Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.
I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.
Fuck you, Barbara
You want to do this now, Helen?
Oh it is on Brenda
Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan
Uhm, my kids will be going to bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!
Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet
You’re right Sandy, we shouldn’t bring your C- average kids into this. We should, however, bring your 2013 Honda Odyssey that reeks of failure and cigarettes from your midnight affairs with the mail man.
I think I’m going to start a new Tumblr devoted solely to the best Tumblr threads that demonstrate that you all would be amazing improvisers.
Okay, I’m hijacking this thread to talk about the recent update.
Pre-update, comments on reblogs were nested. Visually, the comments built upon all the previous comments, which created a visual indication of dialogue. Consider this:
Each comment takes the previous comment into consideration and builds on it, symbolically creating a weighted thread of conversation. Now scroll up and look at the comments as they appear on your dashboard.
Looks pretty different, right? With the update, each comment appears as a stand-alone comment. There’s no indication that one comment is taking and adding to and transforming the dialogue from the previous comments. Instead, the flow of the dialogue is stilted and singular.
It’s an inherently different way of visually presenting dialogue, and it reads (to me at least) as less of a conversation.
And this is why we didn’t invite you to the cookout, Diane.
I swear to God, Martha, I will tell them all those weren’t gluten-free hotdog buns. I know where you shop.
Big words coming from someone whose ‘fresh tossed tofu salad’ dish was only a shade less dry, lifeless and bland than her hair, Sharon. We all know it’s a dye job, just admit it.
