Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I'm not mad. It's just my face.

[archatlas]

Lunar eclipse: ‘Blood moon’ dazzles skywatchers around the world

Friday’s total lunar eclipse is the longest of the 21st century.

[ruinedchildhood]

[lesbigender-deactivated20210201]

The reason they killed Loki in the first ten minutes is because Loki absolutely would not have hesitated to kill Vision, or steal the time stone.

[see-arcane]

Avengers: Someone’s killed Dr. Strange and Vision!

Loki, admiring his new necklace and glowing yellow paperweight: Tragic

[lesbigender-deactivated20210201]

Wanda: if we destroyed the mind stone it would kill Vision D:

Loki, already stabbing him: oh no

[see-arcane]

Thor: Hey, didn’t Midgard have a wizard around here earlier? Loki, you remember the wizard, right?

Loki, currently garroting Dr. Strange with the time stone: I don’t recall

[rebelmeg]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[ruinedchildhood]

Source

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[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[90skid-com]

Source

[verycherrypeel]

[broketimetraveller]

PUT👏THE👏MARSHMALLOWS👏BACK👏IN👏OREO👏OS

[blackgirlsvevo]

pixar really had to hardcore yank tony’s ‘i smoke a line of cocaine behind the school dumpster during second period’ character design to replace it with a facetuned love interest from a disney channel original movie . u already kno some pixar director mustve went back to the source material and noticed tony’s busted ass face and they had to scrap that shit immediately . he was literally too ugly to allow even a trace of his original face associate w/ the masterpiece they were abt to be making . rebooted his whole ass face then gave him his dark turtleneck and called it a day smh . mess

[blackgirlsvevo]

i’m screaming at the people reblogging this and saying that new tony is generic and old tony had some “character” like why do you people think that a man being ugly means he has personality . tony circa 2004 looks like he’d piss in the bushes outside your mom’s house and new tony looks like he’d wait 57 minutes for his food at a restaurant and still be nice to the waiter because they’re “just doing their best”. accept that pixar pulled the gag of the century and gave us the tony we deserve

[blackgirlsvevo]

pixar, completely remodeling tony’s clapped face: fuck a bitch named consistent character design and maintenance of the integrity of the original work. new tony is going to look like he would pay $60 for a gram of weed whether you losers like it or NOT

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

old tony stans lil pump 

[mepphy-land]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

[peopleareaproblem]

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

[colourofoctober]

What on earth makes some people think saying “well, just remember lots of people have it worse than you” is a comforting thing to say?

[j-l-kepler]

“it could be worse” could be a lot better, whats your point helen

[meme-theft]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The upward nod is to acknowledge people you know personally, and the downward nod is to acknowledge strangers.

[vampiricshadow]

THE PUPPY FELL ASLEEP 😭

[neontalk]

[teraboolove]

This was exactly what I expected and more

[pettycentral]

[johnemulaney]

[throwbackblr]

If Mister Rogers don’t trust you…

[hannahhillam]

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

[coffeeandstring]

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

[fatsexybitch]

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

[hollowedskin]

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

[everydayconman]

[shotfromguns]

some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.

[throwbackblr]

I want to ask you a question straight out, flat out, and I want you to give me an honest answer. Dumb & Dumber (1994)