soup mayor, mayor of soup

Bella | She/they | Ratgod | ask me about my ocs! or my writings! | asks are absolutely welcome! talk to me! | Harry Potter enjoyers, not sorry but you’re getting blocked. On sight. Fuck JKR n those Eugenics Wizards. | bi | games enjoyer | no officer I am not made of 12,539 giant rats+1 weevil from the sewers of Boston what are you talking about | full of autism and yes i am a cunt | not a minor. youre not getting specifics though.

[legally-a-bastard]

if you’re going to come onto my blog and give me hate for what I say from now on y’all aren’t being allowed the option of anon 💚

you wanna spew shit. you say it with your whole heart instead of hiding.

[muttsandmustelidae]

“hey this dog looks to be struggling to perform very basic functions and that is very worrying” “well ACTUALLY if you STUDIED THE BREED STANDARD you’d see that this dog is actually the IDEAL ______” YEAH. THIS TOO IS THE PROBLEM. WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING.

[muttsandmustelidae]

“you can’t blame breeders for breeding to standard :/“ i actually find it very easy to blame them. they are the ones creating the dogs on purpose, you see

[teethwreath]

[prokopetz]

I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.

[confusedbyinterface]

“Memes have educational value” actually statistical error. Average meme teaches 0 facts. Spiders Georg is an outlier adn should not be counted

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

say something nice and scary to me

[goop3]

Your bones will be treasured after you're gone.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

DON'T U DARE FUCKING TOUCH THOSE I'M SAVING THEM

[kitschyfemme]

when they got "character who made an undeniably terrible decision but man i dont know what i would have done either" at the function

[razielim]

Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center. Company Reps Left, Feeling “Unsafe”.

Salem's city council voted unanimously to pursue a data center moratorium after residents - and a guillotine - pushed back on a $5.1 billion

Innovation happens every goddamn beautiful day in this country.

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[fthrrabies]

[dogpuppy]

[neververy4]

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

[fairycosmos]

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard and completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

[asneakyfox]

the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

[asneakyfox]

btw this is maybe the single most key distinguishing feature of the terfy strains of radical feminism, the seed all the rest of it springs out of: they have absolutely no faith in the ability of feminism to actually destroy patriarchy. they do not think feminism can truly build a better world. they cannot really even imagine that possibility. they think patriarchy is an inevitable natural consequence of unchangeable biological facts, and therefore the goal of feminism can only be to mitigate the worst effects of patriarchy, not to get rid of it.

they can imagine a society where women get some designated safe spaces without men around. they cannot imagine a society where the presence of men is not inherently a danger to women.

[salamispots]

wobbly cat wip; cat body is made from yarn I spun :'D

[dovand]

this is so cute!!! how did you make it? :0

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[kissingmyfloorboards]

"force masc came out of nowhere!" I see you didn't watch Mulan at a formative age

[moldspace]

hungry critters

[cottoncandylesbo]

urgent mutual aid request.

my job is still shafting me on hours and i have to get my meds and then make rent on top of that. i was able to make some money from work but i'm still dangerously short of what i need. please help me out. my savings are drained. i will gladly draw you something for any amount you can give. thank you so much

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[cottoncandylesbo]

fuck. okay debt bills just hit. i am in so much shit. please help me i only have a few days to figure this out. i can't sell plasma for the time being and am running out of things to sell. i am applying and interviewing frantically for jobs but am not having much luck. please help me.

$805/1300

[cottoncandylesbo]

$915/1300

i have five days to scrounge up this money. a buck, five, ten, anything helps tremendously.

[homunculus-argument]

scrape my shitty little body off the mattress with a spatula

[homunculus-argument]

I didn't notice I accidentally posted this instead of putting it in my drafts, and I already forgot what the fuck I was on about.

[anarchistmemedistro]

FMC Fort Worth - Support the Prairieland Defendants

Use the address below to send correspondence and parcels to inmates. Learn more about sending mail

Eight Federal Prairieland Defendants Sentenced Today to Prison Terms Ranging From 30-100 Years for Common Protest Activity - Support the Pra

Family Members, Faith and Community Leaders, Rally in Support of Defendants, Vow to Continue Fight for Freedom, Justice for Loved Ones

[skullhaver]

[Benjamin Hanil] Song, the most harshly sentenced Prairieland defendant, having received a 100-year prison term, gave a moving statement in response to their sentence, explaining for the first time the motivations for their actions the night of the noise demonstration at the Prairieland ICE Detention Center. “What we all saw happen to Renee Good and Alex Pretti is my worst nightmare,” said Song. “So, when I was standing in the street on July 4th, 2025, in plain view with reflective safety strips and high visibility clothing, what I saw right in front of my eyes was my worst nightmare,” continued Song. “When I saw Lieutenant Thomas Gross stop pursuing and point his gun at the back of a running, unarmed protester, like he testified, I was terrified.”

“As a firearms instructor and a United States Marine Corps Veteran, I understood what I was seeing. I knew what it meant for someone to lean forward into a gun, […] to prepare for recoil. As the evidence shows, I did not want to hurt anyone. I never had the intent to hurt anyone. It is impossible to say that I was trying to ambush or anyone or planning violence,” Song told the court. “I am so grateful that we are not here mourning another death and tragedy. Another Alex Pretti. Another Renee Good.”