audentes fortuna iuvat

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[enthyrea]

rocky learn about human tattoos on portable earth thinking machine

[church-of-lilith]

the gays were immortal and they STILL managed to bury them???

[likemonstersinlove]

number one curse cast on me is loving viktor from arcane so so so much but not being able to stand jayce or jayvik and the character tag being full of them

number two is period cramps thank you for asking

[princessegrenouille]

number three is so many people comparing jayvik to newmann

[amitartt]

[steamysthings]

so i saw the best friends forever movie

bonus:

[graves-yard]

Everyone and their alien best friend has made this joke, but I wanted to. Plus (pointer finger) nothing can stop me when I’m hyperfixating.

Rocky has to fight the cuteness aggression now whenever Grace does silly human things.

[transiting]

don’t make other people’s decisions for them. apply for the job you don’t think you’ll get. let them decide if you have the skills they’re looking for. tell that person you like them even though you think they’re out of your league. let them decide if they like you. stop trying to predict and control everything. bring what you have to the table. let the rest go.

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

Confidence is not ‘they will like me’, it is ‘I’ll be fine, or even better off, if they don’t’.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

I'm still thinking about Rocky's split leg and his limp and how that entire limb is smaller and more jagged than the rest

[luminousslime]

[alexxuun]

If it’s any consolation, you’ll be hailed as a hero.

Stratt kept her promises about the statues :)

[susiephone]

grace barely ever swearing even in his own internal monologue means that for all we know rocky said fuck constantly and he just didn't tell us about it

[greatfirebarbarian]

Rocky is a tatted-up engineer alone on a mission with a lab scientist/teacher. I'd bet every other word was profanity.

[vanyamire]

"You just need to find someone to be brave for."

Project Hail Mary (2026)

[alexxuun]

Grace Rocky save stars! ⭐️

[thememedaddy]

[kiba2-dead]

rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

[shiballoon-blog]

are you fucking kidding me?! this movie made my heart wither and die and you call fuckin celebi a fuckin onion fairy?

[kiba2-dead]

rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

[yoshis10-deactivated20140709]

No. Celebi is not an onion fairy.

[kiba2-dead]

[tokimekibombrush-deactivated202]

that’s not even celebi’s real species you dog shit

[monkeysky]

[vladthelordofdoomandpancakes]

there is no onion type yo fuckwit

[monkeysky]

I bet you feel silly now

[ad-astra-per-aspera-1389]

saw someone say grace had dogs on his cardigan bc of laika the space dog, patron saint of one way trips, because he was never supposed to make it back to earth, oh I'm sick

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

fry: [gets home from work and accidentally wanders into frame]

the chat: FRY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [pog] 🍟🍟🍟 he’s back 🍟[pog]🍟[pog]🍟 WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 mad lad 🍟 how was ur day fry 🍟🍟 FRY b3nd3r(mod): LEELA PUT A LOCK ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR 🍟🍟🍟 am i supposed to know who that is or [pog] [pog] 🍟 OH NO HE’S UGLY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [b3nd3r has set the chat to subscribers-only]

[artofcereal]

op im deeply sorry but this post has been haunting me for weeks