The Daily Dork

~ Taylor. 23. Tired all the time. ~

[angelwalking]

i am going to make chickpea curry tonight and i sure hope i like it because this recipe makes a LOT

[angelwalking]

once again in an effort to not burn my white ass mouth i didnt put enough spice in and it was bland 😭

[probablyapyro]

Next time, go ham on spices and use acids like lemon juice or sour cream to reduce heat when you serve it. This is how I cook for my partner who cannot handle food as seasoned as I like it.

[body-of-ouches]

I just really like this tweet

[probablyapyro]

ecopunk shitpost or mountain goats lyrics

[play-now-my-lord]

GORDON RAMSAY: Alright, mate. I'll forgive the cockup with the soup course, but I want that caprese salad, and if there's any more forbidden knowledge of the future in it I'm going to need words with the chef de cuisine ME: Absolutely, chef. We have your caprese salad coming out now *additional member of waitstaff brings out a dish on one hand, and lifts the cloche to reveal basil leaves, fresh mozzarella, and slices of San Marzano tomato artfully arranged to spell out "MARCH 15, 2048 - AUTO ACCIDENT"* GORDON RAMSAY: Hold on a moment. Is that when and how I die? ME: I don't know, chef. It seems at odds with the concept of free will that knowing such a thing would even be possible GORDON RAMSAY: Not even through the antipasti and I'm already being asked to subscribe to a non-deterministic universe. Fuck me

[probablyapyro]

One day I will buy ginger and then use the ginger that I buy

[probablyapyro]

[zobb]

christmas eve what about christmas adam

[qoti]

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

[forfuturereferenceonly]

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

[theguilteaparty]

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

[shojo]

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

[aanglican]

world heritage post: avatar femslash fans on livejournal discussing the possibility of a lesbian or bi lead in the legend of korra in 2010, 2 years before the series first aired. four years later, korra and asami walked into the spirit world together holding hands.

happy korrasami day!

[caecilius-est-pater]

This is the diametric opposite of "we popping the biggest bottles when Makorra happens"

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

original url http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/4073/

last modified 2005-11-24 16:55:03

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

theory 1: baseball curses are real bc look what happened to the cubs and the red sox

theory 2: baseball curses are fake bc no one has ever cursed the yankees

theory 3 (synthesis): no one has successfully cursed the yankees bc they employ a cadre of dark wizards

[dwinkus]

when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days

[probablyapyro]

In high school I once earnestly asked a very Christian friend what Christians celebrated during the Christmas season and I think of that moment every time I see someone describe Christmas songs about Jesus as skips

[girard]

i dont mind when people are annoying online bc i remember back when i was 14 and so annoying online and its fun to be young and not know how to act we've all been there. Checks bio. oh theyre older than me

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[probablyapyro]

Excited to make this the word of Every Year from now on

[sleepeys]

new defunctland video once again makes me appreciate the everyday amateur internet archivist. i love you people who make comprehensive lists of fonts used in popular media. i love you people who upload ten second videos of commercials from 2002. people who have episodes from shows i saw as a kid that i don’t even remember the names of anymore. people who record livestreams. people who record small concerts. little moments in history that’ll be important to somebody 20 years later. i love u

[femmefurina-deactivated20240814]

tencent: yeah we're developing faceID AI algorithms to identify people in protests and riots

everyone: jesus that sucks

tencent: also here's an AI art generator that can turn your selfies into anime!

everyone, apparently: fuck yeah let me get in on that

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

is goncharov (1973) really that much less real than whatever show the destiel bloggers have been watching with their extrasensory perception for 15 years

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]