for your convenience
I laughed WAY too hard at this… I must be tired…
I’m laughing at this AGAIN. Lol

No title available

shark vs the universe
almost home

JBB: An Artblog!
we're not kids anymore.
taylor price
trying on a metaphor
Today's Document

⁂
sheepfilms

pixel skylines
Stranger Things

#extradirty

Product Placement

Origami Around
art blog(derogatory)
Claire Keane

izzy's playlists!

JVL
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from Poland
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Australia

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Japan

seen from Chile
seen from Canada

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from Australia

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia
seen from Sweden
@princeofpandemonium
for your convenience
I laughed WAY too hard at this… I must be tired…
I’m laughing at this AGAIN. Lol
This just brings the warm fuzzies to my soul.... this baby is copying the adults...
Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club
The funny thing is I don’t know in what order that gif is supposed to be happening. It’s better that way
Four rich fathers go golfing.
One of them stays behind to pay the bill and the other three proceed to the first hole. While golfing, the three fathers start bragging about their sons.
The first father says, “I am very proud of my son Arthur; he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel and now he is at the top! He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.”
The second fathers says, “My son Ivan is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He went to flight school to become a pilot and managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.”
The third father says, “Well, well, well - congratulations! My son, Ludwig, is also my pride and joy and is also very rich. He became an engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He built a mansion especially for his best friend.”
Then the fourth father catches up and they ask him how his son is doing.
The fourth father replies, “Oh, my son Alfred is gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.”
The three friends shake their heads and say, “What a shame, you must be so unhappy! How tragic.”
The fourth father replies with a bright smile, “Oh no, I am not ashamed at all! Alfred is my son and I love him just as well; he’s my pride and joy. And he is much loved by his friends too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a Mercedes Benz, a brand new jet and a huge mansion from his three suitors?”
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’
God bless drag queens.
I will always reblog this
Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.
Oh fuck yes.
If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.
Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.
M gonna reblog..
i was thinking about this post the other day i’m so glad i found it again
So true
This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!
Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!
Won’t chance it.
Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money
Let me reblog this 2x then 😂
Do the thing pls
im screaming it worked lmfao
Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice
Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…
I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;
Lets go!
I need me some money so let test this theory!
Let’s see
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
On All Hallow’s Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground.
Hocus Pocus (1993) dir. Kenny Ortega
Yaaasss!!! This fine piece of #SalmonSteak is returning to the stage to show The Aussies how a #KiwiKween tears up a stage this Friday 26th of August at Escape Bar and Club hosted by the Ever so lovely Mya Crafone!!! Come along for a night of utter debauchery and mayhem!!! #ServingFish #Australia #GoldCoast #ComeFlyToTheMoon #Kiwi #dragnz #dragau #drag #dragqueen #gay #gaynz #gayau #gaygc #thegc #QueensOfTheGC #QueensofAuckland #instagay #gayboy #instadrag #boysinmakeup #menwearmakeuptoo #maccosmetics #makeupartist #katvond #anastasiabeverlyhills #contour #browsonfleek (at Escape Bar & Club)
My makeup from #DragWars #AllStar on friday night. #DragQueenNz #Gay #gaynz #QueensOfAuckland #QueensOfNz #InstaGay #InstaDrag #selfie #Makeup #MUA #maccosmetics #katvond #AnastasiaBeverlyhills #mylifemyway #newzealand #AucklandNz #Auckland #Kroad (at Encore Entertainment & Cabaret)
#NowPlaying Bonbon by Era Istrefi
A better shot of the hair done by @helmut.nz #InstaGay #InstaDrag #boysinmakeup #meninmakeup #gaynz #Gay #AucklandNz #gayboy #MUA #maccosmetics #katvond #AnastasiaBeverlyhills (at helmut)
My makeup for a shoot today with @helmut.nz very #MarilynMonroe style hair and makeup with a modern twist. #Gay #gaynz #InstaGay #boysinmakeup #meninmakeup #Dragnz #QueensOfNz #QueensOfAuckland #newzealand #maccosmetics #HourglassCosmetics #katvond #hair #model #InstaDrag #GenderQueer #FuckTheGenderBinary #MakeupMonday #MUA #Makeup #AnastasiaBeverlyhills
My face and hair for #QueenOfAllQueens yaas #FeelingMyOats #DragQueen #QueensOfAuckland #QueensOfNz #dragnz #DragQueenNz #gaynz #Gay #newzealand #Fish #servingfish #InstaGay #InstaDrag #instatrans #transisbeautiful #GenderQueer #mylifemyway (at Family Bar And Club)
I thought since everyone else was doing it why not? so here's a photo of me at 15ish and another of me from the weekend just past. #QueensOfAuckland #GenderQueer #BestOfBothWorlds #Drag #DragQueen #QueensOfNz #newzealand #AucklandNz (at Whitaker Place)
#NowPlaying Njo Si Ti by Era Istrefi