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Adolin: Me, after 17 bottles of NyQuil I start seeing the Hat Man.
Kaladin: THE WHO
Adolin: Oh so suddenly this isn’t a safe space anymore.
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Kaladin: You ever get so tired you start seeing cremlings?
Adolin: Me, after 17 bottles of NyQuil I start seeing the Hat Man.
Kaladin: THE WHO
Adolin: Oh so suddenly this isn’t a safe space anymore.
Adolin: Who the fuck-
Navani: LANGUAGE.
Adolin: WHOM the fuck-
Navani: No!
Kaladin, picking up the phone: Lift, I’m busy. This had better be important.
Lift: Do you think drinking 36 cans of red bull back to back would make my senses heightened or would I just die.
Kaladin:
Kaladin: I’m on my way.
Adolin: Oh look, we’re standing under mistletoe!
Kaladin, glancing up: That’s not mistletoe Adolin, that’s a leaf.
*Later*
Kaladin, sitting bolt upright at 4am: Oh my god! He was flirting with me!
The Pursuer: I’m going to destroy your happiness, whatever the cost!
Kaladin: My happiness?
Kaladin, to Syl: Am I happy?
A Masked One fused, disguised as Kaladin: *pointing to Kaladin* Kill him, HE’S the impostor.
Adolin, pointing Maya at the Fused: the REAL Kaladin would never pass up an opportunity to die.
Dalinar: Taravangian, are you… leading a cult?
Taravangian, hastily shoving the Diagram designs under his bed: Me? A cult? Whatever gave you that idea?
Kaladin: I want to show you one of Shallan’s sketches from last night that really upset me.
The Lopen: Alright, but in my defence, Syl bet me two diamond chips I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Kaladin: That’s not what I- You drank shampoo?
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Shallan: I mean, small creatures way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in
Jasnah: That's ridiculous! Give me one example
Renarin: Spiders
Navani: Wasps
Kaladin: Lift
Szeth: You want something to eat?
Nightblood: The souls of the malificent.
Lift: A bagel.
Nightblood: NO-
Lift: Two bagels.
Kaladin: Would you rather fight kindergarteners or-
Moash: I wanna fight kindergarteners.
Kaladin: See that’s not the whole-
Moash: Those kids are getting SLAPPED-
Jasnah: What’s the plan Stormblessed?
Kaladin: Usually I just scream at the sky until something goes my way.
Jasnah, entering Urithiru: What’s Hoid teaching you Shallan?
Shallan, scribbling on her sketch pad: Tax evasion!
Lift: Does anyone have any questions?
Wyndle: Is this legal?
Lift:
Lift: Does anyone have any relevant questions?
Evi: You don’t need alcohol to have fun!
The Blackthorn: You also don’t need a Rhysadium to get around places but it certainly helps.
Jasnah: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn’t do it.
Shallan: I know, that’s why I bottle up all my emotions, positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Jasnah:
Kaladin: I like her thinking.