The Life and Times of a Bored Millenial

Kaitlyn, 30, Asexual Lesbian, Forensics grad. I reblog random stuff. Any terfs or aphobes will be blocked

[jvhdb]

"im going to see lilo and stitch tomorrow at the cinema so i can see how bad it is and laugh at it"

YOU ARE STILL GIVING THEM MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jvhdb]

if disney makes $20mil from a movie release, they dont say "oh but we need to deduct about $2mill from ticket sales because those were just hatewatchers. they were just people watching it ironically as a joke. so technically we only made $18mil." they say "awesome, we made $20mil"

this goes for anything you spend money on. the studio that made that shitty gollum game didnt strike your $60 from their records because you only played as a joke to see how bad it is. you still gave them $60 for a game you didnt even enjoy and didnt think was worth $60. You Gave Them Sixty Dollars.

[dogposts]

the way this shiba puppy yawns (please unmute)

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'Biden proposed a Supreme Court reform to constitutionally limit presidential immunity and introduce 18-year terms for the judges.' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

This will probably not pass because of the Republican majority in the House but it shows what the Democrat's view is on this much criticized decision of the Supreme Court and their lifelong terms.

[suiheisen]

my favourite olympics subplot is this norwegian swimmer’s public love affair with chocolate muffins and his increasingly manic tiktoks about them... romance of the summer

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

MCU Doctor Doom casting…

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[nerdygaymormon]

[khaleesi]

The creator of these images is Matt Bernstein, one of my favorite educators online -- he makes incredibly clear, forceful collections of information like this one. He's queer, has fantastic nails, and has done a lot of education recently from his perspective as a Jewish person on why supporting Palestine is so important. Here's a link to this post, which he created for World AIDS Day on 12/1/23.

[nessa007]

[pharahsgf]

regarding the genocide song contest:

various past eurovision contestants are campaigning for the removal of israel and some national finalists are now choosing to boycott. olly alexander, who will rep the uk, condemned the palestinian genocide and was subsequently attacked by israeli media (in a blatant rule violation the ebu did nothing about)

slovenian broadcaster rtvslo is purportedly trying to negotiate the removal of israel

1000 artists from host country sweden are preparing to send an open letter to the ebu to ban israel; the swedish left wing has also called for israel to be removed immediately

iceland is officially threatening to boycott eurovision pending the removal of israel

word on the street is that if iceland does compete, it will send palestinian artist bashar murad who is openly anti-israel and has collabed with previous icelandic reps hatari, aka the guys who did this back in 2019

iceland is now leading in the odds whereas israel has been steadily dropping, suggesting that the bookies are aware israel is becoming increasingly unpopular

lastly, in a move so ridiculous i'm beginning to suspect eurovision is a figment of our collective imagination, israel is seemingly gearing up to enter eden golan, a moscow-based russian singer. while russia is still banned for terrorism.

if you're european: please contact your participating broadcaster and demand for the removal of israel, or try to contact your nation's selected artist to put pressure on the broadcaster. if you're swedish, please try contacting svt or authorities with security concerns regarding the inclusion of israel. if israel does enter eden golan, complain about her selection and ties to russia. and absolutely DO NOT vote on, watch or promote this show if israel does end up competing.

[bisexual-detectives]

Here is a document with contacts for all participating broadcasters, artists and sponsors, including a template email translated to 20+ languages

[kirain]

Thanks to Wyll, I now know that Gale canonically cooks dinner for the camp every night. Now all I can do is picture the poor man having a mental breakdown as he tries to work with whatever scraps I throw him.

[heyitscoffeetime]

Superman vs Goku: 20 pages of two grown men playing Tag. Eventually Batman and King Kai convince them to stop.

Superman vs Naruto: 30 pages of the deepest therapy you've ever read. Absolutely beautiful. Words cannot describe the healing.

Superman vs One-Punch Man: Just a bunch of 4-panel comics about the differences between Clark Kent's Midwestern and Saitama's Japanese hospitality. There is at least one section where both go into the same grocery store with the exact same grocery list, while the store is running low on stock.

[bubblesandpages]

Criminal, op turned off reblogs

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

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[jack-of-no-cows]

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[xirlos]

@pigeonsparty I’m not leaving that in the tags, how dare you make me cackle like that

[pigeonsparty]

Lol I’m glad you like it. My sister and I came up with it when we were kids and it’s been a brainworm ever since

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Ant heritage post,

[werewolfetone]

Shirt that says REJECTING ONE INCORRECTLY BLACK AND WHITE VIEW OF HISTORY FOR ANOTHER IS NOT PROGRESS

[werewolfetone]

[authorizedpope]

booty shorts that say THE PROBLEM IS YOUR WHOLE PARADIGM, NOT THE ANGLE FROM WHICH YOU VIEW IT

[shamebats]

The straw effigy that ppl were so eager to burn the government had to make it a crime and take increasingly strict surveillance measures to protect it being devoured by birds (nature's most lawless creatures) reads like something Hozier would write a song about

[fleuvien]

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