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son that’s it you’re grounded. i found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. i didn’t raise you to be such a nerd

talkwise

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead

auckie

biganimetiddiesbitch

ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop

weavemama

she should have been rewarded.

nah---nigga-deactivated20180917

Y'all got sources?

weavemama

yeah so more information about this woman who leaked important information pertaining russia’s involvement in the election:

Her name is “Reality Leigh Winner” and she was a NSA Contractor. She passed a top secret NSA document to a news source (an article from The Intercept) that contains information about a Russian cyber-attack with one voting machine DAYS before the 2016 presidential election. This is considered the most detailed piece of proof regarding Russia’s interference with the elections to date.

Here’s how the NSA document described how the Russians did the hacking:

“As described by the classified NSA report, the Russian plan was simple: pose as an e-voting vendor and trick local government employees into opening Microsoft Word documents invisibly tainted with potent malware that could give hackers full control over the infected computers.

But in order to dupe the local officials, the hackers needed access to an election software vendor’s internal systems to put together a convincing disguise. So on August 24, 2016, the Russian hackers sent spoofed emails purporting to be from Google to employees of an unnamed U.S. election software company, according to the NSA report. Although the document does not directly identify the company in question, it contains references to a product made by VR Systems, a Florida-based vendor of electronic voting services and equipment whose products are used in eight states.

The spear-phishing email contained a link directing the employees to a malicious, faux-Google website that would request their login credentials and then hand them over to the hackers. The NSA identified seven “potential victims” at the company. While malicious emails targeting three of the potential victims were rejected by an email server, at least one of the employee accounts was likely compromised, the agency concluded. The NSA notes in its report that it is “unknown whether the aforementioned spear-phishing deployment successfully compromised all the intended victims, and what potential data from the victim could have been exfiltrated.”

memor-somnis-deactivated2022031

So instead of having Trump and his entire party removed, they gon throw home girl in jail and try to act like none of this happened.

simonalkenmayer

Her name, Reality Winner, is ironic in this context.

cabbagefuneral-deactivated20160

thebootydiaries

Person: what’s wrong?

Me: nothing…

Me internally: why did that man honk at me in the intersection between 52nd St and 3rd Ave on January 4th 2015

pervocracy

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times! I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

sunmied

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

teathattast

everythingfox

😂

bluejayrambles

Cat: *pulls handle to turn tap on* Tap: *turns on* Cat:

catchymemes

Matthew Lillard himself joined in on the meme

kazemari

god has entered the chat

kazemari

thecryptkeeper

my organs after eating like shit all day

soup-erb

captain-raptor

a brotip for people with abusive/controlling/overbearing parents:

if you accidentally send them a sensitive text you meant to send to a close friend (i.e. something about your sexuality or bashing your family’s religion), immediately follow it up with some bullshit like “that’s word for word what brandon sent me, i’m gonna report him but still what a creep right?” and then “oops! sorry mom, meant to send this to my coworker/classmate. dealing with a weirdo at work/school right now lol.” then contact said coworker/classmate to make sure they’re in on the bullshit

if your parents are REALLY bad you should be used to covering your ass enough to take it from there. stay safe guys