The Droids Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

Something witty or something about me

[anthony-kate]

Also... lol @ TK being once again hurt and on the edge of dying. Absolutely groundbreaking plot. Never before seen. Ever.

[persephinae]

This is so fuckin funny

Happy New Year

[insufferable-yapper]

I genuinely don't know how to respond to this

[brightlotusmoon]

The very large grin that just spread across my face kind of scared me. I adore people learning background things about culturally iconic multigeneration franchises like Star Wars.

Especially because I'd in fact forgotten jazz is jizz.

[naamahdarling]

This was the wrong day to actually keep scrolling.

[kyraneko]

Star Wars: A New Hope came out in 1997, along with its much-less-consumed novelization in which they adjusted the terminology, as they do, from "jazz" to "jizz." You know, to make it more spacey, like calling the guns "blasters" and the elevators "turbolifts." The Expanded Universe books continued to use this, but, again, as these were nowhere near as widely-read as the movies were watched, it became one of those obscure facts known only to nerds.

The use of the word "jizz" as a synonym for semen showed up much later, and gained cultural traction in a way the in-universe knowledge of Star Wars music styles did not, thus leaving us with the horrible knowledge that the catchy music they played in the Mos Eisley Cantina is, functionally, named "semen."

[babyanimalgifs]

In case you weren’t aware, sting rays are basically puppies.

[torikaze]

oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them

[shoren18]

[ambergreyowl]

reading about a character who is way too similar to you and having an outside perspective on the situation:

[lilyemrys]

“no i will not elaborate” is such a fun line, but unfortunately i have adhd and am incapable of shutting up. yes i will elaborate

[lectorel]

Yes, I will elaborate and that is a threat.

[writingfeedsthedarkestones]

I will elaborate but it won't make anything clearer

[the-orangeauthor]

Yes I will elaborate but I'll forget my original point after 30 seconds

[cinematicnomad]

★ EDDIE DIAZ APPRECIATION WEEK 2021 ↳ day 7 || (free day) eddie’s best hair styles

[evilvarric666-archive]

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

[hawkaye]

[hawkaye]

Hailee Steinfeld as Kate Bishop - Ep. 01 “Never Meet Your Heroes”

[dailybuddie]

Buck & Eddie 9-1-1 FOX 5.08

[earthdad]

someone: what do you want to be for Halloween?

me: loved and appreciated

[toastbutteregg]

I thought I’m the only one who does this

[aerytones]

girls be like *he is my comfort character* and whamm! it's the most emotionally traumatized fictional man you've ever seen!

[lardypoison-deactivated20150405]

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

[evavalor]

underrated trope: “i’ve lost my memory and idk who you are but i just have this feeling that i’m supposed to trust you”

[meg-moira]

This - but the feeling is absolutely, completely, 100% wrong.

Person 1: “I don’t know what it is about you…I just know that I can trust you.”

Person 2, their actual, literal worst enemy: “Excuse me, what?”

Cue enemies to friends to lovers speedrun.

[mochegato]

Person A: I feel like you're important to me... oh! That must mean I trust you

Person B: ... no, no that doesn... Do I look like someone you should trust?

Person A (no hesitation): yes

Person B (tearing up): ok

[fanfiction-artist-prototype]

This but its past friend to enemies due to a betrayal so person B gets to relive their friendship with A without A knowing they sold them out, whilst also drowning in guilt.

Person A: I get the feeling I could trust you with anything.

Person B, on the verge of tears: Yep

[libraryfag]

2020 was supposed to be more like rwrb than illuminae but here we are

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