Hey, you! Wanna be my friend?

Oh! Hello, I didn't see you there, I'm Lexi. I'm just a person with a blog, but I'd like to know you.

[mac-the-knife]

you ever have a piece of bread that’s so good you understand the plot of les miserables?

[thesweetpianowritingdownmylife]

opposite energy from tasting turkish delights for the first time and wondering wtf was edmund on

[thoughtsandsquats-deactivated20]

[northernselkie]

YES

[swaff-original-deactivated20161]

“*eats the thing and gets sick* not eating that again”

“*eats the thing and does not get sick or revolted by the taste/texture* im gonna eat that thing forever”

…I truly am following in my ancient ancestors’ footsteps.

[usamyzonians]

Krog invent “diet.” Eat thing.  If thing bad, you die.  Is not perfect system.

[swaff-original-deactivated20161]

Hurk think it bad have word “die” in the name.

[warriortomaiden]

KROG NOT ASK YOU, HURK!

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[valtsv]

exile as a concept is so funny. it's like "we don't care what you do after you leave just as long as you get the fuck out and we never have to see you ever again"

[valtsv]

bad vibes banished

[valtsv]

by order of his majesty the king:

𝕭𝖊𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖊, 𝕿𝖍𝖔𝖙

[narutwitter]

[marvelsmostwanted]

[weenie-kun]

[parkchanwoohoo]

The last panel contains more emotion than anything you could find in a museum

[readableporn]

I reblog this Everytime I see it because it just fills me with so many emotions

[blacktwitterfunny]

[ohcoolaslug]

Colonizers were uncivilized. The very act of colonization is uncivilized

[dreamyblackchild]

White people think they invented everything. 

[leonardcohenofficial]

being autistic really is feeling too old and too childish at the same time; we love neurodivergent experience of temporality

[wilwheaton]

[mrs-faggot]

Ooooo that is some burning hot tea right there

[flo-writing]

it's dumb that stress makes your hair fall out slowly. you should reach a certain level of stress and it should all fall off at once in a heap

[flo-writing]

waiter: enjoy your meal!

me: you too *becomes instantly bald*

[moami]

as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…

[toomanyraccoons]

That song came out like a month ago, how old are you

[imsobadatnicknames]

How are you posting from 1971?

[jakemorph]

homie thought lil nas did country roads

[curlsandstems]

Have you ever seen a violinist going APESHIT?!

Be sure to check out IAmDSharp!

[thegreynightsky]

GO OFFF

[babydollbucky]

Ok so I’ve been playing for 18 years and i’m a string teacher. Can i just say how IMPORTANT it is for young kids to see a BLACK, MALE-PRESENTING PERSON playing, nae, SHREDDING on a violin? I’ve know maybe 5 black people who played stringed instruments throughout my schooling and teaching (predumably because i’m an upper middle class white woman). In districts where the population is predominantly black, funding is always low, so the instruments are crappy. Kids quit, or the program is dismantled. I’ve seen very few professional string players who are black.

Obviously there are black string players. We just don’t see them because they “don’t look like” string players.

This person is the real deal. They were clearly trained, and seems to have some fiddle training as well. How cool is that?

[rettaroo]

Bard ready to slay!

[huffylemon]

[marvelsmostwanted]

So if you were wondering how the debate went, Elizabeth Warren murdered Mike Bloomberg, Amy Klobuchar attempted to take Mayor Pete’s life, and that’s all you really need to know

[lakevida]

gonna go stand in a creek do you guys need anything

[gay-mormon-wizard]

[lakevida]

god finally a reasonable request

[petitesaretes]

I made a comic about every comment thread under any content involving a fat person existing. Ever. This counts as my inktober #1 because I spent way more time on it than I should have.

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Never not reblog