worst day of your life, first day of yourself

it/he - DID system - host: eridan (#ca.txt) - autistic - satanist - 19 - weird inhuman freak - collective name: veins - contains adult content - socially inept - not a danger to myself or others https://cadaverousasshole.straw.page/

[emobandrpf]

falloutboyyaoi -> [way too many urls] -> mychemicalromanceyaoi -> emobandrpf -> niceyoungsatanists

art blog: @cadaverousasshole

fictiveposting blog: @caligulasautoclavve

photography blog: @thisphotographisproof

AO3 <- we write sometimes

last.fm (not accurate between October 2025 to early February 2026)

stats.fm (basically the same thing but we use it more often)

bluesky (just in case tumblr dies)

we mostly post about car seat headrest, 1 trait danger, mucic, postal, deltarune, homestuck, Dan and Phil, and emo band rpf, Stargate sg1, iwtv, the magnus archives

we tag flashing lights as #flashing

hall of fame/shame

[emobandrpf]

I want orange juice but I don't wanna get up

[emobandrpf]

[punkitt-is-here]

i had a dream last night that there was a new deltarune character named krailey and it just looked like a weird knockoff of ralsei that danced in place like a peanuts character and it pissed ralsei off like crazy

[punkitt-is-here]

[punkitt-is-here]

does a stupid gay little dance that pisses everyone ralsei off

[punkitt-is-here]

[hatboxapril]

krailey has been living in my mind rent-free and i keep imagining the stupid peanuts ass dance. so this is my shitty take on it

[annabelle--cane]

asexuality is word that describes an orientation, not a set of behaviors, ace people can do all kinds of sexual behaviors and still be asexual. some ace people have sex, some don't. some ace people kiss, some don't. some ace people masturbate, some don't. some ace people get homoerotically stabbed, some don't. it's as easy as that to understand.

[dogboy-awsten-knight]

stop eating sherbert iwth the perverts and start making poasts with the mosts

[setulose]

On the next leg of the LLTBP tour during B-stage, we need to get one of those planes to fly a banner saying "LET US IN THE DELI"

LET US IN THAT FUCKING DELI NOW!!!

Here is my impression of how that would go is everyone ready

(between songs) Yo (sips water) that fucking plane up there is tripping me out dude. Do you guys fuckin see that? It's been like circling the fuckin venue since we— (frank says something into the dead mic, gerard looks over at him) oh it says something? I didn't even notice man! It's too fuckin far away— (multiple people screaming "LET US IN THE DELI")(eyes squinting) What? (more screaming) I don't— (ray translates for him into the dead mic) Oh... "let us in the deli"? (cacophonous cheers) The fuck does that even mean? Is that like—is that a TickTock* or whatever you guys are doing now? (grating deep monster voice) KIDS THESE DAYS! (sips water) Okay well we're gonna play a few more for you if that's okay. This next one's a spooky one. It's off our second record. If you guys wanna hold your lights up that'd be cool (TGOY starts)

*author's note: while spelling cannot be conveyed via verbalization, they say it in such a way that makes it obvious to everyone that they would spell it TickTock

[kingofdorkville]

yeah, i am into him when he's fat, especially if, actually. sometimes specifically because.

[2colde]

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

[theaterard]

[theaterard]

really happy to hear you guys commenting on the outfit but I’m gonna be so honest i’m not looking at her damn shoelaces

[emoparamore]

mikey way @ madrid

[mizuthe-cat]

cool and awesome people are supposedly calling me “my friend”

[emobandrpf]

[amazoogle]

both 30 years old, born on the same day at precisely the same millisecond, but she was born in the state of Arizona which does not observe daylight savings time so one could possibly make the (weak) argument that she's an hour older. problematic age gap?

[amazoogle]

alright alright how about this other chick. she was born orbiting a black hole and due to relativistic effects currently unexplained by established models we are both 14 million years younger than eachother. help me with the ethics of this

[amazoogle]

definitionally yes

[emobandrpf]

[nairel-system]

Comic about amnesia

[segamascott]

Hello

not reading all that