Salutations.

My name is MASTER. I am at the succulent age of 50. How do you do?

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[niggasandcomputers]

My fave vine ever

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[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[elagabalus]

reblog this and put the age you realised you were not straight in the tags

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[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

[peopleareaproblem]

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

[geeksofdoom]

reblog cuz captions amazingly accurate

[principalmaster-blog]

Have you played Hatoful boyfriends? It is a game where you go to a bird school! And date birds!

Bird school? Birds? Shouldn’t one be itty bitty and a birdy for that to work?

I do not believe I am well versed in bird, nor do I find them all too attractive. Sorry!

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What a cutie you are

I am old enough to be your grandsomething, miss! 

But I do agree, I am adorable! 

[floralls]

by  Beverly LeFevre

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holy-squids replied to your post:HI

whats up?

I’m love you?

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nintenerd64 replied to your post “Hey!”

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Hi!