prince of dick

page sucks my dick and doesnt even say no homo

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when the moon comes back we must say ‘moon ! you are so good ! !’ ok

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tfw your best friend is a deflated testicle 24/7

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thats not what your dad said last night

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youre a deflated testicle and i am an orphan gee thanks

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page i know that we've been friends since forever

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tfw your best friend is a deflated testicle 24/7

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thats not what your dad said last night

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the nytimes is so straight savage rip obama

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im blocking page

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i have failed

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penguins are real and i have seen them

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actually i like you alive its good

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princediick:

oceanicacquiescent:

princediick lets have hot n steamy balloon copulation 

shut the fuck up

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I LITERALLY HATE YOU

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princediick lets have hot n steamy balloon copulation 

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shut the fuck up

[carneycagnation]

matching icons for u and ur friend

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oceanicacquiescent this one

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i choose this one i am luigi

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good

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matching icons for u and ur friend

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oceanicacquiescent this one

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inconsistentblogger:

Never in my life have I wanted matching icons with someone so badly

princediick this one ur spiderman

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this is fucking stupid

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princediick:

nice!!! :)

yeah!!! and so like the whole planet is basically based upon dead things? which is super cool but also super scary but everything is still super pretty and beautiful and there’s water EVERYWHERE which is super cool because i’m used to water but also because that means lots of sight seeing when it comes to mythological and already known species!! like i think i saw a mermaid once but it might’ve just been a really big fish idk :??? it was still super cool anyways  i made brownies and stuff in case ur hungry are you hungry bc i alchemized a lot of food i could make us the mac and cheese but its shells instead i love those so much theyre so good like i would legit kill for that mac and cheese did you know betty crocker makes mac and cheese wtf right its so dumb stick 2 baked goods my man thats what ur good at  but yeah theres like caves and abandoned settlements and like also imps and other really mean stuff but don’t worry i got us covered im super tough so its no problem if they get real rowdy i can just make em fight each other while we take our sweet ass time man you’ve mISSED so much i m so hype to tell you all about it but there’s so much to cover in such a short amount of time!!!!!!!

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i too love shell mac n cheese oh and hand over the brownies anyway pls tell me more just summarize or something

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i hate my planet im all alone with this stupid firefly i named jerry and i hate jerry i want jerry to build me a castle i want pretty jellyfish and stuff in the water but all i have is JERRY and ALL THESE MOUNTAINS AND ALL!!!! THESE!!!! FUCKING!!!!! STARS!!!!!!

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princediick:

!!!!!!! (yes)

ok good so anyways the jellyfish that’ve lived here are like a bajillion years old apparently according to the citizens, which are totally rad undead lizards w hearts on their butts and tail, apparently the hearts are only conditional due to certain breeds and as such they are treated differently which seems really unfair? if not for the fact the separation rules were so minimal anyway theres jellyfish all over the planet including larger fish but i dont wanna go out that far bc its scary and like…..idk abt u but i dont wanna be starin down the business end of some undead sperm whale while swimmin in the water yuck but other than that there’s a castle and stuff that the citizens built for me!! thats where ive been hangin out mostly  they even like prepared me clothes and stuff the lil guys have been waitin for forever apparently?? its so cool theyre so smart and cute i love em  a lot of em like hanging out w me but chansey is my main man even tho his eye keeps popping out of socket (i made him a cute lil eyepatch though) and the clouds here look so cool during the day!! which only lasts for a couple hours due to the planets natural darkness. they kind of explode in pink, orange, red, and purple colors until settling back into nighttime. once it’s night though legit EVERYTHIN glows so you don’t need lights!! its like living with tons of lava lamps lmao 

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nice!!! :)