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👽🛸🌌 Out Of This World 🌌🛸👽

[fandomsandfeminism]

Ooooooo we've gotten some released images of the Pokémon 30th anniversary special set.

I'm obsessed.

There's going to be 30 brand new Pikachu cards, and a guaranteed Pikachu IN EVERY PACK.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

< GRABBY PAWS

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[kinuko]

[realest-slenderman]

please

[soymoss]

emo heron in boots

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

he boot too big for he got damn feet O_O

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[1dietcokeinacan]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[charlesoberonn]

Servant: Your highness, a party of adventurers has answered your call for help.

King: Excellent. What are they like?

Servant: One of them is a dragon-lady.

King: Interesting. Those are rare around these parts.

Servant: Another is a goblin paladin.

King: Not a role you usually see goblins in.

Servant: A third is a purple-skinned tiefling.

King: I didn't even know they come in that color.

Servant: The last one is a sapient gelatinous cube.

King: What. How did these four even meet?

Servant: They met in a tavern two hours ago, apparently.

[charlesoberonn]

Queen: My love, please return to bed.

King: *pacing* Why would a gelatinous cube come to a tavern? Can it even get drunk? How did it fit through the doors?

[podcastwizard]

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

[aboutoriginality]

[princeofpans]

This is what its like to live in Florida

[lostcryptids]

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

[deadmentellnotales13]

[mint-stone]

[kiyuiqi]

[kiyuiqi]

My silly bugs🥺

[getlost0p]

Smooch

[otternottertv]

poke you with my noise

[shinraalpha]

*sniff sniff sniff* ah, i see. you are not an ant.

[c3po]

over tourism is ruining the beach that makes you old

[effemimaniac]

it doesn't even make you that old anymore.

[c3po]

last time i went i saw a baby there. that shouldn’t even be possible

[soulandwine]

[ffishstick]

we’re up all night to get yucky