stubborn as a mule & twice as ugly

25 | they/them | black

[manny-jacinto]

Severance season 3 in the works

[rankaneword]

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

Best Animorphs book title?

#4: The Message (tells you exactly what you're getting into. no lie.)

#8: The Alien (works on several different levels)

#16: The Warning (takes on more meaning in hindsight)

#18: The Decision (cleverly foreshadows the plot, without spoilers)

#22: The Solution (scariest title in the series, and earned)

Elfangor's Secret (excellent indirect description of its plot, very intriguing)

#38: The Arrival (what it says: the andalites arrived! war's over! ...right?)

#52: The Sacrifice (is there ever. but not the sacrifice we expect.)

#53: The Answer (almost as chilling as The Solution, for much the same reason)

#54: The Beginning (book fulfills its paradoxical promise)

You forgot about:_______________

I've never read Animorphs; I just like voting!

Voting ended onJul 24

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

@howlintherain

The Invasion is definitely up there: very descriptive and a fantastic series hook. But, personal favs are either The Capture or The Conspiracy (Jake really got to eat with his book titles lol). The Capture happening so early in the series really sucks you into the stakes, and The Conspiracy is so evocative of Jake's (deserved) paranoia followed by Marco and the others going rogue to solved the issue without him

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

@jicklet

#The Solution gives me chills.#it's so clinical.#here it is. The Solution to the David problem. all they have to do is carry it out.#secondary vote: The Message.#just. yep!#also bonus points for it being a Cassie book since she's always the one with the strongest message to impart#Animorphs

[mister-e-muss]

Average Danganronpa investigation be like:

Kyoko: That’s a corpse.

Makoto: A corpse?

Kyoko: In other words, a dead body.

Makoto: A dead body. . .

Makoto, internally: Not just a dead body, but a body that was dead.

<Yo that guy is dead as fuck] has been added to your Truth Bullets.

[emery-matsushita-vt]

Average Danganronpa class trial be like:

Kyoko: Do you remember when I told you about the corpse?

[flashback]

Kyoko: That’s a corpse.

Makoto: A corpse?

Kyoko: In other words, a dead body.

Makoto: A dead body. . .

Makoto, internally: Not just a dead body, but a body that was dead.

[flashback ends]

Makoto: That's right, you said a corpse was a dead body.

Kyoko: Well, there's one other thing you need to know about corpses.

Kyoko: They can't move.

Aoi: Whoa, really? I didn't know that!

Makoto: They can't move...?

Makoto: But wait, then that means...

Somebody else moved the body

Yasuhiro killed them

Anchovies are green

[its-the-blob]

Is it normal for the quirky detective in a quirky detective show to say he's going to get too powerful one day and cause armageddon?

[crimsonender]

There are things in Animorphs I know in my heart to be true and I will argue with anyone including Katherine and Grant about it

Loren would wear Mom jeans yes even as a teenager

Cassie should have had a different hairstyle besides close cropped. It makes no sense to me for a black girl of her political persuasion and sensibilities to not have a lot of opinions about the natural hair movement in the 90s.

Marco's first crush was Jake. It's entirely one-sided and will never be fully unpacked, and Marco could deal with that. He could deal with Jake having a thing for Cassie too. But when Tobias started orbiting around Jake, that was a step too far. How dare Jake be friends with other boys. That's why he was such a jackass to him in the first few books.

Tobias is transgender. To me.

[xetrasherpa]

Me meeting a stranger at a party: yeah and that 14 year-old girl has to do neurosurgery on her alien friend because otherwise he's dead, it's not even the only thing they deal with at that moment either

[princeseerow]

i'm building a neocities page 😁

https://hotburgerss.neocities.org/

[imminent-danger-came]

I don't want a cast of healthy characters I want them all to be varying degrees of suicidal

[sunflowers-and-scales]

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

[sunflowers-and-scales]

i have trust that the media literacy enjoyers will find this one idk

[acceptableduraz]

[stephexmachina]

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

[some-pers0n]

Sometimes a cast of characters in a book or whatever is implied to be overwhelmingly white as that's just assumed to be the "default" so fandoms will take it upon themselves to do colour-blind casting to make it more diverse, but they haven't quite learned racist/colourist stereotypes and archetypes so now we've got people just doing. god I don't even know how to describe it. It's just bad

[some-pers0n]

[theginkosakata]

[yesornopolls]

The last character you wrote about is put in the last video game you played for a week. Can they survive?

The last character you wrote about is put in the last video game you played for a week. Can they survive?

Yes

No

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Voting ended onMay 29

[pigeon-princess-ceci]

[princeseerow]

kankri vantas is so fucking funny hes like if teenage jesus was an atheist and all his friends hated him so they started wearing crucifixes to piss him off

[valtsv]

spend long enough being an OC Guy and you will eventually inevitably become a sincere recreation of the gregory berrycone 4chan bit

[valtsv]

this is what i sound like to other people