Spiders!
Me and Daddy sitting outside
Me: *pointing at the table, scared* Daddy, a spider!
Daddy: I’ll take care of it, babygirl
Daddy: I promised to protect you from all the spiders
Daddy *taking the spider into his hand and moving it somewhere else*
Me: *staring at him blankly*
Me: *cringing* Ewwww! Now you're t a i n t e d!
Daddy: *laughing as he comes closer to hug me*


















