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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Mike Driver
KIROKAZE

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Claire Keane
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
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@princemeridan
these guys need gamzee and karkat horns
Everyone who reblogged that black tie event thing from me
they're all scary
Our characters have just come home from a black tie event. Describe how you character would get mine out of those fancy clothes.
I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio
let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can
REBLOG WHILE YOU STILL CAN
I absolutely LOVE this scene. Up until this point, Dreamworks hasn’t really show Ruffnut as anything but a tough viking girl. This scene has shown, as a reminder, that she is in fact a GIRL. She, like many girls at that age, is worried about the way her body looks. She clearly is insecure about her butt and is offended when it is commented on negatively.
I really like these little reminders to the viewers.
Turn ons & Turn offs: LET'S GET DETAILED
send me a ● for a turn-on,
send me a ○ for a turn-off,
send me a ◑ for a GUILTY turn-on,
send me a ◐ for something that’s only a turn on if CERTAIN people were to do it or only on CERTAIN occasions.
Meridan pushed forth several expensive looking bear pelts as well as a small pouch of gold, following the gesture by picking up the slight being and settling him onto his horse. He slipped on and rode out of the clearing, sighing. "Yeh dunnae belong there, lad. Ah'm taken yeh back ta where'er et es yeh belong, frostling."
Your muse sees mine being sold in a brutal slave market.
Jack was utterly silent the entire time. No wisecracking joke, arrogant taunt, or undefeated laugh escaped from his lips anymore, and he only watched as the pelts and gold were handed over in exchange for him. The man looked alright, he supposed. It could’ve been worse — a lot worse. He’d seen some of the nobles that had bought the others and he was possibly the luckiest one in the bunch if he was going home with him. He was quiet all the way through being led down and even lifted onto the man’s horse, only choosing to speak when they were far away from the crowds.
"I’m not worth that, y’know. Maybe…half that pouch, and no pelts. I broke china on my very first day."
He shook his head. "Nae young person es goin ta be enslaved an sold en my Kengdom's lands wethout me doin somethen abou' et. Ef thes market es stell here by the morrow, Ah'm brengen soldiers an we'll be goin ta battle. Ef nae, at least Ah've helped someone." He answered firmly, looking past the light hair as he rode through the forest.
"...China?" He blinked, uncomprehending to the other's last statement. He had no idea where the young man was talking about, and it seemed to show.
"Es tha.. yer homeland?"
I caught up with Homestuck
can you imagine if every member of the dunbroch family got turned into bears?
Jamie laughed heartily. “Really? What makes you think that?” His lopsided smile bloomed. “Yeah, I do. I used to play in the snow with only my pajamas and didn’t get sick.” He puffed his chest with pride.
"Et just seems yer maer comfy weth cold thengs then warm..." He explained, taking another sip of his tea and smiling as the other puffed his chest out. It was impressive, the young man must have quite a resistance to cold.
He let his fingers trail along the cup, then raised an eyebrow.
"An yer Ma let yeh?"
I have so many new followers
Thank you, you're all the best
"I didn’t know you could do that."
"Yeh ded nae?" He blinked, coming out of the absurd bend he'd put himself into as he was stretching.
"..Huh."
"Don’t look at me like that."
"Like what?" Jack grinned, leaning in close. He widened his blue eyes, staring now. "If you don’t want me to look at you like that, then how do you want me to look at you?" He smirked and tilted his head.
His own blue eyes narrowed and he leaned back, almost glaring at the other. The frost sprite was getting too close and he took a step back. Meridan was clearly uncomfortable and more than a little flustered.
"...Ah dunnae, jus' nae like tha, lad."
can you imagine if every member of the dunbroch family got turned into bears?
Meridan watched him for a few seconds before setting his tea on his seat and walking back to the register and having a brief word with the cashier. Shortly after he was handed a cup and he settled back in his seat, making sure to pick up his beverage. Meridan passed the cup over, ice cubes inside the otherwise empty container.
He gave the other a cheeky grin.
"Yeh ken thank me later."
Jamie put an ice on his tongue before putting them all in his mouth. He didn’t seem to be bothered by the cold. The brunet looked at Meridan gratefully. Gulping down the melting cube, he relaxed. “You are a gift.”
"Ah'm nae told tha near enough." He preened at the praise once again, smiling at Jamie quite happily, though he was shocked the other could put that much cold in his mouth all at once. It hurt Meridan's teeth when he would try, even too large a spoon of ice cream was a pain.
"Yeh prefer the cold ta the hot, Jamie?" He asked, curiously.
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"My parents know."
"Don’t go."
"You’re under arrest."
"Just let me die."
"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."
"Make me."
"Kiss me you idiot."
"I didn’t do it."
"That isn’t mine."
"Marry me?"
"Truth hurts, don’t it?"
"Be mine."
"You owe me."
"Just relax."
"I already regret this."
"Where are my clothes?"
"You could have killed someone!"
"I think I broke it."
"Do you love me?"
"We need to talk."
"Never again."
"Do I know you?"
"How drunk are you right now?"
"Well that was unexpected."
"Have you ever even done this before?"
"I just want to cuddle."
"I can’t even look at you."
"What happened to you?"
"Don’t you dare."
"I missed you."
"This stays between us."
"I need a hug."
"I could kill you!"
"Kiss me."
"You’re so weird."
"Why are you wearing that?"
"You coward."
"You’re all out of ____."
"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"
"I think I’m forgetting something."
"This seems familiar."
"You lied to me!"
"Are you threatening me?"
"Is that my shirt?"
"Where did you find this?"
"Explain yourself."
"Where were you?"
"You drive me crazy!"
"I think I’m falling in love with you. "
"Are you even listening to me?"
"Just leave me alone."
"I need a drink."
"What were you thinking?"
"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."
"I’m going to be sick."
"For you, I would _____"
"Just what did we do last night?"
"Give it back."
"I have to go."
"Shut up and listen."
"Do you remember this?"
"Want to hear a secret?"
"Take responsibility."
"Don’t look at me like that."
"Give me another chance."
"Don’t you dare come near me!"
"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"
"You mean everything to me."
"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."
"What are you afraid of?"
"I miss you so very much."
"No, that can’t be my baby."
"Just five more minutes."
"No! You can’t die on me now!"
"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
"What are we doing here?"
"Do you trust me?"
"That sounds painful."
"Are you even listening to yourself?"
"I’m not speaking to you anymore."
"I can’t believe you missed that."
"That was a bad plan."
"That looked easier on TV."
"I’ve never heard that one before."
"I didn’t know you could do that."