KNEEL BEFORE ME AND SNIVEL

I am PROBABILITOR PYTHAGORUS DECIMALDORE THE 3.1415th, the GREATEST WIZARD in ALL MATHOLOGY, and I've just broken through to this PATHETIC WEB ZONE! I was attracted here by all the ones and zeroes. Anyway, ask me anything... IF YOU DARE!

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Is negative 13 as unlucky as 13?

ᗯEᒪᒪ, ᗰᗩTᕼEᗰᗩTIᑕᗩᒪᒪY ᔕᑭEᗩKIᑎG, TᕼEᖇE Iᔕ ᑎO ᑎᑌᗰᗷEᖇ TᕼᗩT Iᔕ IᑎᕼEᖇEᑎTᒪY ᒪEᔕᔕ “ᒪᑌᑕKY” Tᕼᗩᑎ OTᕼEᖇ ᑎᑌᗰᗷEᖇᔕ. 

E᙭ᑕEᑭT ᖴOᖇ 196.264. TᕼᗩT ᑎᑌᗰᗷEᖇ'ᔕ ᗩᗯᖴᑌᒪ.

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Why should I,a smart person, give you my brain? I need it to function in everyday society. Oh. Yeah. I keep forgetting, but what language do you speak?

TO ᗩᑎᔕᗯEᖇ YOᑌᖇ ᖴIᖇᔕT ᑫᑌEᔕTIOᑎ, GIᐯIᑎG ᗰE YOᑌᖇ ᗷᖇᗩIᑎ ᗯOᑌᒪᗪ IᑎᑕᖇEᗩᔕE ᗰY EᑎᑕᕼᗩᑎTEᒪᒪIGEᑎᑕE, ᗯᕼIᑕᕼ, ᗩᔕ ᗯE ᗩᒪᒪ KᑎOᗯ, ᗷEᑎEᖴITᔕ TᕼE ᗯᕼOᒪE ᗯOᖇᒪᗪ. ᗰᗩIᑎᒪY ᗰE. 

ᗩᔕ ᖴOᖇ YOᑌᖇ ᔕEᑕOᑎᗪ ᑫᑌEᔕTIOᑎ, I'ᗰ ᔕᑭEᗩKIᑎG ᗩᑎ ᗩᑎᑕIEᑎT ᗪIᗩᒪEᑕT KᑎOᗯᑎ ᗩᔕ TᖇIGOᑎOᗰOᗩᒪGEᗷᖇᗩᒪᑕᑌᒪᑌᔕ. ᗷY ᗩᔕTOᑌᑎᗪIᑎG ᑕOIᑎᑕIᗪEᑎᑕE, IT Iᔕ E᙭ᗩᑕTᒪY ᒪIKE YOᑌᖇ ᒪᗩᑎGᑌᗩGE ᑕᗩᒪᒪEᗪ "EᑎGᒪIᔕᕼ."

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What's 1000x67890?

67890000, OᗷᐯIOᑌᔕᒪY.

ᑕOIᑎᑕIᗪEᑎTᗩᒪᒪY, TᕼᗩT'ᔕ ᗰY ᔕOᑕIᗩᒪ ᔕEᑕᑌᖇITY ᑎᑌᗰ-- ᕼEY, ᗯᗩIT ᗩ ᗰIᑎᑌTE!

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infinitely divide two by two

ᑭᔕᔕᕼ, I ᔕᑭEᑎT ᗰY ᑕOᒪᒪEGE YEᗩᖇᔕ ᗪOIᑎG TᕼᗩT. IT ᗯᗩᔕ ᖴᑌᑎ!

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What if there were two of you? Oh- do you want me to speak math? If I took you and multiplied by two, would that be messed up or what?

ᗯEᒪᒪ, I ᔕᑌᑭᑭOᔕE TᕼᗩT'ᗪ ᗷE ᔕTᖇᗩᑎGE ᗩT ᖴᖇᔕT, ᗷᑌT ᗯITᕼ ᗰY ᗪOᑌᗷᒪE'ᔕ EᖴᖴOᖇTᔕ ᑕOᗰᗷIᑎEᗪ ᗯITᕼ ᗰIᑎE, ᗯE ᑕOᑌᒪᗪ ᗪO TᗯIᑕE ᗩᔕ ᗰᗩᑎY ᗰᗩTᕼ ᑭᖇOᗷᒪEᗰᔕ Tᕼᗩᑎ ᑌᔕᑌᗩᒪ!

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What is the meaning of life?

42.

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Is negative 13 as unlucky as 13?

ᗯEᒪᒪ, ᗰᗩTᕼEᗰᗩTIᑕᗩᒪᒪY ᔕᑭEᗩKIᑎG, TᕼEᖇE Iᔕ ᑎO ᑎᑌᗰᗷEᖇ TᕼᗩT Iᔕ IᑎᕼEᖇEᑎTᒪY ᒪEᔕᔕ "ᒪᑌᑕKY" Tᕼᗩᑎ OTᕼEᖇ ᑎᑌᗰᗷEᖇᔕ. 

E᙭ᑕEᑭT ᖴOᖇ 196.264. TᕼᗩT ᑎᑌᗰᗷEᖇ'ᔕ ᗩᗯᖴᑌᒪ.

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Have you done the math to prove that Bill is an equilateral triangle? You can't make that kind of claim without the math.

ᐯEᖇY TᖇᑌE! 

ᗩᔕ YOᑌ ᑕᗩᑎ ᔕEE ᗷY TᕼIᔕ ᑭᕼOTO Oᖴ ᗷIᒪᒪ, OᑎE Oᖴ ᕼIᔕ ᔕIᗪEᔕ ᕼᗩᔕ ᗩ ᗰEᗩᔕᑌᖇE Oᖴ OᑎE ᖴᒪE᙭ᑎᗩᖇᗪ:

ᗩᑎᗪ ᗩᔕ ᗯE ᗩᒪᒪ KᑎOᗯ, ᗩᑎY GIᐯEᑎ TᖇIᗩᑎGᒪE TᕼᗩT ᕼᗩᔕ ᗩ ᔕIᗪE ᗰEᗩᔕᑌᖇE Oᖴ OᑎE ᖴᒪE᙭ᑎᗩᖇᗪ ᗰᑌᔕT ᕼᗩᐯE ᗰEᗩᔕᑌᖇEᔕ Oᖴ OᑎE ᖴᒪE᙭ᑎᗩᖇᗪ Oᑎ TᕼE OTᕼEᖇ TᗯO ᔕIᗪEᔕ. TᕼEᖇEᖴOᖇE, ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑕIᑭᕼEᖇ Iᔕ ᗩᑎ EᑫᑌIᒪᗩTEᖇᗩᒪ TᖇIᗩᑎGᒪE.

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But Mr. Probabilitor, I thought Bill Cipher was an isosceles monster?

ᗯEᒪᒪ, ᑕᑌTE ᗩᔕ TᕼᗩT GIᖇᒪ Iᔕ, ᔕᕼE ᗪOEᔕᑎ'T KᑎOᗯ ᕼEᖇ ᔕᑕᗩᒪEᑎE ᖴᖇOᗰ ᕼEᖇ ᔕᑕᗩᑭᑌᒪᗩ!

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Do you ever eat someone's brain and absorb their knowledge, only to realize they were messed up and you were better off not knowing the things they did?

YEᔕ, TᕼIᔕ Iᔕ ᔕᗩᗪᒪY TᖇᑌE.

ᒪᑌᑕKIᒪY, I ᕼᗩᐯE ᗩᑎ EᗩᔕIᒪY ᔕTIᗰᑌᑎᒪᗩTEᗪ GᗩG ᖇEᖴᒪE᙭. YOᑌ ᑕᗩᑎ GᑌEᔕᔕ ᗯᕼEᖇE IT GOEᔕ ᖴᖇOᗰ TᕼEᖇE.

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When the schoolyard bully tries to pick on you but you’ve come prepared

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What's the hypotenuse of Bill Cipher?

ᖴOOᒪIᔕᕼ ᔕᕼᗩᗪEᗪ GᖇᗩY ᔕᑭᕼEᖇE Oᖴ ᗩᑎOᑎYᗰITY!

ᗩ ᕼYᑭOTEᑎᑌᔕE Iᔕ TᕼE ᒪOᑎGEᔕT ᔕIᗪE Oᖴ ᗩ TᖇIᗩᑎGᒪE, ᗩᑎᗪ ᗷIᒪᒪ ᑌᔕᑌᗩᒪᒪY TᗩKEᔕ TᕼE ᖴOᖇᗰ Oᖴ ᗩᑎ EᑫᑌIᒪᗩTEᖇᗩᒪ TᖇIᗩᑎGᒪE, ᔕO ᕼE ᗪOEᔕᑎ'T ᕼᗩᐯE ᗩ ᒪOᑎGEᔕT ᔕIᗪE!

ᖴEᗩᖇ ᑎOT, TᕼOᑌGᕼ. IT Iᔕ ᗩ ᑕOᗰᗰOᑎ ᗰIᔕTᗩKE ᗩᗰOᑎG TᕼE GᖇᗩY ᔕᑭᕼEᖇE ᗷEIᑎGᔕ Oᖴ TᕼE ᑭᒪᗩᑎET ᗩᑎOᑎYᗰOᑌᔕ Iᐯ.

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What happens if you eat your own brain?

IT'ᗪ ᗷE ᑭᖇETTY ᖇEᗪᑌᑎᗪᗩᑎT. I'ᗪ ᒍᑌᔕT ᖇE-ᗩᗷᔕOᖇᗷ ᗩᒪᒪ TᕼE KᑎOᗯᒪEᗪGE I ᗩᒪᖇEᗩᗪY ᕼᗩᗪ.

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So, knowing that you're, in reality, just a board game, do you ever just stand in front of a mirror and try to process your meaningless existence?

OᑕᑕᗩᔕIOᑎᗩᒪᒪY, YEᔕ, ᗷᑌT TᕼEᑎ I ᔕTᗩᖇT TᕼIᑎKIᑎG ᗩᗷOᑌT ᖴᖇᗩᑕTᗩᒪᔕ. ᗰᗰᗰᗰ, ᖴᖇᗩᑕTᗩᒪᔕ…

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math sucks

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Do you wanna fight, nerd?

I ᗩᔕᔕᑌᗰE YOᑌ ᗰEᗩᑎ ᖴIGᕼT Iᑎ ᗩ ᗪᑌᑎGEOᑎᔕ, ᗪᑌᑎGEOᑎᔕ, ᗩᑎᗪ ᗰOᖇE ᗪᑌᑎGEOᑎᔕ ᗷOᗩᖇᗪ GᗩᗰE.

I'ᗰ ᑎOT ᗰᑌᑕᕼ Oᖴ ᗩᑎ ᖴ-ᑕᒪOᖇᑭEᖇ.

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So you want brains to eat? Have you ever considered joining the Zombies?

Eᕼ, ᘔOᗰᗷIEᔕ ᗩᖇE ᗷEᒪOᗯ ᗰE Iᑎ TEᖇᗰᔕ Oᖴ IᑎTEᒪᒪIGEᑎᑕE.

TᕼEY ᑕᗩᑎ'T EᐯEᑎ ᖴᗩᑕTOᖇ TᖇIᑎOᗰIᗩᒪᔕ!