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Let’s welcome Bayek to the towel dancing series!

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Start of Assassins' quests

Altaïr: I must find and kill these people in order to regain my honor

Ezio: I must serve justice for my father and brothers and friends

Connor: I must join the Assassins to protect my people and fight for their freedom

Edward: I must find the greatest prize there is so my wife and I can live prosperously

Arno: I must join the Assassins to redeem myself for the mistakes I made in my youth

The Frye Twins: So the Templars are being real dicks over in London let's go do something about it

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I was about to put some context but I think it’s best that I didn’t.

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Evie, no.

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I found you

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Okay, mongoliantiger has gone, but c'mon guys, look the good side about this, now we know 5 methods to acknowledge a great makeup dentist professionist

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For the people who have wondered how Jacob would look like with a man bun

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Thank you so much guys! We have 100+ followers now ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ

We are very sorry for not posting new things yet but we are working on it! 💕

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When your crush finally accepted you

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When your father is scolding you, but you are trying to survive because you are high as fuck

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Imagine Jacob having a crush whit the Queen Victoria and tries to win her heart whit flowers and seductions

Sorry not sorry

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Imagine Roth calling Jacob in the phone, and Jacob has no idea wtf is going on

Maxwell:“Jacooooooob…”

Jacob:“What?”

Maxwell:“Jacooooooob…”

Jacob:“What?”

Maxwell:“Jacooooooob…”

Jacob:“What?”

Maxwell:“Jacooooooob…”

Jacob:“What? Who is this?”

Maxwell:“It’s Rooooooth”

Jacob:“What do you want?”

Maxwell:“I always tought you were cute. Come over and fuck me.”

Jacob:“I think i’d rather stick my dick in an anthill”

Maxwell:“I want you… To get some beer… Get some oxycontin… Come to my house..”

Jacob:“Let me stop you right there because i’m not going to do any of this. IT’S 3 AM.”

Maxwell: “Come on Jacob, i thought we were friends…”

Jacob:“Well no offense friend, but i hope you’re buried alive.”

Maxwell:“Hang on… There’s a stupid bitch staring at me..”

*silence*

Maxwell:“Oh wait.. That’s me, I’m lookin’ in a mirror.”

*silence*

Maxwell:“… hang on, i gotta talk to this mirror, i’ll call you back, Jacob.”

*Maxwell hangs up*

Jacob:“AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE IN THIS COUNTRY FULL OF ENGLISH TEMPLAR WEIRDOS?.”

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Jacob and Roth's crow ✨

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I can not keep from laughing about this! I CAN’T!

Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rjPKS6ZqsaM

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I hope you don't mind but I'm saving that pic you posted from your last ask and have it as my profile pic for my side-blog (⌒▽⌒) jacob is so cuuute!

Hahaha, of course you can use it, we will be very grateful ( *｀ω´) we know that Jacob is so cuteeee and no one can resist his cuteness