I have a bad feeling about this...

Mandy. 33. She/They.

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[trinidemgyal-deactivated2026051]

[farmgf]

IT’S SPRINGTIME YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. PASS THE INSTRUCTIONS ON NOT GIVING UP BY ADA LIMÓN

[farmgf]

IT’S THE GREENING OF THE TREES THAT REALLY GETS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[bedupolker]

I loooooove getting rejected. People should reject more. It's the "maybes" and ghosting that's just like too much. A firm but polite "no" is infinitely more respectful of everyone's time and feelings. Can we just do that?

[bedupolker]

You guys know this is a pretty normal human want and not a special accomdation to be saved for people with autism right?

[azertyrobaz]

Not anymore. They ruined it.

[only-cat-memes]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[aqwult]

[argumate]

I don't see what the-- oh gosh

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[anistarrose]

[ID 1: a tweet by miauravilhas with an image of a cat laying on its back with all four legs up, on the ground right next to a wet floor sign. The tweet, translated from Portuguese, reads "Poor thing, he slipped because he can't read."

ID 2: same image but the graphic of the person falling on the wet floor sign has been replaced with the image of the cat on its back. End ID.]

[everythingfox]

Accept gifts without protest

[akindplace]

anxious girl shocked to discover that doing the thing she was so afraid to do was actually easier than she catastrophically anticipated in her head

[akindplace]

anxious girl decides to avoid her own perfectionism for the sake of her peace of mind knowing it’s better to “half-ass” something (being imperfect) than being paralyzed and never trying at all

[goth-queen]

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[gaytanic-panic]

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Biblically accurate greed

Source

[awlwren]

[vid: a compilation of short videos of cats shamelessly (attempting) to steal food with varying degrees of success and to varying degrees of outrage]/end id.

[billiamdoor]

@hiddeninthe-veil

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[wizardarchetypes]

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp