Black Widow

Hi! I'm Joni Foster, daughter of Dionysus.

[rose-xx-solos-deactivated201411]

N-no. No. Please, please stay.

I can’t be by myself. I don’t want to be by myself…

[jonixfoster]

No, it's fine, I won't leave Rose! 

[prince-kayn]

So uhm okay. Yeah. How do I explain this…In the next 30 minutes there may or may not be a bomb going off around here. The fun part is that I have no idea where?

Srry? Oh and also, you should come on vacation with me next time. Promise I won’t get us thrown in prison.

[jonixfoster]

KAYN! WHAT? No, I will not! It's way too dangerous. 

[zarina-muerto-blog]

I’m gonna murder whoever did this… Oh gods, and really when it’s cold out?!

[zarina-muerto-blog]

[jonixfoster]

I bet it was a prank gone wrong. That's horrible!

[lettherebesongs]

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[sheisabell-deactivated20141016]

[jonixfoster]

...What are you burning? 

[jonixfoster]

Oh, I’m sorry! My dad wanted me to drop off something to your cabin.

[eileenofmagic]

That’s alright. What is it?

[jonixfoster]

Just the weekly announcements, nothing big. I’m going cabin by cabin.

[eileenofmagic]

Oh right. Sorry for snapping then.

[jonixfoster]

It's fine, really. I mean, I'd probably be freaked out if somebody weird showed up in my cabin. Actually, now that I think about it, that happens a lot. *laughs*

[jonixfoster]

Oh, I’m sorry! My dad wanted me to drop off something to your cabin.

[eileenofmagic]

That’s alright. What is it?

[jonixfoster]

Just the weekly announcements, nothing big. I'm going cabin by cabin.

[eileenofmagic]

What on earth are you doing in my cabin?

[jonixfoster]

Oh, I'm sorry! My dad wanted me to drop off something to your cabin.

[smartandsarcastic]

And you do realize that love is not my area of expertise right?

[jonixfoster]

I know, it's not really mine, either. But don't you think they could be cute?

[helenxknight-deactivated2015022]

  Unclaimed, right. So this some sort of strange orphanage mixed in with a really strange medieval camp like theme where they unite you with your parents or something? 

[jonixfoster]

Not reallly. Your parent will claim you soon! Lots of gods are down here as we speak visiting their children, so I'm sure you'll run into your parent! 

[helenxknight-deactivated2015022]

  I was probably too busy gawking at the strange mystical like things going on around me to pay attention. This is all really new. Uhh parent? No, not at all.

[jonixfoster]

Oh, yeah. Camp is pretty cool when you first get here. So that means you're unclaimed. So you''ll reside in the Hermes cabin until you get claimed!

[helenxknight-deactivated2015022]

  Your dad works here? Well I guess it beats roaming around aimlessly so I don’t see why not.

[jonixfoster]

Yes, he does. Dionysus, but most people call him Mr. D around here. He's the camp director. It's weird that you didn't get a person to show you around, Chiron is usually good about that stuff. Alright, well first things first, do you know who your parent is yet?

[helenxknight-deactivated2015022]

Does this place seriously not have a map? I’ve been here for less than a day and I’ve already gotten lost more than once.

[jonixfoster]

We should! My dad probably got lazy as always and forgot to make more copies. If you want I can show you around? 

[jessamxne]

{eating the chocolate, she zoned out, ultimately ignoring the person speaking to her.}

[jonixfoster]

Oh, um hello? Sory, are you listening? 

[jonixfoster]

Joni Eileene Mallister -> 25 Years Later

basic profile —

Career: Stay at home mom

Spouse: Kayn Mallister

Children: Skyler Mallister and Lux Mallister

Future FC: Margot Robbie

dot dot dot —

Joni eventually began dating the notorious wild child Kayn Mallister, and even managed to tone down his mad partying and alcoholism. Joni had to leave at one point to go back home and visit her mother, and their relationship ended. However, they reunited years later and decided to get married. They have two children, a son named Lux, and a daughter named Skyler. Joni stays at home while Kayn works, but while she thinks he's a successful businessman, he's really a mafia boss. She has no idea, and Kayn plans to keep it that way. 

[diamond-moments]

[jonixfoster]

God Damn It Me: Muse is now a zombie. The catch: their spirit is watching as a ghost, and is frustrated at all the stupid shit their body is pulling. One other muse can see them, though, and anon decides who. Lasts for roughly two days. Other muse: Kayn

((OOC: eeeek I can't deal with zombies i'm too terrified of them! I'll do the ghost part!))