Boi

[shes-a-virgo]

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

this could be us but u scared

[shock]

why does tumblr keep trying to convince me that ellen degeneres is dead

[4444555666777888999]

[speedlimit15]

[albertnatural]

Me after I visit the worlds biggest pistachio and it goes missing

[nextvisibledelicious]

[b1rdonawire]

you’re laughing. i said this is the official charity event of ray-ban sunglasses, all styles of glasses are only $24.99, and you’re laughing.

[cdi-screens]

Hotel Mario

[wayneradiotv]

mario holds this pose for like 5 seconds. this is all we’re gonna be seeing from cdi-screens for a week

[unicarcass-archive]

[megacycles-blog-blog]

[forgamers]

[swingsetindecember]

peter parker will never escape nyc transit 

[ratfuck]

hey that place was in Madagascar

[dinuguan]

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[evilvillain123456789]

this Costco is about to learn what a lifetime of Lyme Disease does to a man

[birchdoors]

no one:

the baby zombie outside my base:

[memewhore]

[poopemoji]

im dizzy from laughing at this image

[sliversoakley-deactivated202008]