Hiya, Baby Doll.

le rêve de la nuit c'est l'amour {the dream of the night is love}

[turing-tested]

you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

people today with access to more raw information than any other period: the earth is flat

german artilleryman in 1916, who barely washes his own ass: I need to account for the curvature and rotation of the earth when plotting my firing plans

[thefloatingstone]

Eratosthenes, an Egyptian, in 3750 BC when fucking mammoths hadn’t even gone extinct yet: Oh hey I can use these two obelisks to calculate the earth’s entire circumference based on the length of their shadows and the Earth’s curvature. Neat.

[ihaveremade]

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

[maahleek]

ALL THE FUCKING TIME

[mcufam]

[amantedeserie]

[nycs]

if you (Anne Hathaway) were ever single and you (Anne Hathaway) happened to be looking for someone to kiss you (Anne Hathaway) just know that I am always down to love you (Anne Hathaway) and cherish you (Anne Hathaway) unconditionally

[half-ace]

which one of shakespeare’s sonnets is this?

[nycs]

how dare u make this better

[queereyedaily]

Karamo talking about his recent visit to the White House

[eelydeely]

Karamo Brown is braver than any US Marine

[inacatastrophicmind]

D E A N C A S MEME → [1/9] Looks

↳ “Where were you when I needed to hear it?” “I was there. Where were you?”

[trapcard]

she snapped

[honestlyprettychill]

hOLY SHIT BARBIE <3 <3

[polyglotten]

[ricktimus]

Same.

[killbilled]

Sometimes, that thing you’re searching for your whole life is right there by your side all along, and you don’t even know it.

[clarkegriffins]

— not yet | wt.

[thesesummersonspoet]

V.E. Schwab’s advice on creating memorable characters.

[lordfordida]

[shepurdvakarian]

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

[67888875322467]

i’m sorry, sir, i don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking