his mouth as soon as he says it*

Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 hours

((Okie yeah, same will apply for starter just posted))

I swear I ain't drunk this time.

*Kayn stares at the person in front of him after having spent a good five minutes in front of their door*