We Write to Live Life Twice

I like to do stuff with people and also do stuff alone. Crying enthusiast.

[princessfancybitch]

I controlled my anxiety really well tonight so I am going to reward myself by crying myself to sleep.

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Wow… that one white lady with the louis purse got to me… i was furious

[imsoshive]

White ppl are trash

[thepapayastand-deactivated20160]

“yeah, I have a nail appointment.”

people are so greedy and disgusting and I’m angry and happy all at the same time watching this.

[kendallgotkinkyhair]

Wow, I was expecting people who didn’t need it to take it but not people with designer bags and business suits… Or to take more than like a dollar or two….

[757bg-deactivated20180207]

I was so disappointed about this until the end.

[cherryberryann]

[peachpiefuckingangeldeath-deact]

this was so cute lma o and made me giggle

[giovanniespinuevaa-deactivated2]

This makes me happy haha

[pocketofpockey]

“Oh shoot you guys okay?” Fave

[did-you-know]

Anxiety makes you obsessive. In times of stress, uncertainty, or helplessness, you sometimes engage in repetitive behaviors like cleaning or nail biting because it makes you feel more in control. Source

[micdotcom]

Watch: Chinese swimmer Fu Yuanhui had no idea she won a Bronze medal

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Today I was rehearsing with the guitarist from the show I’m doing and I was coughing up a lung bc I’m sick and I was just kidding but I told him he needed to bring me a lemon for me to slice up and put in a cup of tea and so I show up to the show tonight to get ready and he sets down a big ass lemon on my dressing room table and then brings out like 5 boxes of Halloween Oreos and for those of you who pay attention to my posts you know what a big fucking deal that is and so long story short I now have a lemon and more Oreos than I know what to do with

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: tonight he brought me 2 lemons and a bag of cough drops. i’m running out of room in my fruit drawer in the fridge because i have so many damn lemons.

[rollinthunderr-deactivated20220]

LIFE IS GIVING U LEMONS, MAKE SO LEMONADE !!!!!

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

okay but it wasn’t life it was a guy named howard

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Update: tonight there were 3 lemons

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Update: 4 lemons

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

Another update: I have 10 lemons and a date for Friday night

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boy carved pumpkins to ask me to be his lemon girl so lemon boy is now lemon boyfriend

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend are very happy 

[misscokebottleglasses-deactivat]

update: lemon boyfriend and lemon girlfriend took a trip to the mountains this summer and decided that once they’ve graduated & are successfully pretending to be grown ups they will become lemon husband and lemon wife 

[aggressive-pepsi]

This is a wholesome post

[indiedrone]

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

same

[paroxetini]

Jesus

[ahs-delrey]

I bet those two are couple now..

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

I’m gay

[indiedrone]

me too

[kateordie]

This is such a great story

[princessfancybitch]

what she says: I'm fine

what she means: What the fuck kind of custody arrangement does The Parent Trap family have? Whose idea was it to take one kid each and never speak to each other again? Never even tell the daughter they're raising that they're a twin? Nobody hates their ex-spouse that much, and if you do you definitely don't want that person raising one of your kids. Why are the extended family and friends going along with this? Were they sworn to secrecy? Why? How did they choose who would take which twin? Did they both just have a clear favorite? How do you not eat yourself alive with guilt over a decision like that? Why did they make it in the first place? Did a judge make the decision? Who the fuck was THAT guy? Either the family in The Parent Trap have some incredibly dark secrets that weren't explored in the movies (original or remake) or they're the worst "good" parents in fictional family history.

[emmy4keri]

I don’t think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas.

[iraffiruse]

[adulthoodisokay]

[amtrax]

I gotta know what this vine was originally gonna be about.

[did-you-know]

When two teenagers at a San Francisco art museum decided to put a pair of glasses on the floor as a prank, visitors thought it was a piece of modern art, admired it, pondered its meaning, and took pictures. Source

[areyoudonebro]

Why this baby look like Ted cruz

[rembelll]

The zodiac killer is reborn

[86timewarp]

The Zodiac Wars

[imminent-death-syndrome-deactiv]

[did-you-know]

Mary Krupa is a squirrel whisperer. She discovered her ability to make friends with the campus squirrels  while attending Penn State University. After realizing they were friendly enough to let her pet them, she started making them tiny hats and posting their pictures on Facebook. Source Source 2

[memewhore]

[cyberho]