Welcome To The Party @syrupkhanier - Tumblr Blog

Hi there.

I normally don’t try to spread posts aggressively, but we need to get the word around.

The climate crises is peaking. America and Canada aren’t doing anything.

We need a general strike.

And it can’t happen without you. Come October 15th, we need to stand together and show the one percent and Congress that we mean business.

If you can help in ANY way, be it reblogging, spreading this info to other sites, or participating come the fifteenth, please do.

We’re all in this together.

#climate politics #climate crisis #general strike #leftism #activism #climate activism #climate action #october 15 #worker’s rights #maternity leave #paternity leave #please spread this #urgent

margarethours

book 5 the worst and most awkward road trip ever when when when when

shiroxix

Hoid's Fucking Idiot Face That I Hate: An Essay by Me

In the banner for the Secret Books kickstarter by Dragonsteel Entertainment, Hoid has possibly the most punchable face I have ever seen. This bastard stands in an open, nondescript rocky field, a river behind him and a night sky that I would rather be looking at instead of this fucking Bastard Man. He’s dressed in what I can only describe as Cosmere Jesus Chic: a long white robe with very nice embroidered trim with long sleeves and a high collar, covered by a blue tunic and a pretentious black cape closed with a brooch that depicts the cosmere symbol with a blue gem at the center. Design is chillin’ on his shoulder. She’s cool. I’d rather be looking at her. There is some deranged instrument on his back that he probably knows how to play like a god. I want to smash it over his idiot face. He also has an idiot belt harness covered in the tools of his idiot trade, metals, bottles, chaos, god knows what–

As for his pose, again, I can only describe this man as a Jesus cosplayer. He looks like he’s trying to lead you off screen to some idiot camp fire where he’ll tell you a story about a dog that you will fundamentally misunderstand, leading to another 1200 pages worth of stunted character growth. His hands are delicate, which is excellent because it means he wont be good at punching me back when I deck this man so hard he flies through the cognative realm and comes out on the other side.

All of that is fine. It’s great, even. So many nice details. But this bastards *face* though? His fucking face? I am not kidding when I say he looks like the most punchable dillweed to ever walk the surface of too many planets he ever had the right to. First off, the bitch has a swept back undercut which is code for “I am an insufferable prick”. He has pale pink skin that makes him look like an infant and significantly bolsters my confidence that I could lay this man in the dirt with one punch. His brows are quirked in what I can only describe as the Dreamworks face, with one raised slightly above the other like “huu huu you want to know some secrets, I have some secrets” which just adds to the total and complete unlikability motif he has going on. His eyes are dark blue and smiling, surrounded by wrinkles at the inner corner of his eyes and beneath the bags under his eyes from all that lack of sleep he’s gotten knowing that at any moment I will rocket out of the sky and chop him and the smug look on his face in half. He has the most insufferable, knowing smile and I hate looking at it. His lips are thin and give him an expression that straight up makes him look like the Grinch. I hate him. The worst part is that his nose is perfect. It is hawkish and aquiline and everything that I like about a nose, which is a real shame because I’m about to fucking shatter it.

#kelsier ghostwrote this #cosmere #stormlight archive #cfsbf #mistborn #warbreaker #row spoilers

mandrathekandra

Everyone’s like “if I was on roshar I would be a Windrunner” “I would be an edgedancer”

Well I would die in the first highstorm while looking at a weird cremling. We are not the same

#i would be found the husk of a man trying to inhale every piece of history I can get my hands on

nelicadraws

I would kill someone for The Wanderer (MTG) in your style, if that's ok!!

No need to get in trouble buddy, I got you covered! *wink wink*

thyrell

THYRELL HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT TUMBLRCORE ON TIKTOK

fucking what

thyrell

i know its been years since the wars between hipster and fandom blogs but if these people try to come back we need to be ready we need to support our fandom brothers in arms because im pretty sure these people are going to try to sell us products

raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon

we must bring him back but as a weapon

midnight-sloth

froggiethelesbian

It’s time to bring them ALL back

r1ngp0pg1rl-deactivated20220313

ALL of them.

froggiethelesbian

mossadspydolphin

Fandom fans grab your whatevers

rodimuses

Where's a homestuck

#i’m having flashbacks

he is free

The shackles of god are off our boy

#f r o g #friend #frog #the boy

Fregory my beloved

The boy

#f r o g #friend #boy #baby boy

mephistopheles

i swear to god NOTHING makes me more pissed off then when everyone is like “oouheuehghoughough ough [thing] is so good it’s a classic you’ll love it” and they say it SO OFTEN that you resolve on principle to loathe [thing] with your entire being but when you actually get around to experiencing [thing] it literally IS That Good. physically trembling with rage at the fact that hamlet actually is one of the best plays ever written. DIE

#me with encanto #I’m sure it’s a good movie #but you people won’t shut the fuck up about it #so my brain goes contrarian and refuses to watch it

vixendoe-archive

put a 17 year old ‘adults dni’ person and an 18 year old ‘minors dni’ person in a locked room together i would love to see what happens

foxes-in-love

stardustravens

Okay but a Leras and Ati prequel:

Two people join a conspiracy to kill god and take his place. They gain infinite power and, ignoring the pact made by the group, determined to stay together and help each other control and make something of their opposing powers, decide to build a planet together. They create Scadrial and its inhabitants. There is Ruin and Preservation in everything. The Shards are balanced, Scadrial is in harmony, and Leras and Ati are together. Their plan is succeeding.

Then, over the centuries, they begin to lose themselves. Ati and Leras become Ruin and Preservation, two opposing forces destined for mutual destruction. Maybe Leras loses himself first, leaving Ati without a companion to hold back Ruin’s influence. Or maybe Leras remained, cursed to be preserved as he watches Ati crumble into Ruin. The powers begin to plot against each other, Ruin vs Preservation, with whatever is left of the Vessels horrified at what they have become. Leras finds himself imprisoning Ruin - and Ati - for milennia, planning to defeat him once and for all. Ati fights the force of Preservation, permanently breaking Leras down bit by bit as he does so.

Maybe, at the end, they begin to remember themselves again. Maybe Leras and Ati, in the moments before true death, finally realise what they have done to each other. Or maybe at that point they have been fighting for too long, and the Vessels are too weak, to remember what they meant to each other. Maybe Sazed, upon Ascending, finds an impression of the people who held the Shards before, and what they wanted to achieve. Harmony.