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I don’t know what you expect me to say to messages like this. These are just vegetables. These aren’t questions.

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Frogs and toads aren’t vegetables.

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I guess tomatoes aren’t either. 0 for 3 today.

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I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

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russian kinder surprise

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That looks like it’s made of coal.

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It tasted like coal

acoolguy

you ate a vase

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honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

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new sunchip

what flavor?

Yeah

last time i had sleep paralysis that kid Wen from lemonade mouth stood at the end of my bed and did the rap to Determinate for like 3 hours straight and i haven’t slept peacefully since

glowpatrol

I tried to warn y’all

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It wasn’t sleep paralysis he was actually there he actually broke into your house and intended to rob you but you woke up and he had to improvise

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This is me to my mom in 3am

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Toph’s delight during this scene is incredible

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“i’ve got a date with destiny and it ain’t gonna end with a kiss” is such a raw-ass quote i can’t believe it came from a phineas and ferb episode about hunting a giant metal whale with harpoons made of toilet plungers.