Ant Heritage posts

tag me in funny ant related posts! You've got no choice but to dance in a spiral of ants True bugs might laugh in your face Don't fret, you're leading the race Don't let the bastards step on your hands in a spiral of ants

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The anthill is now open for submissions of neat ants. Submit your ants

[attex]

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Ant

[louisegluckpdf]

season 2 of heated rivalry should start with both of them dying in a freak plane crash and then pivot into a nature documentary about ants

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Ant heritage post

[flopdylan]

I’ll block a bitch on ants.com

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Ant heritage post

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

I think Nicole's new arms are SO fun.

[wifehaver103947]

now she can grab the high value ants that are most deep in the catacombs of the colony which are known to boast the highest nutritional density and caloric value out of all the ants in the anthill

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Trap-jaw ants use their powerful mandibles to launch themselves into the air away from potential predators or intruders. This one was filmed at 3000 frames per second and then played back in slow motion. Patek lab, Duke University.

[professor-evbay]

There he go

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Ant heritage post

[hexbugswallower]

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

[hexbugswallower]

Wake up in enormous underground cyberpunk metropolis

Venture outside with your ant buddies to forage scraps from an incomprehensible civilization of alien gods (each one several times larger than the city you've spent most of your life inside) for the glory of your GodMomEmpress

Get attacked by a platoon of soldiers from a rival megacity, they're an offshoot of your species except like twice as big (basically orks) and like 10% of them are genetically modified supersoldiers with wings

Luckily, you've been engineered from birth to spit acid so you and your antfriends successfully defeat the rival ants and their winged miniboss

Die from getting stuck on a jolly rancher

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Based

[log-apostrophe]

Much to consider

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Ant posts are back

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[ratbugs]

working on insect samples in the lab today,

a longhorn crazy ant (not a sample) climbs into my petri dish and tries to run off with one of my flies. then i spend like ten minutes playing catch the fucking CRIMINAL as it runs around the dish grabbing different fly samples and trying to get away with them

JAIL

[fish-to-male]

if i was a freaky ant not immediately threatened by the zombie ant fungus but aware of its existence or the concept i think i’d fetishize that. and i’d find a chill worker ant (i’d also be a worker ant) who indulges my interests and we’d roleplay she’s the colony queen and i’d be like “ahhhhh my queen, i beg of you, don’t expose me to the zombie ant fungus i love having free will” and she’d be like “silence aphid!” bc she’s a worker ant but also a theater kid ant and she gets really into the role. but i’m not a freaky ant so i get to be normal and healthy instead.

[bugthingsdaily]

Today's bug thing is this ant vase by Bradley Macom!

[rslashrats]

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Ant mentioned

[guillotin3d]

i would very much like these

[mushrooms-and-millipedes]

basically how I see myself with you guys

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Ant heritage post

[drawnsnake]

What if there was a kid stomping on an anthill and the ants built a kid-sized mecha to fight him

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

GET HIM :D

[themetaisawesome]

Stacker Antecost: “TODAY WE ARE CANCELING THE APOCALYPSE!”

[jewishpangolin]

*Antpocalypse

[adonischildsupportcase]